₦airaland Forum

Caringguy:
Why all these insults Is it a crime to compliment one's hair... If we are to meet one on one i don't think that you can spill those words right on my face...

Don't mind her... She doesn't know that your moniker compliments your personality (caring dude)

WAZOBIA3:
Everything about the interview is uninspiring. Let the organizers take this correction in next year's contest.

Elijahrona2:
Lwkmd. U caught me.


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The guy sef caught me ooooo

unapapadeycraze:
Awon w.h...o.r..e...s to ni smelly pvssy, won para. It has nvr been in record anywhere that after a guy removed his boxers that the room was filled with an offensive odour, it's the other way way round. Na you wey get smelly pvssy when you off ya pant, your guy couldn't stand the odour, so he zoomed off.

I like your research bro

Alokendra:
I wonder why some people say they were afraid their prospective fiancee would decline. Why would you be in a serious relationship and still be afraid. Except you guys have been fooling and playing around. Then you're afraid she might decline. Your gf should be looking forward to your proposal and not the other way round.

Ishilove:
Blame Hollywood for this irritating trend. I don't think you need to propose when it is time because you both should have defined your relationship before hand.

When the man is ready, let him simply ask the lady ''when can my people come and see yours?", and she will understand. That is a proposal on its own.

All the hullabaloo about proposals, pre-wedding photos, bridal shower and other nonsense is what makes people forget that marriage is serious business, and then when they enter they begin to complain.

I'm inclined to agree with you that these "going on knees" of a thing is becoming more annoying and outdated

At least, it shouldn't be a trend every man must follow when proposing to a lady... One thing every man should do is try to be unique in his endeavours.. Take for example, rolling on the floor to propose is not a bad idea

fellis:
Na only bouncing baby boy the liars for the thread dey born [/b]


Make una try vary your lies abeg

and those complaining that the thread has been overrun by kids what else do you expect when majority of those on NL are teenagers waiting for university admission so have nothing to do in the main time.

wristbangle:
Tosyne2much.

I don't know the mentioned moniker.

Thanks.

lebete3000:
As if poverty will buy one out of any situation.
My guy take 5!

Thanks jawe baba

topgear:
Yeah i did .but since 2012 ,been away..its a 12 hour flight......
But am back for good and excited to be home....
Though I must say a lot has changed since then.

ladyF:
When you're in situations where money cannot buy you your way out, only then will you understand how overrated it truly is...

No matter how much you try to justify the inability of money to help some situations, remember that poverty is never an option

Oliviaarims:
Southern part of Nigeria...one ancient city

I have so much missed you... Called your phone but your bf picked my call

Sistem007:
Something is obviously not right with the guy jor. Imo girl? Mbaise? Refusing money and wealth? Dude really needs to check himself.

Bro, if we should face reality, in as much as I don't want to sound tribalistic, it's almost impossible to see an Imo girl choosing a broke born again dude over an unrepented rich dude... Only one in a thousand would do that

schumastic:
I agree I Dey craze..my village is better than mbaise..stop getting all worked up, everyone knows that mbaise people are the most cunning n self centered people on planet earth.. if you r from there u know what am saying so stop fighting it..am not going to argue with you over an issue every igbo person most especially from owerri knows, so you can keep your anger to yourself.

Bwhahahahahahahahaha roflwkmd


How many people did you sample to place such a stereotypical belief on Mbaise ladies?

okuneddie:
haba bros why u dey lie and what are u still doing by this time......the last one is for u cos u are not afraid of any sexual topic.....Na 10 go always start am

I dey read book since ni jawe, I come say make I fire nairaland small


I will see to it egbon

Oliviaarims:
I'm well...how you? Have my prayers started reaching to you?

I'm beginning to see more blessings sha


Where on earth have you been?

MissGdope:
Will be there! Time?

I just hope you'll be able to withstand the heat 2moro

Goodluck

fpeter:
I encountered them twice, i never knew they were watching from afar so as soon as i made to catch a cab, they parked right in front of me.
In one encounter, the driver stopped to pick two different men and when it it was time to pay the bus fare, the passenger gave 100usd, i just
smiled. Another time i found myself with a group and a lady seated at the back, we got to one point and she told the driver to stop the vehicle
so she could alight. Then the following argument started.

Driver: Madam you no go come down for here o, we dey go police station first.

Woman: Wetin i do you?...I no dey go anywhere

Me: Driver what's going on?

Driver:Ask that woman wetin she carry for her box wey dey inside boot

Woman:I came from Kano, I was serving a white man, he promised me everything

Woman:He come dey use me everyday, he traveled so i stole his box of dollars

Driver: (Yelling) we must reach police station today

Me: I simply ignored them and told them to just drop me of yeye ppl.

virginchaser:
They tried me severally but i was lucky to escaped them unhurt. I collected my bag fully opened and my laptop was half outside. STOP THIS CAR I ROARED!
It is common in PHC - Aba road, Rupowku, Rumokoro axi, Odili mile one and Odili Garisson. The trick is this, One passenger space always remain in front seat, two guys and a lady will be planted at the back. It is either you are asked to adjust sit knob underneath or close door properly. They will now advise you bring your bag so as to close door properly, rest will be story that touch.

I guess when the car eventually stopped, you go grab race one time

radiokilla:
see as i balance for this thread eh

Egbon, me sef balance for this thread oooo cos e go sweet wella

Adisa89:
I proposed to my wife after a Sunday church service. She wasn't expecting it at all. I just pulled out a ring and went on my knees. Then I asked her to marry me. She stunned me with 'What if I say no?' and I begged her 'Please don't. Don't disgrace me before this crowd. Eventually she accepted.

Bros, you're just so funny