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sandijey: Make Una leave girls wey dey bleach o. No love for dark skin girls anymore. By the way, Girls that bleach and have black knuckles are using cheap bleaching cream. This days u can never no who bleached and who didn't. Cus expensive creams clear everything. I Noticed that fair girls are looking alike this days, almost like how all chinese people look alike

so which of the creams without black knuckles would you recommend for dem ?

Pretyangel25: hahahahaha funny but true. thank God I'm not 4 any

are you sure ?

Op lemme add this

9. Running after a random guy with loads of cash but without any plan for you

10. Bashing an ambitious broke nigga, saying he's not your class but start running after him when his life changes for good

11. Being too clingy immediately you realize a guy came frm the UK

12. Lying helplessly like a log of wood during sexx, believing a guy who can't pound you well lik pounded yam is not worthy of marriage

13. Eating as if there's famine in the land when a guy take you to an eatery

14. Viewing this thread and bashing the OP, telling him he's spewing pooo for dis write up

Kachisbarbie: hahahaha...but you love the ones that bleach smallllll?

i was about asking that o@sanchez01...who does that, but i have seen a friend that did the engaged shiii, crowded her FB with engaged to ...., alongside pictures o...now they have broken up. She is now asking me if it's immature to delete the post(s).

why are those ladies so dumb sef.... There's a lady currently in my BBM, the way she worship her bf, uploads his pix by intervals is something else my sister... Each tym I ask of her bf, she quickly corrects me telling me he's her fiance and not bf... She's jst being too clingy... Smh

Mumumugu my padi... May you surely live long for dis write up... I dey ur back jhor

michaelobinna: so every girl that has kept her virginity is for the man she hopes to marry in the future, maybe u don't know some keep it out of fear or pains ... And people can change in the twinkle of an eye

Brother, truth b told. only a disciplined lady can keep her virginity till marriage.. Its lik you dnt knw it takes determination and high level of discipline... Forget abt lack of opportunity or fear of pains, that's one is not a gud reason for abstinence

temigracie: ...synthetic hymen??....will it make it tighter??...will it make the woman bleed too??....Nah only amateur guys dem fit bobo with dis kind thing...

u sef no see say na nonsense... Na only amateur lik me dem fit use dat kind tin bobo... May Gawd help me

21. Dating a man who pounds you lik pounded yam during sex
22. Eating is if there's famine in d land when a guy takes you to an eatery.
23. Thinking it is a must ur bf suck ur kitty-cat.

No lady would outwrightly tell you she isn't pretty but a guy can outwrightly tell you he isn't handsome but at least he's okay to some extent... Most of this ladies claiming dey are pretty here aint as good looking as their profile pictures claim

shumuel: NOW FOR A LIST OF IF SHE WANTS IT.

2. If she tells you the ray of light is too much that you should drop the curtians or close the window , guy dont let her tell you a second time.
3. If she comes to visit you and almost immediatly or she later tells you she if feeling sleepy, she is simply telling you let go to the room or lets get sleeping, you code ?
4. If she request for a pat on the back or tells you she is feeling itchy or she needs a massage, guy no dull at all .
5. If she tells you your neighborhood is too noisey that you should lock the door, man she is just telling you to avoid unwanted interupption.
6. If she tells you she is hungry and wants to cook her a meal, ladies sometimes love to be pampered before giving in.

OP this got me laffin seriously... May God bless you for dis

Camellia: ...u sound pained... biko who is that NL girl that rejected yr advances....

who is this bush girl ?

I can deduce your gf has no atom of courtesy... Her instinct should have told her she's supposed to humbly sit at the back, afterall, ur sister was already in d front sit.. So if it were to be your padi dat sat in the front seat then it would have resulted into an exchange of blows... OP, this scene should have given you a foresight of d lady you wan to get married to.. PLS BE CAREFUL OF OVER POSSESSIVE LADIES

Only a foolish man would sell his christianity in exchange of moni... As for me, change to Islam because of one babe? That's d only thing I can confidently say I cannot do

valmunich: Those kinda girls are rare these days. Really, there's Nothing like a girl with a great sense of humor.

that's it bro... Those types of ladies are now extinct.. The species we now have tend to fold their arms believing it is your daily routine to alwz crack jokes and make dem laf their life out

OP (Rapmoney), God bless you for dis write-up padi mi

OP (Rapmoney), God bless you for dis write-up

Self confidence and esteem, your vocabulary, dress neatly and use deodorant, make dem understand you are ambitious even if you are broke at d moment, and be a man that has Godly mind... If you can't attract a reasonable lady having all this qualities, her type no be here ooooo

I will tell her to cast her burden upon the Lord and stop asking for recharge card

stint: OK o ! you really think your friends are myopic?
do you think she goes around paying bills for broke strangers?
or is it more likely she liked something about your personality that made her want to help u?
third, collecting her number means you want to date her abi.
I personally just like having phone numbers of good hearted people cos they are scarce .

.yeah its pretty gud to have fone numbers of good hearted ppl but I think it's a very silly thing to ask for her fone num at dat instance.. It would be so dumb of you starting up unnecessary conversation after thanking her for her kind gesture

Baddestguyp: op wan collect bride price by force.
stop advertising ur sister, we are not interested sorry

the guy dey find bride price wey he go use buy BB Curve 1

rozzay: No be d guy talk say em sister fine pass us wey dey here. Na em I run con c. To God be d Glory I dey very disappointed. Sis wey no get bra size for market, make e check my pics my bwe st stand gidigba d bra sef no hol am e dey comot. Heheheheh. Stupid OP

Rozzay Rozzay Rozzay !!! So ur bwe st stand gidigba ? and u no fit tell me all dis while ? Wey I bin dey think say na flast chested category u dey

Baddestguyp: 1000likes

Egbon, I no knw if na only me dey come across such ladies who use mono-syllabic sentence to pass their msg across

Only a silly guy presumes she wants to date you and that the next thing to do is to collect her fone number... A long time ago, I was in sch then and I went to the market to get a few stuffs.. After my purchase, I saw something I had been longing to buy and went straight to the seller and negotiated the price and she gave me a reduction in price.. I told her I would come bck immediately I drop my stuffs in my villa cos I had exhausted all I had on me and I left her shop.. I haven't even taken four steps when she called me bck and handed over the stuff to me.. I was shocked and dumb founded looking at her inquisitively.. She pointed to a lady who paid for me and I moved close to her and thanked her for her kind gesture... On getting to my villa, I narrated the whole scene to my frnds and the dumb asss niggas were lik, So where is her phone number now ? And I was like, why are you guys so myopic and indiscipline lik dis... Chaiii

marieolae: I guess you talking from experience, you can elaborate more on dat..

so r u insinuating he's a dumb gay ? *winks*

Tosyne2much =» what's up lady ?

Girl=» 5n u ?

Tosyne2much=». I'm doin very gud here

Girl =» k

Tosyne2much=» so how's ur day bin now ?

Girl =» gud u ?

Tosyne2much=» mine was worthwhile

Girl =» k

Tosyne2much =» so did u go out at all 2day ?

Girl =» yap u ?


Is this chat ? And they complain of boring guys

Any lady who replies this way using moni-syllabic sentence to pass her msg across is a dumb and stupid girl

Guys should try as much as possible not to be asking predictable questions at all times but mind you, as long as you are not chatting with your business partner, there's not way you won't ask predictable questions and vice versa.. Ladies sef ghan, their wahala sef too much, you complained ''how was ur nyt was a dump question'', do you expect a guy to ask you if you had sex in your dream or not jst because he wants to prove to you that he dsn't like askin predictable questions ?.. Imagine a lady telling me that '' hope your church service went fyn today ?'' Was a boring question and I was lik WTF !!! Den I asked her if she expected me to ask her how much she gave as offering today ? I doubt if God himself understand ladies

OP (chemystery) my sure padi, thanks for this write up... At least those who have been dummies would now know how to flash their greenlight or take advantage of the opposite sex greenlight... Back to the topic, The truth is, so many ladies believe they are doin us a great favour by showing us greenlight. However, they feel they have bypassed their protocol and guys should start running after dem wen they obviously flash their greenlight.. There's no biggie in greenlight, I guess a real man of honour would not be gracing the floor or becomes a woman wrapper because a lady flashes her greenlight.. Countless times , I have ignored many greenlight and turned down so many ladies advances and they tend to hate me afterwards.. *wetin concern me*

Logicalmindy: he's woman-wrappering when its clear dey started d trouble.

na T.B work be dat oooooo since he's a bobafide woman wrapper... Dat one don pass my strength

shizzleStar: [/s]you are a bleeping bar.stard, what a dumbfvck?

broda u sef calm down na... All dis poo u are doin doesn't dignify you

Afghanistan: Logicalmindy, elkewwty, tosyne2much, marieolae u see wetin I dey talk. Na the second time this anïmal go call me bastãrd be this. The small boy na zoo escapee.

egbon jst no follow am drag antytin again... U don pass all dis level wey u go dey exchange words.. Shey u get me ?