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vickylincon:
I don't think so. This one wey you don blast them here, if dem see your application... They won't even consider you

Me sef no sure say dem fit ever consider me at all ooooo

Laveda:
Tosyne this makes lotta sense

I tried shey?

vickylincon:
B. Sc. Like graduate degree but they are not really particular about the grade. I had 2.1 though

okuneddie:
see how tosyne2much open call center agents yansh......its either u always call them or maybe u one of their female staffs broke ur heart.....all true sha, nice one

I just say make I blow dia yansh today

Kassidy90:
Gbam! 1-0

I finish work abi?

Peterpanny:
Mine happened last two week sunday i was coming back from oshodi and it was rush hour around 7:30 in the evening there was no bus so the only molue that was available was filled up,so i have to enter it like that and stand,there was this lady standing infront of me with a factoryfitted asz very wonderful asz and behind me there is this lady,i believe she is peakmilk representative,my people una need to see breast, i was at the middle of something that is very very destructive,the conductor wasnt helping matter he was busy shouting make una dress for there na and the passangers started adjusting naso the girl infront of me carry her asz possition for my dirk i was trying to shift back so that no body will embarass me,but this gal no send o she was still bringing her asz back,i just stood one place and decide not to move again because i was touching the peakmilk behind me,na so this girl with demon asz carry her ass possition for my dirk,my dirk just stay inbetween her asz day vibrate.you trust lagos road na any jallop this gal go use her asz massage my dirk very well na watin this gal do me till we reach ijesha before the moto come get space when people go down.my people it took extreme self control for me to hold myself if not i would have release on my pants.o boy as i reach house ehh my galfrd think say i don day druck because the way wa i rush her pull her panties begin day comb her puszy like person wa never furk for 6 months,that furk no even reach 5minutes na so i begin day release day shout like say world wan end.after everything na so my gal day ask me how many bottles i take i no even answer her i just enter bathroom go shower.

Hahahahahahahaha you be serious clown Chaiii

sexydainty:
some is 27 calls per hour imagine a 9 hour shift with one hour brk. that's 8 hours multiply by 27 and that is 216 calls. just tell me how u won't give funny excuses to meet up with the target. and some customers can lie for Africa. not to forget questions or quarries like my phones screen is not working what am I to do abt that. or I Ve forgotten my fb password, I once told a guy to contact Facebook for his forgotten password and he asked for fb's no.

This is very serious


Permit me to ask, what if one is unable to meet up with the call targets, will his or her salary be slashed?

vickylincon:
but they are all true. I once worked as customer care

sleekman:
Ah Op u dey learn. Glo CS will tell u that its ur Chinese handset.
Sometimes they'll say u subscribed for it and they can see ur subscription SMS.
I called d customer care CC to ask them to stop sms on my line and they did. When they started their rubbish on my other line I asked them to do d same thing by stopping d sms service. They told me that can only be done for postpaid customers. When I told them how d SMS service on my other line which is a prepaid line was stopped d idiot now added back my sms service on d previous prepaid line. They are stealing from us while conniving with Buhari's fantastically corrupt govt. I called back to complain and was told its impossible to stop SMS service on my phone. When I told d CC to look through my records and see that it was stopped recently she just kept on maintaining its not possible to stop SMS service. Thieving bastards. I believe d CC guys are adding and compounding d problem.

This is funny

IRserveMyComent:
Hahahahah! 'wana be' indeed.

Check my comments on related topics u would see am a core advocate of no sex before marriage so i dont know where u think i 'wana be'.

My comment to the Honourable broke Op And any one of his ilk is based on the fact that since he has decided to eat the forbidden fruit which the creator has reserved for and within the confines of marriage, he should also be willing to bear the inherent responsibilities associated there in.

Boy girl relationship in the first place should not be about sex. But the fact that both guys and ladies alike have become so empty that the only thing they have and can offer is only sex has made it look like no boy girl relationship can exist without sex.

##I know you guys would come for my head but am ready for you##

Mind you my earlier post on the op being broke was never becos am in support of girls that go into relationships hoping to offer ONLY SEX.

Madam, I'm not supposed to quote you but I'm forced to, since it has become your habitual manner to always discriminate and dish out insults to those who don't practice celibacy as you do .. If you're truly practising celibacy, which I commend you for, I believe it shouldn't be a basis for blowing trumpet on a public forum (abeg who your celibacy don help?)

You're not to decide who should and who should not have sex in a relationship... If truly you're a virgin as you indirectly claimed and not an hypocritical one, your virginity which is your priority should not be aimed at castigating others since your abstinence is only for your own good and not for the development or betterment of the nation as well as nairaland.

Let me get something into your skull, decency is not measured by your comments on a faceless forum but by your lifestyle out there, so don't come here with your so called holier than thou attitude, and mind you, you're not in anyway different from those who engage in sex activities.


And to call someone a broke dude for airing his opinion about his perception about life clearly shows you're one probably of those gold digging girls a guy can easily get in bed at the sight of ordinary N1, 000 note


Abeg swerve make I see road jhooor


On behalf of S.eun, I hereby present to you this HYPOCISY AWARD

VampireeM:
Lol.. no time oo.. Omo, that target fit lower your KPI wella.. sincerely, Nigerian customer service sector is something else.. I feel CCA shld always try their best to help the customer no matter what

I still find it difficult to believe that someone is expected to receive up to 150 calls in 7 hours

ever811:
money was deducted from the 100 naira I loaded on my phone by midnight.the following moni I called customer care,. she tasked if I made any call by 1am I said no, she asked if i live alone or if my babe spent the night at my place, I told her,that's a grievous accusation on my babe she then told me to hold on after 1 minute she was back with a shock,that they hv found out that witches nd wizard ar making calls with my phone,nd they are also using my data to watch and download movies on YouTube,that's all I could remember until the next day when I regain consciousness in the hospital..thank you for this information..

Bwahahahahahahaha roflwkmd lmao This is the most hilarious comment I have read today.. See as my guys dey look me as I dey burst laf

dammieco:
Number 5 almost tore my intestine

The thing funny shey?

Mediapace:
Pm him TO correct it before haters start bashing you

Bashing ke? I no dey send at all ooooo

Mediapace:
This guy named Tosyn or wetin be the name sef,why are you just changing techniques everyday

When did you start posting topics in the afternoon Shebi na evening be your target,no wonder bangle and Aminatu stole my spot !!!
Don't worry i'll forward your matter to supreme court

Be like say na afternoon sure pass today


Btw, Lala no even let me correct my typo errors b4 him rush move am to FP.. Chaiii e pain me small oooo.. ** Life instead of Line **

Just when you call to complain about your data or credit deduction, there's every possible means of these agents to pin the blame on you so as not to refund or reimburse your credit or data.

1. Switch Your Phone Off and On

For Christ's sake what has resetting your phone got to do with reimbursing your credit?. This statement is often used to discredit a customer's claim when they can't proffer solution.

2. The Application for running the program Is not Responding

Another reply you're most likely to get is that the application for running though your life isn't responding. What you'll hear is, "please, hold on while I run a check on your line" after which he will you tell you "the application for checking your line isn't available at the moment" and that you should endeavour to give a call back

3. I will forward your problem to our Technicians

This cliche is mostly used to deceive an aggressive and arrogant customer. When he begins to rain curses on them they will look for a way to end the call, therefore, they will say ** We apologize for any inconveniences you might have experienced, your problems has been forwarded to our engineers who are now working on it**

4. Sir, Our system cannot detect the deduction on your line, call back tomorrow

They will begin to ask both relevant and irrelevant questions such as "are you engaged? Are you living with your friends?" If you say "NO". When there's nothing to put the blame on they will tell you their system cannot detect any deduction on you life

5. Who did you give your phone to ?

Yesterday, N5 was deducted from my phone and after wailing and murmoring for several hours, I called a customer care agent and started heaping abusive words on him. He asked who I gave my phone to and I said "nobody" . I said I only charged my phone in my class during lectures. He quickly blamed me for carelessness saying maybe my lecturer must have used my phone to make calls where I plugged it without my consent

6. Maybe You Mistakenly Subscribed for it

Sometimes, you're automatically subscribed for caller tune after which will receive a welcoming message. When you call to complain, the agent will blame you for (short memory) not being able to remember when you subscribed. Shey na talk be that? Smh

7. We are carrying out system upgrade, please call back

Last year, na so dem wipe my N1, 100 wey I wan use renew my BIS, I called an agent who told me that my account had not been recharged for the past one month I dropped the call immediately and called again agent, he confirmed that N1, 100 was truly deducted unjustly . Smh

8. Maybe you downloaded heavy files

Let's assume you subscribed for 3.5gb yesterday and it vanished barely 24 hours later. I swear you no fit ever win the customer care agents cos even if na only 2go you enter, they will always look for a way to tell you that you 2go also consume huge amount of data

9. You sim card has not been registered

What has unjust credit deduction got to do with sim registration?. This is another annoying statement used by these incompetent and deceitful customer care agents when they're clueless about your situation.

10. Your Phone Is Not Compatible with Our Network Setting

When you're activated for a data bundle but can't browse, So out of frustration, you called and complained to the customer care agent. He will engage you into a series of annoying questions such as " "what kind of phone are u using?" if you mention a not so common phone brand, he will advise and refer you to purchase a phone in their outlets so as to enjoy good network service. Smh


I drop my pen at this point


Feel free to add yours


Lalasticlala, I throway salute

Original writer: Tosyne2much

dammydrumz:
we dey learn from u sir.

Learn from me ke? Abeg no whine me oooo

dammydrumz:
i don't know who this is but seriously stop making blunder in the pretext of articulating grammar.

rosalieene:
am still the good daughter of my parents

Hmmm! Always be a good girl oooo

rosalieene:
yes oooo

Hope you aren't like that sha?

Fkhalifa:
I don't know how to categorize this set of people ,cos I don't know if they are secret haters or sadists.
When you see a thread talking about sex/romance that you aren't interested in, why can't you scroll away to the next?

Whether we like it or not sexuality is part of this forum and other popular blogs, it has come to stay and theres nothing anyone can do, and so do many orther sections on the forum

If you want to be saddened as a sadist which you are yourself, you can go to the politics, crime section to feed yourselves about the negativities you read about the country, its your wish no one is hating you on that...

So why coming to attack people on what they do which isn't unacceptable by the Admin of the forum?

If you don't like lil kesh and terry g's type of music, then switch to the one you love without causing violence

Nigerians no Wonder we are stagnant, we are over sabi,righteous and condemn ourselves a lot.

oyeleyemaureen:
dis one happened to me wen i ws in church.....wen we were about to drop our offering, you know we'l all get to dance while droppin our offering, i ws behind dis lady and she just kept dancing backwards lettin her butt touch my stuff....as much as i tried shiftin back, she stil kept dancin backwards and i ws like, wetin b dis o lord

Hahahahahahahaha you're just so funny bro

streetzdreamz:
first time ama drop a comment on ur thread, u seem very popular here,you and wristbangle for your ten lists and 20 lists,all centred around sex!!can we just have a break?? Yea most people will applaud you and give you the thumbs up,but either of two things is attached here,you are a sex starved guy whose only satisfaction comes from sex talks, or really a perv!! This sh*t should be left for secondary school kids who gets all excited at the thought of sex, you a graduate from eksu innit?? Life aint always about sex and women,cut that crap of informing them of something or not,its just an avenue to showcase your sexual activities,its your thread,if am not pleased i can go f*ck ma sef,true!am equally at liberty to criticize it,can u read betwixt the lines and get the msg??hell no!!! Now go ahead and bite.

cbrass:
Mehn this is what we call the finishing of life, BTW I thought you we're a quiet cool guy o

Gaborone I think you went too far by calling them rapits

mzhorlah:
nawa o





Where r d mods....plz ban dz guy,his threatening me

Still waiting oooooo