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Nickymezor:
... na ur conscience dey prick u ooo... U dey my mind ni?But come to think of it can anytin gud come out frm ur mouth sef

Emzyme:
I no knw if na blessing or curse..
K, if una read my prev. Post nd threads una go notice say I shy. Mystic1 been gimme confirm advice , tutoring. K, nd I don deh read cutehector post dem see hw nairaland gals deh trip 4 am.... Abi na classcaptain or na durentt.

Even adaks.bullet with him cut and join english sef... Make I no 4get jona.ifame22
I deh mad weh I go forget Farano.
Tosyne.2much sef follow cause dis thing sef..wit him 10 ways , 7 ways chai na only 1 way I do ooo ...she cum cum
K make I start d tory.., Make una 4 fit chuk am Mouth

I throway salute baba

Jarizod:
The gods sir

Saw it on a thread and I have a gut feeling that u are definitely gonna contest

Nickymezor:
.... Nt dat oo... I'm jst curious

Nickymezor:
werrin u want mk we discus oga tosin

They are confidential matters. Abi you dey fear make I no collect you from ur husby ni?

Nickymezor:

Omoge Nicky...Let's talk behind the camera

Jarizod:
ok boss.. Anytime Any year u wanna contest, I gat ur back 100%

I doubt if I will contest o I don't stand a chance against giants like tosyne.2much and fal.coney

Me ke? Who tell you say I wan contest?

Viccur:
lol... I learnt he's playing in Chippa United. The guy is fucking rich but his face still dey there

olimeh13:
Is it the taiye taiwo that is celebrating 35 years in his Finland club and his twin brother kehinde taiwo celebrating 45 years in Nigeria?
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#smh

Anyway... happy anniversary

Hahahahaha roflwkmd

buygala:
Shalom bro .... Long time

My biggest egbon, hailing be unto you sir

buygala:
Girls of nowadays mostly stylishly gauge a man's dicck size from his trousers immediately after they gauge his wallet size


Chest na irrelevant extra

Hahaha lmao

redcliff:
I want to ask you a hobest question. Are you not tired of your writing style? Because we are....

On a normal day, I ignore your kind but since you want me to reply, I will

Lemme tell you something, I write because I have passion for it. I don't care whether you like my writing style or not. Even if you rant, wail and murmur it will never stop me from doing what I like to do


I think it has been clearly stated that If a topic does not interest you, kindly hit the "create a topic" button and come up with some thing better just to prove to me that you have a better writing skill instead of being an hater and wailer

jejemanito:
This is lame. By the way did you just say that your GF visited you for 2 weeks, slept on the same bed and you didn't touch her throughout her stay? For 2 weeks?!

Do we look like nursery school pupils to you?

Bro, no be everybody go be like you nah

slimthugchimee:
here comes tosyntoomuch

Egbon I hail oooo

When some dudes give their lives to Jesus Christ, they tend to see bad sides to everything in life. They deem it sinful to be socially active and extroverted, in fact, some even see it as a sinful act to engage into a relationship

Without wasting time, this write-up focuses on the excuses bor- again christian often defend their inability to woo ladies. There excuses are;

1. "I'm Looking into God's Eyes"

Sometimes, I wonder why some people place every burden on God to the extent that they still want Him to woo ladies for them. When you inquire the relationship status of some of them, they will always look for a way to heap the blame on God that He's been the one causing delay in choosing the right woman for them. Brother, the earlier the better for you to know that God Himself will never descend from Heaven to woo a lady for you so quit blaming your inability to woo a woman on God

2. "Women are Evil"

Though, we all know that some ladies can be an hindrance to one's destiny but I still stand on the fact that not all ladies are satanic and demonic as you think. However, not every lady that comes into your life will capsize it nor deplete your chances of doing exploits in your endeavours. Some of our born-again brothers often paint ladies bad and will discourage their fellow christian brothers to zoom off when a lady tries to come into their lives.. This excuse is often make by some of them to console themselves that they are happy with their single status.

3. "I don't want to Commit Fornication"

This is another excuse that holds water no water at all. In relationship, I believe that "Sex" is subject to personal choice, discipline and compromise. Though, I can't speak for everyone but I can at least speak for myself. As a born again dude, the last time my ex- girlfriend came and spend two weeks with me in school, I never even attempted to kiss neither did I demand sex from her despite the fact konji nearly finished me when slept on the same bed for two weeks. Each time my joystick seemed to be rise above its default level, I will just open my Bible to Psalms and start reading it just to avert foreseen sexual temptation.

4. "God has not Showed me a Revelation"

So you dey wait make God show you for dream say na Lanicky go win Miss Nairaland before you woo her shey? Some will be inside the church and will be like "God, if truly you want me to marry Ishilove, let that fan in front of pastor Ayorinde stop rolling. To be very candid, no matter your spiritual inclination, God might not even tell you who to woo but will only guide you in making choices. God expects that you're the one that knows the lady of your taste not Him. This excuse is often used by born again christian dudes just to justify their lack of wooing ability.

5. "I don't want anybody to Distract Me from Making Heaven"

Who tell you say you no go make heaven if you get girlfriend? Making heaven has to do with having a holy heart as well as having a right standing with God. At 29 years, you keep saying your focus is to make heaven and that you don't want any lady in your life. Is it until cobweb starts growing on your joystick before you know you're aren't getting any younger? Ask yourself, what if I don't have a girlfriend and I still don't make heaven?

6. "I Can't Date a Lady that has not given her Life to Christ"

As a born again christian, It's expected that you get acquainted to a lady that will help your heavily aspiration to be fulfilled because the Bible makes us understand that that iron sharpeneth iron ,. On a contrary, this should not justify not having a relationship life. You go wait tire if all you watch out for, is a lady that is socially isolated and has low taste of fashion that she doesn't use lipstick nor wear trousers, she doesn't use eye pencil, she doesn't login to Nairaland, facebook, she doesn't listen to 2face or Banky W's songs, etc

7. "I will Woo a Lady when I'm Ready to Marry

Many dudes have been wrong orientated about relationship that they keep wallowing in the ideology that one should bother not going in a relationship except one is ready to marry. Meaning that, if I want to marry at age 30, I will have to wait till I'm 29 years before having my first wooing experience. (I laugh in Chinese language). What if the babe scams me and it takes me 5 years to get over the emotional trauma, so I will have to wait till I'm 34 before I can woo another lady abi?

8. "We are not allowed to Woo a Lady in My Church"

You must be deeply asleep on a moving bicycle if you dey wait make your pastor woo a lady on your behalf. As funny as it sounds, some church doctrines don't allow men to make approach to a lady they are interested in but are to report to their pastor who will woo the lady on their behalf when they will be watching kilometers away. This doctrine is peculiar to Deeper Life Church

9. "I am a Dedicated Worker in My Church"

Another excuses given by born again guys to justify their inability to walk up to a lady and express their love is that, them, being dedicated workers in their church automatically disqualify them dating a lady of their choice. You will hear them saying it's very wrong to be in a relationship as a fisher of men

10. Ladies will Affect My Prayer Life

I don't know they come across this statement. Sometimes, I ask myself, shey the lady go close their mouths when praying ni? L

I drop my pen at this point

Feel free to add yours

Cc
Lalasticlala


Original Writer: Tosyne2much

omolola15:
Fruit is fruit. Ofio is Ofio and agbalumo is agbalumo.

NO come dey give us botanical name here jare.

You no lie at all baba

mikkypel:
No no no... I disagree... All your thread hit FP all the time.. Does it mean all your posts gather traffic... I disagree

adewumiopeyemi:
na because u no popular be that... lol

arresa:
Fearless at looting and stealing of course..

Hahahahha!!! That's a common trait of all politicians

Rukkydelta:
Lol better believe brother tosyne.2much he's a virgin and I have confirmed it

Help me explain to her ooooo

Martins301:
See your head like Fayose own. Go to Ekiti state and see if you can go as close as 50 meters when Fayose or even a councillor is passing. You dey judge with this arangee photo...mtcheeww

Movic1:
All these people hailing/praising him re just doing oju aye . Agbako Governor

I swear na ojo aye

nobilis:
My candid advice to you, OP:
Never u do something to hurt someone to the extent that the person makes pronouncements against u.

And if someone has made such a pronouncement, do everything possible to make the person retract what he said.

It's a horrible thing to be under anyone's curse.

mzhorlah:
its good u not bad but i still dont blive u belong to that category

Don't mind me jawe...