₦airaland Forum

amzee:
Badt guy

I happy say you sef know as e dey go

Cutehector:
be like say u wan make I throw u into the fire dat nebuchadnezzer threw abednego and his friends

Hahaha baba abeg easy oooo

juhan:
i dont know. Stingy men arent husband materiel.

juhan:
as stingy as tosyne.2much >:-(

Being stingy does not mean I won't make a good husband you know

ba7man:
These people that like to complain that Buhari has ruined the Nigerian economy are the most ignorant set of people in Nigeria.

What I do now is tell them to calm down and explain with details...... "HOW EXACTLY DID BUHARI RUIN THE ECONOMY"?

With their replies you'll find out they are as ignorant as ignorance can ever be...... they know next to nothing about their predicaments and don't even know the source of their problems.

As a matter of fact, they might not even know why they have opposing thumbs and eyes located at the most vantage point of their heads.

Hahahaha lmao

laikas:
olodo. is dis the onlyone u know?

Na only that one come my mind jhor

DonnaCorleone:
You know me too but I'll keep mum

Pheals:
who be man of God?

Emi noni now

DonnaCorleone:
Of course, hun

How come you know me? Still surprised oooo

DonnaCorleone:
I was just kidding lol. The ones I know on that list are good guys.

Am I one of the good guys?

Michellla:
rhetorical question

Or are you one of them?

Pheals:
Awon oni rin Ku rin oshi !!

My boss must have : let me ask oga tosin for our name sake oya come o Cc. Tosyne2.much

The man of God has not experienced such

Michellla:
didnt say you're brilliant per se.Was just hoping you are at least for the sake of your crushes

And who are the crushes?

Seun:
Female atheists in Nigeria? How is that even possible? I'd like to read their stories.

alolatee:
I don't care what your disclaimer is Firrst Class student.Because you had first does not make you better than me who had carry-over.You have no business putting up topics that slander and cyber-bully others.You cannot make me sad under any guise and make me look bad and thereby condemn myself and commit suicide.No!I want you to know that Christ has my back and you cannot stand my way with your post.

ajasa4link:
I remember when one student wrote his matric number at one of the charging points in the department trying to reserve the space solely for himself. Unfortunately for him, we have an open system Tru which u can check results /CGPA once u know d person's matric no. We just queried the Web for his result and his CGPA was 0.94 .......

I can't stop laughing

juhan:
you miss road?

Manueleee:
Am 22+, av nt had sex b4, bt d best advice i wil gv to u s neva try it wit a sexworker. Dont even try dat.

merits:
When I have carryover during my school days,I felt like rather ”to commit suicide instead of killing myself"but today I give thanks to almighty God to make me happy aftetall.

Hahahahahahaha

alolatee:
You slander those of us who had different reason aside what you've itemized as being common to CO students.Just pray you are not sick when or during your exams.This is nothing but trash and humiliation of those who had no control whatsoever to why they had CO.

Cutehector:
dnt go there.... don't! Just don't!

Oga, you don find me come here again?

juhan:
stingy boo you never answer me nah

My darling Juhan, you have no idea of how I have been missing you lately


It's even raining here, I wish you were by my side

Stanleywaxy:
My Dad would always clear his throat , Mum would just be staring @ me as if I won't do such someday ... then the remote will go missing instantly

Una go kill person with laf for dis thread

juhan:
why did you send him msg

ivyy:
How come you left these places out wristbangle?

In eateries.
Taking pictures of regular meals at eateries only portrays on as a starved girl who hardly goes out so taking pictures with a cup of Ice cream or a plate of rice and chicken becomes something to be proud of.
However, the case might be different if you're having an exotic meal or say a chinese delicacy.

Inside hotel rooms.
It becomes obvious that you are a call girl when you start taking pictures in different hotel rooms with different set up and bed spreads. That could be pretty awkward.

At the passenger's seat.
It isn't exactly a bad idea taking one or two pictures in a car especially if it belongs to you, a relative or your boyfriend but it becomes awkward when it becomes a routine. It only shows that you see the passengers seat as being a privileged position and that is pretty awkward.

*Modified.

Spot on Ivyy ... Now, so humbly tell me the categories you belong

Decryptor:
I know a guy who works as a janitor in Transcorp. He tells me of how girls just walk into the hotel and go straight to the toilets, apply their makeup and start taking pictures in front of the mirrors that you would think the toilets are photo studios

greatness22:
Saw one girl last week Sunday with a walking stick raised above her bald head, snapping when her mom and dad are exchanging blows.

ClintonDal:
The best and most famous place they take selfies is in the front seat of a nice car. Even when the car ain't moving they would still cross the seat belt.

Hahahahahaha roflkmwd