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Lemme go try it

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OP, it worked like magic.. Your head dey dia baba

Crystolexy:
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After normal exchange of pleasantries..

Hey beautiful angel how are you? Fine
Are you single? I asked and my friend fiance, someone whom we're planning to go see her parent said Yes! I'm single.


That's so bad, sorry dear, I'll be here always for you, would you let me love and this girl will regret why he treated you bad.


To cut the who story short, I really said many things girl love to hear but, my biggest surprise is that in less than 2 hours this girl has pledged to be mine body and soul asking me when I'm coming back to the country. I think I made a very bad move but, I'm concerned about my guy

This one weak me ooo

Hmmm

isidiwent:
I am enjoying the grace of Jesus Christ. Jesus gives miracles & adds no sorrow with it.

Abegi jawe. Don't bring Jesus into this


Are you trying to say that Jesus is absent in the lives of those who are carriers of malaria?

Your relationship with him is already dead. I wonder how the nigga will feel when he sees this on the FP

isidiwent:
My AA is a miracle AA, not malaria AA. Do you love malaria alot?

I think yore enjoying the grace of your blood group

Sabrina18:
Yes o, na AA carry malaria for head, As hardly gets sick.

I don't think AA have much resistance against mosquitoes bite unlike AS

Sabrina18:
I'm AA too. do you have malaria every time let me confirm your AA?

My sister, the frequency at which I have malaria is very high. I don't think I can stay three months without having malaria

Do you also experience the same thing as an AA patient?

The story is a bit difficult to understand

adonbilivit:
6 years? python dance na him ur girl put u so o.

Hehe

Okada, abeg park me here

Dillusionist:
una too deh insult Niger ladies naaw

It only happen on social media (Nairaland to be precise)

It's cheating the very moment you start taxing guys for money and lusting after another guy due to covetousness

Dillusionist:
yeye deh smell..

It's hard to believe abi?

Dillusionist:
lol,,I'm already seated sir! !

Why you come detest Naija guys like this nah?

Dillusionist:
mtchew ask which guy out,,all these mumu Niger guys weh there head no correct.

Abeg go and sit down jawe

Toks2008:
As long as you are pleasing to my eyes,can cook well,makes your own money and loves GOD to stupor,ask me out and I'm forever yours...

I'm even tired of wooing ladies. ..too old for that now.

I also can't remember the last time I wooed ladies. It's usually the other way round

Blecool:
.... Would just send a letter without my name, but a number to call if he is interested.... Naija guys ehn.. You gat to use your head o if not you would become talk of the town. It it were to be a foreigner now, DAT one easy no be small

So you mean foreign guys don't downgrade ladies unlike Nigerian guys?

Perfectionist11:
I like this.Smart guys use this formula too.....But the question is: after the "flow" has been established,what is the exact line you'll use in order to tilt the "friendship" toward the direction of a romantic relationship?..assuming you've fancied the guy from afar,before you even had the chance to converse with him/establish the flow....Or do you just let the interest die if he doesn't make a move after the conversation?...
Miss Safarigirl...can you answer this too?.

Good question... Let her come and answer it

uniqueogo:
and i really can't imagine myself doing that.
the farthest i have gone was the day i saw one very cute guy in a keke, we were the only two in the vehicle, and i was just watching him from the corner of my eye, i can sense he wanted to talk to me but maybe he was feeling shy (don't really know) when i was almost at my destination i asked for his number which he didn't hesitate to give.
called him about two days later and he confessed i saved him a lot of trouble, though we ended up being just friends over calls and chats never went out on a date cus i have a nice guy i loved that i was dating and the new guy understood

So, you would rather die in silence than breach a compromise of not making the first move?

Happy birthday my biggest boss. I wish you all the best in life

Cheers!

TINALETC3:
His ability 2 always treat me like a baby and b like a father 2 me,, always protective

Ooooh! This sounds very romantic

I don't think so

What interests me most is joy and peace of mind

zaramgrand:
Right now I have graduated also, my friendship with this guy is a bit complicated, we are dating and at the same time not dating.

.He acts like a child Wen it comes to everyday issues, people also cheat him alot and use him but I took it upon myself to always stand for him and see that no one mistreats him.... I have told him countless number of times that I can't marry him but he will always kneel down and beg me which I end up staying with him again, not bcs of his weakness but bcs all this while I never developed any feelings for him.... also I've always wanted a man who will be in control, a man who will correct and scode me Wen I do something wrong not a man that I will be controlling and scoding.. recently about a year ago I met a guy, we've been friends and he's much interested in me. I have feelings for him maybe bcs he possess Wat I want from a man.... Just some months back my old friend lost his job and I took it upon myself to see that he's fine till he gets another job. I give him money every two days for upkeep, I do all these just so he doesn't end up doing anything illicit bcs he's easily dragged about by friends.... At the same time I'm begging him to move on and find another girl, but he's traumatized and I'm feeling bad about the whole issue... I .

So, we still have a lady in Nigeria with this ideology?


Food don come oooo

Cc
Lefulefu

SweetPuffPuff:
[color=dodgerblue]ha . what the heck. [/color]

Hehe

darfay:
yepa exams Asap and I never read shi

Be like say na formation go sure pass be that

It's very true sha. Very funny

On a normal day when their server is not overwhelming, GLO and snail walk at the same speed not to talk of when the server becomes overwhelming


Wetin be my own sef?

bayocanny:
Dem plenty for nairalander, the most annoying thing they do is to put "I don't reply pms don't even bother to send one blah blah" on their profile.
Smsh for them

Onto too much shakara now