₦airaland Forum

banme1:
affirmative

amtaken:
This is really pathetic.

How can a man have sexual feelings for his own child?



NB: I Checked the names and I wasn't surprised at all.

SANDOSKI:
*I won't



If you get dis kind of car no need for you to stress urself talk much

Lemme go and hustle hard then since a car is your priority

SANDOSKI:
No 2 n 3....

SANDOSKI:
No 2 n 3....

johnstar:
D poster above me no gt sense, make dm load goods of dangote truck gv d man abi, na only him dey suffer for 9ja ?

frubben:
Am a christian seriously speaking 99 percent pastor are thieves why tell us we serve a God of riches and still beg people to build his house. Does nt make sense

Hmmmmm !!! It's well bro

dinlin:
I do agree that some Nigerians with most of the things OP listed but you have to understand that if we take a closer look at these people forming abroad..you will realise that most attitudes are empty illusions we call "tall poppy syndrome". Menial jobs in the cold only to act like they forgot where they are from...It's pathetic and disgusting. After 8 years of studying and working, I couldn't wait to eat point and kill at its basira joint and drink palmwine. I stated at my father's home eating my mother's home cooked meal. I prostrated when greeting elders as I did before I left. Some relatives where even shocked at my spoken Yoruba as I tried to catch up hilariously. I didn't buy a car to show off, I could if I wanted. I gave relatives cash that I could afford so that at least I could neutralize any hate towards me. Washed my father's car before he woke up just to remember how it felt again after all these years. Some people came to visit us if at all to show that they are well off and talk about what is great in their lives or someone's life......I didn't blame them as they stereotyped the abroad guy thought I was going to act a pompous "tall poppy". I visited the places that i wanted to visit before i left but couldnt such as ikogosi waterfall, oranmiyan staff, elegushi beach etc...wanted so much to buy bush meat at ikire but was warned about ebola..Unfortunately, my time in Nigeria was short I had to resume work again and visit some other countries on my way back. When I got to Auckland airport, the immigration official said "welcome back home". I smiled thinking "yeah right...Nigeria is home not here". I then remembered a Yoruba proverb " a journey can't be the same as home"

This is wonderful bro

Nickymezor:
He wld do d nidful nw... Dont ask me sha.

In that case, what do you suggest he should do ?

xcuggsm:
Comments like this from Nairalanders constitute part of the reasons I visit the site

Meanwhile today is my birthday: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEE!!!

Nickymezor:
True talk

gebest:
so how u com tak handle dat watermelon ebola, besides so na only two watermelon u dey disturb urself since.

Badgers14:
Good for you sir, instead of sit down dey wait for bubu's 5k.. You went right to work

May God Bless our hussles

WellEndowed:
Don't blame him. Many years ago, a friend of mine was leaving for the US after high school for Uni. Her father organized a farewell dinner and invited people. People went for the party, ate and drank and went home. Just after midnight, this friend of mine started c/o severe headache. Like Joke like joke she was dead before 1230am. About 20 minutes after she complained of headache. No one knew when the rest of her siblings left the country. The family kept it a secret.

I also know another guy who happened to be my a friend of a family friend. He was supposed to leave for the US and called his friends together on his last day in Nigeria to eat and drink with him. He never made it out of Nigeria as he died the following day.

Just a few months ago, January to be precise, I visited home. My mother's friend ran into my parents house crying...ki lo de? her son visited from Canada, prepared to return the next day and took his friends out. The guy died that same day later in the day after complaining of stomach pain.

Another guy was kidnapped and killed by his friend in Benin. I saw that one in the news.

I could go on and on and on and on.

They could have died of anything...but don't blame people for being careful. My closest friend left for Germany after high school without telling me...honestly, I understood then and wasn't upset

Nickymezor:
Hw u no go lik am... I knw ur type oo Tosin, the... u can read minds rite?

Something like that sha

Oliviaxx:
Hm yea...this kind 'care' sha

Mind you, asking about your well being does not make me a flirt... Does it?

blueseacats:
I encourage anybody to act as they please, abeg,you can never please everyone. One person saw me using chewing stick and asked me if its even true I traveled abroad, cause I act like a bush man , the other asked how do I communicate with oyibo, cause all I hear you speak is broken English, it's almost like they are expecting you to intimidate them . And I think as opposed to feeling pride as a returnee, Nigerians have this inferiority completes around those who have been abroad. Which is digusting in my opinion.

This is so funny

whitestar01:
Na so my friend wey from Italy dey wear shoe sleep, all na for show

Bwahahahaha lmao funny u

Shawls:
@wristbangle
I agree with you 100%. It is a shame that some of our people opportuned to go outside the country (probably from abject poverty) quickly forget what life used to be back in those days and when they visit after a long time away from home (not telling the hardship they went through abroad washing dishes, dead bodies, doing security guards, driving cabs, etc), they start complaining about almost everything that they used to embrace before their departure.What a life? Human beings are interesting.I can guarantee you, these set of people are not even in the middle class in the western world they are coming from.They are struggling there living pay check to pay check, yet they come to 9ja and pretend to be the Lion king.
I come to 9ja (Ibadan) about 2 times a year.My favourite eatery is "Ino straight" oke Premier Mokola, Iya Ope and I drink a lot of palm wine instead of coke.All these stuff are natural.The goat meat and fish are killed daily, not frozen.The only thing I don't compromise on are my medications.I take my 1.Antimalarials, 2.Twinrix (Hepatitis A & B)Vaccines 3.Dukoral (Cholera oral vaccine), Vivotif (Typhoid oral vaccine).
Once all these are taken care of, I pack my baggage with my local "ankara" and 9ja here I come.I'm as free as the bird in the air.I eat & drink anything & go anywhere with no worries.I speak Ibadan dialect fluently with pride.Mind you, I'm not an Ibadan indegene,but I lived there for more than 20yrs before I moved to the States.
Let the wanna bees keep deceiving themselves and we will keep enjoying our lives.I know a guy on NL who is a typical example wanna bee Ibadan man.

akinz4u:
I had a friend who went to UK with was great but what pained me most is that he had dis plan of going bt couldn't even tell me him paddy see guy I dey work on sumtin only for me to go to his house to check up on him and d mom told me Dat him son don go village and e go try wey him go cum back... On my way coming back a friend of mine who is also a friend to my oda paddy come Yan me of how dem don go Yankee and dem dey hide am like say I b enemy of progress.. Immediately I hear am I jus cut off ties with the guy because if a guy wey call u paddy fit do u dis kind thing that means there's no use of us being friends... #shikena

Oliviaxx:
Haha. No...its actually politics

Nickymezor:
Hmmm, ur NL Iyawo indeed abi na ... neva mind Hey Tosin, hw fr nw Wetin be ur take fr d matter sef?

Nickymezor:
Hmmmm, this is really disturbing

I don't think it's disturbing cos I like it

Oliviaxx:
Lol which section do I patronize most b4?

I thought Romance

Nickymezor:
Hmmmmm, it's well... I think therez more to these deaths oo. .. No be mere coincidence abeg

ikombe:
people wey dey follow this man strong

Dem strong wella abi?

laurel03:
Iyawo keta ke... Nobody go wan marry ds Man again except dey dn't hear ds story..
God see and understand better...

Baba, some ladies no dey use money play reach that level oooo

Oliviaxx:
So we recovered 9bn dollars and still went to china to borrow 2bn??

So you also patronize the politics section?