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That's true

Lemme add mine

11. Are you a virgin?

Many guys are quick to ask this question barely an hour of having conversation with a lady.. This question is quite ridiculous if you ask me

12. What's the size of your joystick?

Many ladies are fond of asking this ridiculous question and I don't know what they intend to gain from it.. I guess this question is raised just to know if the guy can satisfy them in bed

kambee:
Meanwhile my own took days to come out just checked mine now......

I guess some names were recently collated and uploaded, hence, your name was included

Nkysuccess:
I hope so o, becos d sex tin is getting too much dis days. Once you refuse a guy sex den it means you not yet serous for a relationship. Thank God for dis write up, but aside dt guys too have dia own wahala.........

You mean all guys are the perfect description of the picture below?

This kind issue carry weight... Let the Commissioner for Woman Affairs come and advise the OP

Ragnorak:
Granted we're talking about meaningful relationships

Learn how to manage women even without money cos it's usually low self esteem guys that see money as a way of attracting women. Most decent girls wouldn't won't like you because you just because you have money. They'd like you because you are their class.

You can find love with or without money. Money just gives you access to a certain class of women.

May God bless you my brother

You made a lot of sense Mentorandfriend

In as much as money drives women crazy, most guys battling with low self esteem are usually the ones that see money as the only tool to get a lady of their choice since they don't have any other way to show their worth.

Give them N50, 000 and they think they can date any lady in the world.

Nkysuccess:
So guys know abt all these, I thought that all they are after is sex, once a girl gives him good that means she will make a good wife. This is good to know shaa

Not every guy's life revolves around sex

The same question that intrudes my mind

Teespice:
abeg shift.

Pele.. Don't be pained

She try but she no fine reach my wife

Teespice:
can't you ignore my post and waka pass.

What are you feeling like?

Tallesty1:
He is here already

Font mind him bro

neocortex:
Are you a first-hand witness ?

Brother, open your eyes. This is Africa.

Teespice:
wow.

just wow.

smh.

Why the wow nah?

neocortex:
Of course it is no voodoo, it is a medical condition called Penis captivus and usually go away
after waiting for hours or a visit to the hospital.

In as much as I believe in pen.is captivus, I can bet my life that this one na voodoo

And one medical personnel will come and claim that this is not voodoo but joystick captivus

supereagle:
Radio Carbon Dating can be used scientifically to determine.

And you think those illiteracy personified men you see in that picture know about Radio Carbon Dating?

And how did they arrive at the age of the crocodile?

brownlolly:
I swear he is the same person.

You're wrong bro

Mypeople2:
Any lady that comes to your house and leaves the empty pack of biscuits you bought for her on your table or tiles, is a confirm dirty girl. Also any lady that will sit on your bed without preparing it before leaving is a concentrated dirty girl. My guys when you see such people, borrow legs say run. Run and don't look back .I say make you run as if somebody dey pursue you my guy

Hahaha Roflkmd You don use laf kill me ooo

My own name just appeared ystdy too

ikorodureporta:
Wristbangle & Tosyne2much.....

Wetin we do baba?

jibs4lv:
yes ! finally one of dem is here.sory i feel ur pain sis,dis thread is realy a bad market.

Na real bad market for them

VaselineForMen:
d op is a wristbangle

did u guy see dat

d op is a wristbangle

Hahahahaha Lmao

No how what the OP says, I'm definitely going to keep my virginity for my wife

Nobody should quote me

Jokes apart, I will always agree with the truth no matter how ugly it is.. You can bash the OP and call her names, you can say this write-up makes no sense but she said the bitter truth which many will find offensive

If Bayern doesn't thrash out Madrid, make una cut off my joystick

Wait did I just say that?

Runs outta thread

LionDeLeo:
Sorry, RIP, as in, Rest in peace? To a confirmed murderer?

Exactly bro

RIP in advance Rev. Murderer

sarrki:
Let other criminals learn from this

Eko onibaje

That's if they will learn bro

I can now travel from Lagos to Abuja