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vickertony:
Especially Sia and Celine Dion's Loved me back to life, one of the best songs i ever heard. its really da bomb. you have a great taste in music mate.

Loved Me Back To Life by Celine Dion na one crazy song oooo... The beat is something else

akanbiaa:
The first guy is obviously guilty but the second guy is kind of 50 50 guilty, the police should dig further and also ensure psychologist are involved and they should also use lying detector if he was actually privy to the robbery and death or he was threatened after the killing.

Lie detector in this Nigeria?

These songs are da bomb

Sia- Reaper

Celine Dion- Loved Me Back To Life

Ellie Goulding- Love Me Like You Do

beardlessdude:
oga tosyne. U don carry ur 10 ways enter pet section ba? Lol. Funny list tho

I say make I spread my canopy ni bros

It amazes me how people are claiming poosh here

Well, I think it all depends on body system sha.. For example, I wear my own boxers for at least two months before washing it, and believe me, there won't be a smell emanating from it

sisisioge:


U no well!

Wetin I do nah?

osazsky:
I had one dog before his name was bullet. On a faithful Sunday bullet went out to oppose other male dogs and to check out with female dogs but he never returned. I later found out dat my bullet ended in my neighbors pot. Some guys from delta state. I called d police to arrest dem but d police couldn't do much they begged me to forget d matter. I gave bullet a befitting burial. On another occasion I saw dis same guys eating a cat. They asked me if I wanted some. Out of anger I insulted them. Dis guys from delta though dey ve moved out of my area eat anything even tiny snakes. The youngest one amongst them once told my dat dose tiny black snakes tastes like garden egg. I think govt of Nigeria shld put a law restricting pple from eating dogs. My bullet I will never forget u. Died at 5 but ur memories still lingers on. Rip. It's been 7 yrs now since u left. Bullet d terror, rip dear

Hahahah lmao at the emboldened

chubbygal:
: laff wan kill me here ooo

Wetin wan make laugh kill you?

justmenoni:
Tosyne2much how far?

I no know say people still dey masturbate for this recession ooo

Rekyz:
No be lie. Op certainly own a BINGO

I no deny am baba

smartty68:
Base on logistic; how this thing take reach FP sef

Baba me sef no know how this thread take enter front page ooo

dacovajnr:
Baami tosyne'2much, I guess human mata don tire you sotey you enter Dog level

The ministry is moving egbon

joseph1832:
I already know. It's tosyne2much again!. how market?

Baba market dey go well oooo.. How u dey nah?

luminouz:
Must u mention Ekiti? U little.......

Na one of those things baba

sexybbstar:
tosyne2much....come and buy me a dog.

Hit me up in private let's talk about that

God knows I will surely register my presence on a thread like this

2kaybiel:
how did you know they stroll from lagos to ibadan all in the name of flirting may be you have done likewise as human being to know this? lolz

Hahaha I don't flirt around bro

Some dogs are not properly taken care of due to lack of care, food, shelter and financial instability on the part of the owners.

You might want to know the ways to spot dogs that are owned by the poor, Tosyne2much has highlighted the characters usually exhibited by these dogs

1. They are chronic Flirts

When you see male dogs loitering the street unnecessarily, beer it in mind that they belong to the poor because their movements are not restricted by their owners. Therefore, they constitute nuisance and become thugs in the society when they stand the chance to flirt by parading one street to another looking for other local dogs to shine their congo. The funniest thing is that that they can scroll from Lagos to Ibadan and will return home safely without getting lost

2. They don't comprehend English

Most dogs that are owned by the poor are not brought up with "speech decoding" ability. It's just a waste of time speaking English to these dogs because they will make you look like a slowpoke. When you tell them "shut up", that's when they will begin to bark and when you tell them "sit down" that's when they will defaecate.

3. They bear ridiculous Names

You can easy spot the dogs owned by the poor by the names given to them. While rich people give their dogs cute names like Wristbangle, Seun Osewa, Sparkey, Messi; the poor give their dogs ridiculous names such as "Bingo, Jay Jay Okocha, Papa Ajasco, Chinedu, Chukwudi, Airforce1, Lalasticlala, etc)

4. They are usually spotted in waste bins

Since these dogs are not well feed, they hustle for their daily meal and seek stomach infrastructure by rummaging people's waste bins in search of food so that they won't die of starvation. They're usually spotted in canals, PSP refuse disposal centre, etc

5. They look Unkempt, Tattered and Battered

When you see a dog looking so ugly, unkempt, handicap, tattered and battered, you don't need trace it to its house before you know that it belongs to the poor. Some of them are prone to rabies and other diseases as they are not regularly bathed, neither have they for once been taken to the veterinary for injections or diagnosis of diseases. You will always see lice on their body and flies chasing them everywhere.

6. They become your Friend at the sight of Food

No matter how harsh some of them claim to be, food is their weak point. They start wagging their tails and will become friends with anyone that offers them food, unlike those aggressive trained dogs that will devour both you and your food.

7. They lack Comportment

I can't even recall the number of ladies (crush) that have turned me due to the fact that my dog has vehemently disgraced me in their presence. These dogs lack compartment that, when you offer a visitor food, that's when these dogs will surface from nowhere and will begin to wag their tails with flies hovering around their ears. In fact, some of them no go allow the visitor enjoy the food as they will be dragging the food with him or her

8. They attend Parties for Leftovers

The dogs owned by poor people are easily spotted in public parties such as burial, naming, house warming, etc. The moment these dogs see people parking chairs, tables and canopies to a particular location, these dogs are filled with joy because they know they stand a chance to eat exotic meals. The moment the party begins, they take positions at the party for leftovers

9. They Bark at the wrong time

They hardly bark when they see a stranger not, unlike the dogs owned by the rich people who don't tolerate strangers. Many will agree with Tosyne2much that the dogs owned by poor people normally bark at the wrong time. For example, when thieves arrive, they bury their heads in a safe place just to avoid stray bullets but when you carry woman come house, that's when they display their lunacy and won't allow her into the compound.

10. They usually eat Faeces

Those who live in villages will agree with me that some of these dogs owned by poor people (especially in the village) usually eat faeces. Each time their children defaecate, they whisper the name of the dog to come to lick up the baby's butt and faces too. This isn't an exaggerate or something, I have experienced it in Ekiti quite a few number of times.

Thank for reading

I drop my pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Written by: Hon Tosyne2much

http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/04/10-ways-to-spot-dogs-owned-by-poor.html

My babe fine pass this girl nah

Na joke ooool

See as the woman come resemble Nickymezor

The way our politicians display their humility ehn, anyone can fall for it

Ladies will try to avoid this thread

Oga oooo

Make person borrow me vaseline jawe

bjhaid:
like they all belong to ugly ladies association, cos almost all are damn ugly including the op.

Baba take am easy nah

arleck:
confam dont reali knw wah dz mofo's ar feelin like

Be like say na you go create the thread baba

piperson:
that's my sis friend u used as ur dp

So you mean the OP stole someone else's picture?

Waiting for a counter thread..

Guys, How Do You Decline Giving Ladies Your Contact?

I just hope these ladies forming posh and refusing to give our their contacts are pretty sha?

Solmax:
U did not qoute my whole post post where I wrote
(Bold)
Oga, If I were Ur Son would U celebrate me graduating with anything less than that 2.1?
Again, I say to those already in school and others about to enter,
U can follow Ur passion and build Ur skills while maintaining Academic Excellence.
''Just don't accept failure as Norm but rather strive for excellence."
A person that strives for excellence in life, school, business has a greater chance of reaching those heights and has nothing to do with class of degree. U were the person that said I shouldnt celebrate a 2.1.
See the testimony of
https://www.nairaland.com/3723859/unknown-advantages-having-low-gpa/2#55295061

Okay I've subscribed to your point Mr. 2.1


I believe you should be smiling to your bed now

henrydadon:
i understand how he feel his partner in crime is gone

but wait take a look at the amount of crowd this criminal of a man is still pulling.


any body who has been has been following the news lately will see how south korea president was publicly disgraced and kept in shackles for just allegations of bribe..with the way she was treated she won't come out in public for a very long time.

how can we still celebrate criminal like this and expect to be developed as a country..fela suffering and smiling statement comes to mind

My brother, this country tire me oooo

Ugosample:
Thank you

The ability to read without comprehending is more dangerous than not knowing how to read.
No interpretation (illiteracy) is better than wrong interpretation (reading without comprehending

Brother, ability to read with bad comprehensiom is worse than illiteracy