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Ranchojesus:
They are all moda fuckers any bitch that is not contented with what she has got should be fucing fucin the ass and used for fucing money ritual... I fucking hate bitches of this days no matter how fucng loyal you are to them they will fuking go behind you and fuk a yahoo motherfuckler...Fuclk to hell I don't give a shit... fffffuc

Dotwillis1:
When you go down the stage to pick a lady to dance with but she refused..

Enskynelson:
I can remember an instance. A roommate refused to contribute money for us to buy insecticide for mosquitoes and said when we buy we should spray our areas and leave his own.

dmcdad:
Okay bro...

Continuation from my previous post...

Anyways, prior to the 9:30 time I gave above, I bin don do sharp sharp wooing. You know that kind expedited wooing wey go open the road to other things to come. So after clearing the road and we were now (according to her) dating, then small small activities come start. Although there were some resistance, well, you can say IGG. After some reassurance, she come allow kissing and much holding. So, as an expert in that department, I quickly took her to the pinnacle of the world; just like the Devil took Jesus to the pinnacle of the world and showed him all the wonders, that was exactly what I did. And after which, I quickly disembarked.

I knew I already had her in cloud 9 and left her alone to wallow in the euphoria. At that time it was around 9:30Pm. She started begging me not to leave her like that, that if she leaves like that she might do something very stupid. You know that feeling a girl would have and she would be willing to sleep with even a mad man, abi? You sure know the feeling I suppose. You na confirm badt guy sef.

After much much sha, me come dey preach give her say I no want make e be say just this first day we meet something wan happen, make e no be like say na sex I dey after. This one na me being a supposed good guy. Plus say the girl come look time come say she gats go because she tell mumsy say she dey come this new guy side, and although her mumsy no support her coming, but she reluctantly agree sha. Meanwhile, we were meant to meet at a bar in my area, but I convert the meeting location to my house eventually.

So after the girl don dress up finish, head to the door wan move, I draw her come back say e no dey safe to go out by this time. Then it was around 9:30 going to 10. She come start to dey highlight all the places she suppose go blah blah blah. Me come use my power of persuasion to make her chill small. I come use talk hold her down just to make time run... After much much, I check time, then it was right about 10:30Pm. Gbam! By then I relax, I just talk for my mind say you are going nowhere. And knowing fully well say she still dey on high spirit because she dey tell me say I dey very wicked. Say I just wan torment her. Truly, like 4 girls don complain same in recent times. I go just put you for cloud 9 leave you there, dey do small small shakara. Come see where girls dey loyal dey beg for sex. Chai... You go know say na men just dey f**k up dey make these girls feel like stars. I go come dey feel like one small god

After it was confirmed that she won't be heading nowhere. I took her back to the pinnacle of the world, and like the Bible says; books were opened. Chai, make God forgive me oooooo. Anyway, fast forward moments later... It wasn't much fun cause na pains she just dey feel. Big babe just dey cry like small pikin. Well, from all indications, e don tey wey she do that thing. Last year precisely, according to her though. The girl catch fever by force. From headache to stomach ache to pains in her boobies and also pains down there. By morning, body temperature don dey go high. I tell her say make she calm down say na just say e don tey that's why. She say I too rough, say I no dey gentle for that levels. I say who gentle epp?

Anyway, after like 2 hours of activities... I just free her cause all parts of her body come dey pain her. Just cuddle her for bed till dawn. Be wan do morning devotion round sef, but she couldn't stand it.

She left sha. E cause wahala for her house according to her. But lo and behold, 2 nights later, she come spend night again. That one sef na a story for another day.

yvonnechaka:
Lesson ke...we ladies doesn't learn at all.All these are for materials things

tosinfalade:
I once had a roommate that campaigned against my emergence as the president of our faculty. supported my opponent, cooked all lies and he emerged... it was so frustrating that we had to split.

Blonchilli:
tosyne2much you would have listed it as 10 ways girls act when they want sex

dmcdad:
Someone visited me a couple of weeks ago (first time visit). She was meant to spend 30mins at max because had 3 other places to go after she must have left my place.

Bro... To tell you the truth, she passed the night. Meanwhile, if you see as this girl bin dey ginger me say her time don dey up and all, I almost think say e don be like that. Little by little, I start to dey initiate more engaging and humorous convo and that was it... It went on and on and before we knew it, someone that came around 5pm and was meant to leave 5:30 at max, it was 9:30pm... From there, na just little convincing, she spend the night. The rest as they say is history my broda.


So, leave girls matter jare.

cuvox:
And the Tradition says I must marry a new wife every year?... Who am I to stand against such tradition, who am I?

mazimee:
This is totally wrong no matter how you look at it.

Realhommie:
Nigeria Hmmmmmmm

I hope you do read news emanating from other parts of Africa especially in the Eastern (Kenya, Uganda sometimes) and Southern (Zimbabwe mostly) African countries? Lol.. So my brother it's not just a Nigerian thing ooooo, it's almost everywhere you go in Africa and some parts of Asia too mk e no be like say na for only our continent d tin dey.

But it is well.

joezyni:
Judging from his face you can tell this guy has an uterior motif..I could be wrong

bandad:
You must be a PhD holder in the field. Kai oma gidi gan fa.

cuvox:
And he will still pick a new wife next year. I envy you bro

olaoreawofele:
I think we all need to encourage better education across the country. I once saw a message on the street of Dubai '' Eradicate poverty, educate now''. If the ME have made better progress in education, why would Northern Nigeria continue to deprive its' people quality education leading to mass illiteracy which is the main cause of early marriage and rampant poverty?.

If any part of the country is behind, the entire country is affected. A chain is as strong as its weakest link, they say. By the way, I come from the South but I appreciate you have awareness underage marriage deprives women of their potential and is a major hindrance to development. I once had a maid (20yrs) who was very bright but had no opportunity at formal education. Just when she decided to start an apprenticeship while in my place, the family married her off. Quite a pathetic case, she was robbed of her future.

Realhommie:
My guy chill, it's called tradition.. This thing no be today and no be only Africans dey do such, some cultures/tradition in South America and Asia na dead...

whatmoreng:
Who else is envying this king?

MASTERMIND04:
Guy, u no go kill me o

TIDDOLL:
Lmao... Diz Guy no dey Aite....

DjAndroid:
FCMB and Fidelity no be child's play oooo.

But first bank? It's like village people don dey remember dem small small.

sekxy:

lol,,that kind thing

Tapout:
the day I saw an army lady drilling a grown azz man was the day I decided that they are more deadly than their male counterpart. make una carry una love go abeg

#loving in bondage

sekxy:
make I book space
modified :
that no 4: they will pretend to be playing games , me: