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2kaybiel:
how did you know they stroll from lagos to ibadan all in the name of flirting may be you have done likewise as human being to know this? lolz

Hahaha I don't flirt around bro

Some dogs are not properly taken care of due to lack of care, food, shelter and financial instability on the part of the owners.

You might want to know the ways to spot dogs that are owned by the poor, Tosyne2much has highlighted the characters usually exhibited by these dogs

1. They are chronic Flirts

When you see male dogs loitering the street unnecessarily, beer it in mind that they belong to the poor because their movements are not restricted by their owners. Therefore, they constitute nuisance and become thugs in the society when they stand the chance to flirt by parading one street to another looking for other local dogs to shine their congo. The funniest thing is that that they can scroll from Lagos to Ibadan and will return home safely without getting lost

2. They don't comprehend English

Most dogs that are owned by the poor are not brought up with "speech decoding" ability. It's just a waste of time speaking English to these dogs because they will make you look like a slowpoke. When you tell them "shut up", that's when they will begin to bark and when you tell them "sit down" that's when they will defaecate.

3. They bear ridiculous Names

You can easy spot the dogs owned by the poor by the names given to them. While rich people give their dogs cute names like Wristbangle, Seun Osewa, Sparkey, Messi; the poor give their dogs ridiculous names such as "Bingo, Jay Jay Okocha, Papa Ajasco, Chinedu, Chukwudi, Airforce1, Lalasticlala, etc)

4. They are usually spotted in waste bins

Since these dogs are not well feed, they hustle for their daily meal and seek stomach infrastructure by rummaging people's waste bins in search of food so that they won't die of starvation. They're usually spotted in canals, PSP refuse disposal centre, etc

5. They look Unkempt, Tattered and Battered

When you see a dog looking so ugly, unkempt, handicap, tattered and battered, you don't need trace it to its house before you know that it belongs to the poor. Some of them are prone to rabies and other diseases as they are not regularly bathed, neither have they for once been taken to the veterinary for injections or diagnosis of diseases. You will always see lice on their body and flies chasing them everywhere.

6. They become your Friend at the sight of Food

No matter how harsh some of them claim to be, food is their weak point. They start wagging their tails and will become friends with anyone that offers them food, unlike those aggressive trained dogs that will devour both you and your food.

7. They lack Comportment

I can't even recall the number of ladies (crush) that have turned me due to the fact that my dog has vehemently disgraced me in their presence. These dogs lack compartment that, when you offer a visitor food, that's when these dogs will surface from nowhere and will begin to wag their tails with flies hovering around their ears. In fact, some of them no go allow the visitor enjoy the food as they will be dragging the food with him or her

8. They attend Parties for Leftovers

The dogs owned by poor people are easily spotted in public parties such as burial, naming, house warming, etc. The moment these dogs see people parking chairs, tables and canopies to a particular location, these dogs are filled with joy because they know they stand a chance to eat exotic meals. The moment the party begins, they take positions at the party for leftovers

9. They Bark at the wrong time

They hardly bark when they see a stranger not, unlike the dogs owned by the rich people who don't tolerate strangers. Many will agree with Tosyne2much that the dogs owned by poor people normally bark at the wrong time. For example, when thieves arrive, they bury their heads in a safe place just to avoid stray bullets but when you carry woman come house, that's when they display their lunacy and won't allow her into the compound.

10. They usually eat Faeces

Those who live in villages will agree with me that some of these dogs owned by poor people (especially in the village) usually eat faeces. Each time their children defaecate, they whisper the name of the dog to come to lick up the baby's butt and faces too. This isn't an exaggerate or something, I have experienced it in Ekiti quite a few number of times.

Thank for reading

I drop my pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Written by: Hon Tosyne2much

http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/04/10-ways-to-spot-dogs-owned-by-poor.html

My babe fine pass this girl nah

Na joke ooool

See as the woman come resemble Nickymezor

The way our politicians display their humility ehn, anyone can fall for it

Ladies will try to avoid this thread

Oga oooo

Make person borrow me vaseline jawe

bjhaid:
like they all belong to ugly ladies association, cos almost all are damn ugly including the op.

Baba take am easy nah

arleck:
confam dont reali knw wah dz mofo's ar feelin like

Be like say na you go create the thread baba

piperson:
that's my sis friend u used as ur dp

So you mean the OP stole someone else's picture?

Waiting for a counter thread..

Guys, How Do You Decline Giving Ladies Your Contact?

I just hope these ladies forming posh and refusing to give our their contacts are pretty sha?

Solmax:
U did not qoute my whole post post where I wrote
(Bold)
Oga, If I were Ur Son would U celebrate me graduating with anything less than that 2.1?
Again, I say to those already in school and others about to enter,
U can follow Ur passion and build Ur skills while maintaining Academic Excellence.
''Just don't accept failure as Norm but rather strive for excellence."
A person that strives for excellence in life, school, business has a greater chance of reaching those heights and has nothing to do with class of degree. U were the person that said I shouldnt celebrate a 2.1.
See the testimony of
https://www.nairaland.com/3723859/unknown-advantages-having-low-gpa/2#55295061

Okay I've subscribed to your point Mr. 2.1


I believe you should be smiling to your bed now

henrydadon:
i understand how he feel his partner in crime is gone

but wait take a look at the amount of crowd this criminal of a man is still pulling.


any body who has been has been following the news lately will see how south korea president was publicly disgraced and kept in shackles for just allegations of bribe..with the way she was treated she won't come out in public for a very long time.

how can we still celebrate criminal like this and expect to be developed as a country..fela suffering and smiling statement comes to mind

My brother, this country tire me oooo

Ugosample:
Thank you

The ability to read without comprehending is more dangerous than not knowing how to read.
No interpretation (illiteracy) is better than wrong interpretation (reading without comprehending

Brother, ability to read with bad comprehensiom is worse than illiteracy

Solmax:
Oga, If I were Ur Son would U celebrate me graduating with anything less than that 2.1?
Again, I say to those already in school and others about to enter,
U can follow Ur passion and build Ur skills while maintaining Academic Excellence.

So graduating with less than 2.1 autimacally renders someone unworthy of reaching heights? .. Only if you know that we all look but have different views about life.

Your reasoning is flawed and I won't subscribe to your opinion

So, won't the answer of the dog be compensated ni?

jessetom:
The comments from this post shows that the persons that are attacking the OP might have a high GPA, but definitely have a low IQ. If GPA corresponds with IQ, y'll won't utter the kind of rubbish you have been spitting from y'll mouth.

My brother the thing tire me oooo

Solmax:
For all I know,
ONLY persons with Low Cgpa would see sense in this and support this post.
Because U can follow Ur passion and build Ur skills while maintaining Academic Excellence. So those are not excuses to get poor results

And you with high grades can't comprehend a simple post.. Patapata you graduated with 2.1, is it worth blowing whistle about on Nairaland? SMH

Kyri:
Tosyne2much lalasticala help ooo

Why did you decline his request?

Victornezzar:
I know u must say nonsense

No vex brother

Eeeehyah... I was so sad when I heard of her demise... One of the disadvantages of joystick


RIP dear

AyamConfidence:
baba wetin you dey do here na

Iyawo dey expect??

Baba, my babe don get belle ni ooo, I come say make I come observe things for here

aghaibiam:
Team #septemberfornoloss.How far ? Past few days has been a bit tedious for me.Too many preparations and meetings towards easter.I read a lovely birth story up there.my hoha is so painful as if I have a big boil down there.I have done urine test.No infection.I didn't have this symptom with my previous pregnancies.I wonder what the problem is because I am just 16weeks plus.It's so painful as if I have a heavy weight there.

Eeeehyah sorry.

Adebowale89:
despite noting the fact that you're not encouraging a weak GPA in your write up some diluted hypocrite olodo still couldn't get it. I wonder what they came out with in their institutions, if they can't comprehend this little write up

op, i must say kudos to u, see I like it when someone touch someone lives either directly & indirectly. you ve one way or the other touch some people dt ve low Gp lives

for those people that has low GPA, don't be distracted with all those bombastic comments above. this is a commendable write up which would guide u on where to start


have u as a graduate QST yourself why you a first class would still want to remain civil servant when you can still used that brain u, used in building that cgpa to built your wealth thru some entrepreneurial skills

I ve reiterated this timelessly, we won't overcome unemployment syndrome until we see education as empowerment rather than the employment.

graduate go bck to your drawing plan, govt cannot curb this unemployment challenges alone

Bro, if people can't comprehend this simple article, then what else can they comprehend? SMH

I had to read the article over and over again if the write-up was thrash, as many claimed

mapet:
While you are have a swell time with your idiotic posting ...... you should know that you have just displayed the height of octane idiocy. Pray tell, what is the thrust of your needless, religious insensitive and myopic rant? This same nonsense was posted on twitter had met a brickwall and people have put the poster in the cesspit.....a rightful place for such. You now run to NL where you know you will see gullible and idiotic folks to hail this your irresponsible submission.........you should bury your head in shame.

Bros take it easy

godonzoki:
No wonder jamb office in calabar is like apc campaign ground in kano. Gosh.

Haha

Baba use style fine small today

I keep distance away from my exes especially if she initiated the break up

What a bad way to die