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Mediapace:
11) Yeyebrities : Overhyped musicians in Nigeria with fish brain e.g. Airforce1(One dull guy wey no fit hustle wella just dey open accounts to praise himself)

Smalldoctor(How person wan take play penalty go throwing still dey baffle me till date)

12)Nl mods : Overhyped moderators e.g. Seun,La.lasticlala,mynd4.4 e.t.c

13)People like person wey write this thread : You wan be judas Don't tell me you haven't recieved 40 Dms' today already

QueenSekxy:
lol..this your sarcasm no get part 2

But seriously, Airforce1 dey enjoy big time

lalanice:
But this list is every guy na


tosyne has started again

Broke guys are not there.. Guys with small joysticks are not there too

KreativGenius:
It's phken hilarious abeg. You too dey creative.I feel your mind. Your bae will really like you. I wished i could have such a fun-mind like you. Are you attending the NL get together in January ?

Eeeeyah! Thanks for the compliment


Well, I will try to be there this time around baba

KreativGenius:
Lol @ Fake pastors, Tosin God go forgive you, i swear. Don't let the ladies come for you

Don't you think they belong to the list ni?

Nigerian comic writer, Professor Tosyne2much has come again drawing the attention of people to the types of guys that normally have ladies lurking around them.

While some guys often complain about their village people being responsible for making them unattractive to ladies, it's a different story entirely for other guys as they seem to be natural magnets for the ladies

This article brings to the the types of guys that ladies lurk around for relationship

1. Rich/Wealthy Guys

As we all know, money is the most prioritized thing in most relationships of today and guys who are known to be sufficiently okay in terms of finance always find ladies lurking around them like flies following poo. This is the main reason why rich and wealthy guys normally have easy access under the skirts of ladies compared to broke guys who always struggle and fight for it.

2. Abroad based Guys

The moment a guy travels abroad, all the ladies who refused to date him during his struggling days will start acting all nice and caring. That is when they start liking every of his post and picture on Facebook as a reminder that he should not forget them. Most abroad based guys always have lurking around the moment they return home and some of them use this opportunity judiciously to shine as many congos as possible before they return back.

3. Tall and Handsome Guys

Guys who are battling with nothing but inferiority complex will think that ladies are only attracted to money and nothing else; but the truth of the matter is that some ladies are actually attracted to guys that are altruistic and good looking, because, to them, handsome guys are public property that they want to flaunt to their friends and neighbours just to keep them wondering what's so amazing about them that they managed to land a guy whose looks is so superior to theirs. Handsome guys who are very smart use their handsomeness to their own advantage that leaves many ladies lurking around them for dating. Only handsome guys whose village people are following get rejected by ladies every time.

4. Liars/Untrustworthy Guys

In all the many years I have lived on this earth as a Commissioner for Women Affairs, I have come to learn that most (if not all) ladies like to be sweet-talked, flattered and showered with praises, and that's why they can't explain how they find themselves in the hands of deceitful and manipulative liars. However, ladies consciously or unconsciously find themselves falling in love with guys who have mastered the art of manipulating the truth since they are being told what they want to hear. Many with agree with Tosyne2much that guy who have sugar-coated mouths know the weak point of ladies and that's why ladies are susceptible to fall for their scam, unlike the honest and trustworthy guys who ladies not really give attention to

5. The Braggers/Noise Makers

If you want to date girls easier, just blow them by your money, luxury gifts and sweet compliments and watch how such expressions of vanity will make them chase you the way a sex starved cock chases a hen. Guys who brag about what they can't even achieve in ten years normally have the attention of ladies more than the guys who are taciturn about their wealth and accomplishments. The more reason why someone like Airforce1 will surely have the attention of ladies than any other guy here .

6. Yahoo Boys/ Muusicians

As we all know, the lifestyle of an average Yahoo boy/musician is filled with lies, deceit, fakery and many more. They all live flamboyant lifestyle that attracts ladies just as sugar easily attract ants, and you know nothing wheels an average lady's thinking faculty faster when she's being assured of comfort and luxury. That is the main reason why many ladies want to be addressed as Hushpuppy's girlfriend.

7. White-Collar Professionals

White-collar workers, such as accountants, bankers, doctors, pilots, attorneys and real estate agents have some kinds of personalities the society has ordained them worthy of a certain type of respect that most ladies buy into. A lot of ladies get blinded by the prestige associated with the profession that they go to the extent of forcing themselves on these men just because of the respect they will earn from their family members and neighbours for bring such a personality home as a potential husband

8. Intelligent/Brilliant Guys (Bookworms)

Ladies like to be in company of guys who are intelligent and know the world inside out. Of course, not that intellectual who just boasts around of his knowledge but someone who is also doing well in his academics. A academically sound guy automatically becomes attractive in the eyes of ladies (especially the ones who are academically bankrupt), and they always want to spend more time with him doing tutorials, assignments and all that. Most brilliant guys are usually very dull and can't decode ordinary green light, only the smart ones try to organize tutorials for these ladies in their bedrooms and will end up torturing them on the bed.

9. Guys with promising future

Some ladies are so filled spiritually more than T. B Joshua that they can easily predict a guy's future by mere looking at him. They already know if the guy is going to hammer soon or will remain poor for the rest of his life. Even though the thought of dating a broke guy irks many ladies, some people of them still get attracted to guys that have propensity for greatness, therefore, they know that if they can stick long enough with him, they may find a life of luxury and indulgence awaiting down the line.

10. Fake Pastors

These days, the way some pastors use the name of God to commit atrocities is so alarming. They follow anything on skirt using duress to corner gullible female members into their bedroom. In fact, some womanize a lot that their joysticks can easily be recognized by most female members of the choir.

I drop my pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Written by: Tosyne2much

Momoh7:
Tosyne2much you never compile any 10 things

Na wetin I dey type since.. E go show face this evening

MichaelBlake40:
Na so lie dey start you wey chop chicken breast yesterday

Help me beg Airforce1 make him nor let hunger kill me oooo

oyatmicah:
aswear if no b for say i respect ur moniker, i for dash u slap for wetin u write, bt i go hold my peace cos i dey always gbadun ur post, bt beware we d village people are watching u

Hahaha


Airforce1 be my guy now so I gat hype am too

kebiArts:
God bless u Sir.. if only the mods can carry it to FRONTPAGE..I will b grateful

Relax! Lalasticlala will surely have mercy on you

Cutehector:
lol... Of course na private university na..

So na wetin make am dey possible abi?

But on a more serious note, things like this do not really happen in federal and states owned institutions because na sadists and mad lecturers boku for dia

KreativGenius:
Yes na, no need to worry about dating problems too much since the end is near

Luxuryconsult:
@ 20 she is engaged.. The rate at which some guys quickly rush to put ring on some beautiful girls hand just to book space ehn.. I pray it all goes well as you people plan. But there are lot's of 32 years old ladies out there still searching for someone to put anything that will just suit the finger, even if na that rubber ring wey dey inside sweet ehn.. Where exactly did those girls go wrong?. All fingers are not equal nitoto.. Africa china don talk am.

Luxuryconsult:
Serious relationship is just about two matured mind that are ready to start life as a mature mind. Love is totally out of serious relationship to be honest cuz no matter how hard we try, we usually don't have that one person we so much wish to have them. So it is just becasue they are both ready in their mind that would make them sacrifice everything to make the relationship works. It is like a determined mind that has vowed never to look back. The minds will tolerate whatever, will never get angry, will talk when one is wrong, and is ever ready to apologize and to change it's wrong ways to suit the other serious mind. That's just a serious relationship. So you can even commit yourself from the first day (though only guys.

My brother, you're head correct I swear

Biafrareform:
Is there. First few words.

'' It takes at lest a year and a few arguments"

I don't really believe it must be up to a year depending on how much of a good observer you are. It know what to do that will make a lady reveal her real character to me.(i know what I'm saying )

But I agree with you on the disagreement part sha.

KreativGenius:
I've been there three times. I dey regret am now. I swear, going to prepare for marriage self, this time, once the next comes, everything should be ready waiting for her to come in

rawpadgin:


Dude, i have dated some incredibly awesome girls but i wasn't ready to settle down, now that i am, good girls come be like pure gold

Whenever you have the privilege to meet a lady that has the traits of a good wife, abeg no mess up make you no dey regret am oooo.


I've been in your shoes before

DanseMacabre:
Amin egbon mi. Sha, I no be pikin like that

DanseMacabre:
One of the most successful footballers to bestride the African continent.


[s]'Papilo, I know say one day you go make us proud'[/s] Papilo, you don finally make us proud.


Omo, see John Anne Riise all tatted up. I remember this nigga shot power that year for Winning Eleven be like 95 Only Adriano and Roberto Carlos pass him own. Good old days men.

rawpadgin:
i dey tell u

That's why i nor dey like go church for wedding, na reception hall straight