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Without wasting time, sit back, take a bottle of Yoyo Bitters, lessen your grasp on the worry of the content of the post and read along the excuses broke dudes normally use to justify their inability to find wives/girlfriends

1. I don't have time for Girls

I laugh each time I hear this statement from guys and I begin to ask myself if there's a specific time when a dude will publicly declare he has time for babes?. This statement is often uttered by broke guys just to appear ambitious in public, when in fact, frustration led them to decision

2. Ladies are Too Demanding

Of course, we know that many Nigerian ladies can be so demanding but that should not be a good reason to patronise prostitutes just to avoid having a girl whom you're likely to spend on. Some guys go be like, "I can't lavish my money anyhow on ladies because they don't deserve any kobo from me"

3. Ladies cannot Date/Marry a Broke Guy like Me

As a chronic broke dude, I can relate to this assertion. Some of us are battling with low self esteem, therefore, we feel money is all you need to get and keep a lady. Sometimes, when I want to woo a lady, I always shiver for the fear of perceived bashing and embarrassment.

4. She will Deny Me Sex if I can't Spend on Her

Often times, broke guys feel there's no point dating since they will be denied kitty-cats for being broke. Yesterday, my girlfriend in school visited me when I was fasting. During that period of fasting Konji, nearly killed me and I was so afraid to make advances because I'm not worthy to swim in that ocean. While she was lying on my bed, I was wailing inside of me and took my Bible, open to the book of Psalms and started reading it just to avoid ra.pe attempt.

5. She will Cheat on Me if I Fail to Provide for Her

Many broke guys are wallowing in the ideology that there's no point dating cos a yahoo guy can just come from nowhere and snatch their girlfriends. I can remember vividly how my ex used to lust after yahoo guys each time we had rendezvous in an exotic restaurant

6. I Prefer to Spend My Money on Guys

Another lamentation broke guys often use to justify their inability to find girlfriends is that they believe it's profitable to spend money on their fellow guys than to spend it on ladies who are not appreciative and that any money spent on them is nothing but a waste

7. Ladies are Evil

Broke are usually looking for every opportunity to demean ladies, paint them bad and discourage other guys from dating them. Some of them will even claim that getting acquainted to ladies will keep them stagnant in life, therefore, they need to avoid women to succeed in life.

8. Nigerian Ladies are "No go area" for me

Broke dudes will never see any beauty in Nigerian ladies but are always available to give you 1, 000 reasons as to why you should avoid Nigerian ladies like a plague. They bash ladies here and there just to console themselves.

9. I don't need Sex for now

When it comes to love making, broke guys are very good researchers, they can even dig 1,000 feet under the earth surface and relegate out of this earth in the process of finding an herb that will make them last in bed. For broke guys like me whose joystick are too small, we feel there's no point dating cos of the handicapped state of our joysticks.

10. Women Appreciate Liars

Lastly, broke dudes often claim that a lady will never appreciate you for being truthful but will appreciate a liar instead. However, they will claim that it's because they're being truthful that ladies lose interest in them

I drop my chalk at this point


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Thanks for reading

Cc
Lalasticlala


Original Writer: Prof Tosyne2much

I stumbled upon a thread where ladies stereotyped all men to be only interested in what a lady has under her skirt unknown to them that they are most times the cause of guys using them as sex objects

This purpose of this thread is not to dehumanize our ladies but to open their eyes to the things they do that quality them to "chop and clean mouth" materials.

So, sit back, take a chill pill, lessen your grasp on the worry of the content of the post and read along the categories of ladies that are "chop and clean mouth material

1. Ladies who entice men with Butts/Bosoms Pad

Guys are moved by what they see, and of course, you can entice a man with butt and bosom pads but the moment he uncovers the bosoms and butt and finds out they are mere illusion from the outside and agbalumo size-like inside, such a guy will definitely "chop and clean mouth" and wave goodbye to the lady for deceiving him

2. Hypocritical Virgins

My research and findings have revealed that an average Nigerian lady will most likely lie about being a virgin. Out of ignorance, ladies they don't know that this false claim has devastating effects in a relationship when the guy later finds out she's not. The dude will just "chop and clean mouth" as that it is the best way to treat such a lady.

3. Money Mongers

It's very pathetic that most Nigerian ladies were brought up with the belief that relationship is a route to escape out of poverty, hence, they are only interested in well to do men, whether single or married, for all they care. In fact, they wouldn't even mind becoming the second wife for the love of money. A money monger deserve "chop and clean mouth"

4. Car Lovers

Some ladies are just so obsessed with cars that a man owning a car automatically qualifies him as a perfect match for them. They are usually the ones fighting for the position of the front seat of a man's car. Just flash your toilet key to them and they will mistake it for a car key and you're on your way to tumble beneath the sheets

5. Bleachers

Research and findings have revealed that ladies who bleach their skin with conspicuous black elbows and knuckle are such a big turn off for guys as it is a sign of low self esteem. Most guys may only be interest in them to mark their own register. Many of them receive the wages of their bleaching by fall into the hands of bad guys

6. Father Christmas

In case you don't know, father christmas is an acronym for ladies who offer their body cheaply for every Suraju, Solomon and Cutehector. The moment a guy is being informed about how the lady sleeps around, the guy will definitely want to 'chop and clean mouth" as well

7. Club Freaks

Yoruba adage says, "a lady you met at club house is likely to dump you for another club man". They are usually dressed half unclad, looking for a potential chairman that will approach them. Such a lady need not wail when a guy eventually spends a meagre on her and later uses her to satisfy his starved joystick.


8. Ladies Frustrating Wooers

Some ladies like to frustrate and play kite with the lives of kind hearted dudes with good intentions unknown to them that being too hard-to-get has many bad sides. Considering the stress and wastage of resources to have her dated, the guy may lose interest in her when they start dating and will resort to "chop and clean mouth". The lady deserve such

9. Very Dirty Ladies

Though, I admit the fact that I always wear my boxers for at least two weeks before washing, but to be very realistic, a lady with the same dirty habit is such a big turn off for me as well as other guys. When guys unclothe a lady and the room start smelling bad, she's tagged a dirty girl and the next plan is to "chop and clean mouth" and discard the lady afterwards

10. Lady with oversized Kitty-cats

One of the wages of sleeping around usually tell on the kitty-cat. When a lady has no regard for her own body,hence, sleeping around with guys of different sizes of joystick, the joystick may expand to be a turn off for a potential suitor. Such a lady deserves anything the dude does to her

I drop my pen at this point


Guys, over to you

Cc
Lalasticlala

Original writer: Tosyne2much