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Wizklynd23:
Guy you too much...

No mind me jawe

Some ladies won't be happy this night upon seeing this thread

queenamirah:

What's your take on this issue too?

princ007:
You nko?

I don't think I have an answer to that question sef

I belong to number 3

SirMichael1:
I don't bloody care as long as his dick doesn't slip into her twàt in guise of ignorance. And don't fondlé please

Hehe

I think Airtel is leading at the moment.. I see so many now using Airtel to surf

itelMobileNG:
Tosyne

Make una pity us nah

Remind me to deactivate my account if this thread creeps to the FP

I'm allergic to female soldiers

OP, you forgot to add that they look like Nokia swollen battery when they are pregnant

Oshoko:
na how much the yahoo boiz wan give u..
u dan land inside trouble nw. well done o yahoo boiz

I know the yahoo boys would be nowhere to be found

idupaul:
I can't forget sometime back I visit a friend and we end up in this quite sassy bar near his house for a drink next thing 3 mobile policemen walk into the bar and also order drinks and start making everybody laugh by dancing and joking the next thing is that one of the gets overly exited and fires a volley of 3 shots from his official AK 47 rifle into the air in jubilation and the everybody applauds but that was it for me I quickly grab my car keys and tell my friend let's go home even though he tries to appeal to me the mobile policemen were just being happy . The bottom line is that don't stay around any Nigerian policeman with a rifle because they lack the discipline requisite to bear such a powerful weapon safely

That's it oooo my brother. The moment they are with rifles, they automatically turn gods and can open fire at the slightest provocation

Edopesin:
Happy Birthday even though I no know you

I dey surprised say you no know am ooo

Nice one Peter

I dey come

SirMichael1:
Barely there being the prevailing word here.

That kind thing bro

magicfingers009:
You can imagine. Some feminist would still blame the man. Y did he bend his head? Why didn't he run? Why didn't he eat fufu when growing so that ordinary plate wouldn't be able to break his head? I thought he was a man?

Women are always quick to cry victim.

I'm also surprised some ladies are still castigating the man

gooddynews:
Very much serious ooo she can kill oo

Make you just go marry that kind woman

felipemadero:
Na you go help u8s,so u better help now

Na the truth you yarn so bro

This is serious!

ibibiofirstlady:
So which strategy do you employ when you fart in public?

I barely do that in public places especially where people are gathered

This girl sha.. I reserve my comment

ibibiofirstlady:
Will you abandon the food?

Abandon the food ke? I'm not going to do that

When you're eating eba and egusi soup and somebody mess

uniqueflash:
even mr ten-ten has nothing to say on this

This one pass me ni my brother

majekdom2:
many of you are failing to understand the point here. No perfect relationship. Disgreement must always happen as we are human. Ask any 2 friends that have been friends from childhood till old age how many times they have fought, they will tell you uncountable times. But the truth is I am not sure there was any 3rd party involved in settling their fight. If there was they won't still be friends. I am sure they never embarrassed each other in public when they fight. They never revealed each other's secret in public. They got each other's back. Now this is what marriage should be. Fights, yes but not humiliating, embarassing and exposing secrets in public. Many couples are not even friends. I hate scenes, if we must click, you must hate scenes too... .a reason I left a chic

Hmmmn

zitame:
eya I rili pity u because at ur age nd shoe size, u still lie. Ask ur self y islam is band in some countries, dats if u ar current enof 2 knw. Incase u don't knw, u pple symbolize trouble. Anywia u pple begin 2 settle, fight nd rape is bound 2 happen.

Very funny

Adaumunocha:
Y are u awake

I woke up and found it hard to catch sleep ni jawe.. What about you?

OP, who did this to you?

Adaumunocha:
You too!??

I don't want that kind of a ridiculous award