₦airaland Forum

larabae13:
Uncle mi tosyne2much watz with u nd no.10 Uhn?...anyways talk truth shey u no do one of those things?

You want me to tell you the ones I'm guilty of shey?

eleko1:
check my signatures.

Hmmmm!!


Iamdotune, where ur face dey ?

Rapmoney:
Lol...funny you!

Egbon, I still don't why some people keep believing I'm the same person operating Wristbangle's account

Profizzy:
lol

You laughing shey?

Galacious1:
u ehn. Which job u neva do, homie?



Perhaps until he hits jackpot

Hehehe No mind me jawe Na exaggerations dey make newspaper sell

cana882:
Nairabet

When a man experience a personal encounter with alabi, he dedicates his time and money in playing the refurbished baba ijebu. This leads to him being broke as alabi is ready to give him cash on his left hand, then empty his right hand, trouser & suit pocket. He therefore cannot afford to marry.

This is a true life story but not mine

Hahahah roflwkmd you're so funny bro

skywalker001:
Tosyne2much and 10things are like bread and butter

Like this shey?

teejaypee:
Oga Tosyne!
I'm so glad I made your day!

mhykel98:
Ok o mr tosyne2much teach us how to approach girls

I no sabi that one bro


Oga Rapmoney can help us

eleko1:
tosyne2much I nid ur help

I'm all ears bro

bitingcool:
Says who? If you like, gather all the professional degrees in the world. If they no do promotion or your Oga dey beef you, you're going nowhere. Unless the favor of God is @ work in your life. Your advice works for consulting firms, kpmg, pwc and co. I know some bankers that have spent 5-6 years on a level despite good appraisal. the trick is moving from one bank to another and not getting stuck in any.

Winneygirl:
I can relate. Balance sheet ti baje.
You will start calling your Line Managers Line Manager to come so you guys can go beg the customer.

This is serious !!

teejaypee:
12.You, when people come to withdraw N500 over the counter


Are you being serious? For real?

Bwhahahahaha roflwkmd nice one bros


You made my day

Nickymezor:
Tosyne2much over to u

I won't stop loving her, in as much as love conquers all

clitah:
Nothing adorable about the photo.

Nothing adorable about an old man with wrinkles.

BiafraBushBoy:
Yo bro, thats the reason we love the competition

Contestants never cease to amaze us

You not contesting??

No I'm not.. Just watching how the contest will unfold

BiafraBushBoy:
Maybe your candidate thinks we are still in the 80's

Nice oversize sha

nikkypearl:
Me just dey observe

MhizSophy:
I'm good.. Nd u

sumborri:
Hope they addedd onions and pepper with a tinge of curry before burning him. That suya can't go to waste. Its no cannibalism, because if u taste his meat, it will surely taste like goat meat. Only a goat in human form will steal from the poor masses in this recession

Hahahaha funny u

MhizSophy:
lol.. I'm here to stay.. Nevertheless it'll even help me comment on more topics that interest me.. Like Tos.yne2much's 10 Things threads , MrC.orks funny topics , ma.magee's controversial topics.. I've been here for a long time.. Maybe I should mention more people.. .. Naij.aboiy, farano, iren.eony, pun.kyv.. Etc.. I take note of many monikers here..

How u doing ?

As we all know that approaching a lady could be quite difficult as it takes a lot of strategies, persuasion and boldness. Some dudes try to bypass these strategies using awkward and disgraceful approach where are discussed below

Here I go

1. Whistling

This rural way of approaching ladies is undoubtedly very common with area/garage or agbero boys. They authoritatively approach ladies by calling her as if they are calling a gala or ice cream seller. Many a times, I begin to wonder if they ever think any ego personified lady will ever stoop so low to give such guys attention let alone audience, except he does that right from his Range Rover Sport . Them go be like, mpeeeeeeeew !! Duro si ibe yen (stop there), wobi (look here)... Wtf is that? !!!!

2. Telling their Biographies

As awkward as it sounds, some dudes will walk up to a lady and will begin to introduce themselves with the provision of irrelevant details with the intention of advertising themselves. They will start telling their biographies ranging from the weight of their bank accounts, the fleet of cars owned by their parents, the size of their joysticks and how many minutes they can last in bed. Who ask them?

3. Paying Her Fare by Force

This is very common in public transport and I don't see anything bad in it. It is only bad when a dude volunteers to pay a lady's fare for the purpose of collecting her phone number afterwards, and by the time the lady refuses, such guys won't be able to collect their money back from the conductor, therefore, they resort to social media to show their frustration on other.

4. Stalking Her Everywhere

I used to be very guilty of this barbaric act of selling one cheaply to a lady until maturity had its way. When you approach a lady and she decides to keep mum just to make you look foolish. Instead of you to protect your self esteem by parting ways with her since she's not interested, instead, you will keep stalking her around even if she's trekking from Lagos to Benin, you will not back off untill she enters her house. This is an height of joblessness

5. Sending someone to help collect her phone number

In as much as it is not easy to approach a random lady in public places, only cowards approach ladies they barely know by sending someone else to summon up courage to go tap the lady and ask for her phone number. To be very candid, guys who are guilty of this act of cowardice need some strokes of cane on the buttocks.

6. Rough-handling Her

It's very immoral to rough-handle a lady who ignores you. I have witnessed a scene when a lady registered a slap worth 50kg on the face of a dude who touched her buttocks because she didn't give him listening ears.

7. Blowing Grammar

This tactics usually worked in those days but in 2016, I doubt. We are now in the era when the worth of a man is not measured by his good use of tenses and dictions but by riches and wealth. Approaching a lady by forming Yankee accent and blowing grammar like Hon. Patrick Obahiaghon just to impress a lady is a silly thing to do. Funny enough, they even get bashed despite their forming

8. Flashing Cars keys

No matter how bad we paint ladies, it's very paramount to know that not all of them are money mongers that can easily be cornered in one's room by perishable parameters. However, some dudes who don't have what it takes to show their worth as a man always wallow in the mentality that money is all you need to woo a lady, therefore, they flash car keys at any slight opportunity when trying to approach a lady as it's their selling point. This is a barbaric and disgusting act.

9. Sagging of Trouser

Some guys can be childish that when they're about to approach a girl, the first thing they do is sag their trousers just to form bad guys. They are usually dumb headed that have nothing sensible to say to keep a conversation going even if the lady replies them, therefore, they will start telling stories of how Muritala Mohammed was assassinate and how GEJ looted the nation's money to finance 2015 election.

10. Waving hands like a Traffic Warden

How can a dude be chilling in front of his house and will signal to a lady using his hand without even making attempt to stand up and at least walk up to her. He will remain on his seat expecting the lady to come and meet him right where he is sitting. (Shey you be Bill Gates ni? ). This awkward approach is very common with Ibadan boys.

I drop my pen at this point

Feel free to add yours

Lalasticlala


Original Writer: Tosyne2much

Countrygirl:
Lol....if there are husbands here, then am at the right place. abi danceville

Sure now... WE, husband materials, plenty for here

Larryfest:
Nothing is working in this country i think its time we call on our colonial masters to come and take charge again or how else are we going to survive this The poor are being deprived of their daily basic needs imagine at this age availability food is still a major problem to the gaint of africa,most populous black nation in the world and the most blessed country in terms of natural resources.... Seriously what is wrong with us as a nation

sarutobie:
if this level of hardship continues on this steady ascension, by next year.... . there will be untold starvation never witnessed since the civil war. But this time around, it will cut across ALL the regions in this godforsaken contraption of a country.

Kelechi2020:
This will strike hard that the poor and the rich might never recover...Have anyone noticed that the price of cooking gas has gone up by up to 60% ? as i wan run enter kerosene now this bad news...Any hope for me my fellow nairalanders??/

Fit your car now with a tracker.check my signature..

You're so right bro... The price of gas has now escalated