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firstking01:
sine na you she prefer, meka kuku sidon here put hand for jaw dey look

matingo:
@op, why you sef dey stingy, you com still get small duck dick? You no try at all

You don't have to blame me

No excuse can be made for cheating. It"s NOT beyond anyone's control. It's NOT a mistake. It is a personal choice. Saying it happened because something was missing, unfulfilling or anything else is a cop out. PERIOD !

When you talk about cheating in
relationships, many people dwell in the stereotypical belief that cheating is only peculiar to men NOT women. This is a lie from the pit of hell. In case you don't know, ladies also cheat as men do just that they are very careful and smart about it since they know they are in a society where ladies are castigated, humiliated and ridiculed for cheating

Enough of my prologue. Lemme discuss the excuses given by ladies to justify cheating as a rightful act

1. Because Your Joystick is so Small

Any dude who thinks the size of a joystick is not a prerequisite or a thing of consideration before a lady dates/marries a man, is seriously sleeping on a moving Bajaj okada. Many at times, I even get scared that my own girlfriend might also be cheating on me because of the nature of my joystick. When these ladies do not derive expected intimate satisfaction from their boyfriends with a tooth-pick like joystick, they will cheat and by the time they are caught, they will say it's because the dude's joystick is nothing to write home about

2. Because You are Very Lazy in Bed

Sometime I just laugh when ladies cheat and deem their promiscuous act right, saying their boyfriends' laziness in bed actually led them to seek skillful guys who can do it better. The truth of the matter is that many of our ladies like sex as much as men do, but you will always see them pretending and hypocritical about it. Have you ever wondered why your girlfriend is nagging unnecessarily without a cause? It might just be because you are fond of climaxing barely two minutes after

3. It was the work of the Devil

We all know that Nigeria is a country where people don't take responsibility of their action or misfortunes, rather, they blame it on the devil who doesn't even know their house address or Matric No. When ladies are caught cheating, they will lie against the devil.

4. I Didn't Know what came over Me

This reminds me when my erstwhile friend caught his girlfriend cheating red-handed, she started crying profusely saying she did not know what got into her to have opened her legs for her gate man.

5. Because You are very Stingy

All the ladies I have dated in my life are always complaining that I should be given a PhD for stinginess. It is easier for a camel to go
through the eye of a needle than for me to give my girlfriend N100. One even told me that I should not be disappointed if I ever caught her cheating cos she could no longer cope dating a stingy dude who has the component Of Gehazi in the Bible

6. He Molested/ Forced Me

I don't need to explain this. We all know that an average Nigerian lady is quick to bail herself out with rape allegation the moment she's caught cheating. Some of them will seduce you and coerce you into sex and by the time they are caught they will lie that they were molested

7. Because You are also Cheating on Me

They say that two wrongs don't make a right; and I am of the opinion that the fact that your boyfriend is cheating or unfaithful to you does not mean that you should also pay him back in his own coin. Since some of them have the component of infidelity in their blood, they quickly utilize that opportunity to also cheat

8. Because You're not Financially Capable to Provide My Needs

When I check the amount of money some ladies spend on their hair, manicure and pedicure, it's even more than my house rent, school fee and project fee inclusive. However, when these ladies are dating men that lack have good financial standing, they will definitely seek other species of suitable chairmen that will provide their basic needs, and by the time they are caught cheating they will say that a relationship without finance leads to cheating

9. Because I was under the Influence of Alcohol

I just shake my head in disdain when ladies consciously bleep another dude but lie that the guy took advantage of them since they were under the influence of alcohol; therefore, they couldn't resist him.

10. Because I can't Keep all my eggs in a Basket

I don't know when men became eggs that should not be put in a basket. Some ladies are in relationships yet they flirt a lot. You will hear them saying they can't date a keep just a man because they want to be on the safe side.


Feel free to add yours

May God our eyes to choose wisely


Thanks for reading


I drop my pen at this point


Original writer: Tosyne2much

johnsonsegxy:
Where tosyne2much


Your food don ready as promised

Baba I don see am oooo.. Thanks baba

Itaarh:
Weyting be this nah?

Hahaha

Godshand:
So the one that was targeted on men was not insultive? Deal with it.

BTW, OP missed some other vital points there. Example, some girls lapses(just close to pelvic region) are sight you wouldnt want to see a second time. So disgusting looking reddish like it was bombed by an incurable infection.

Another is stitching their pants with thread. Mehn, who does that? I saw a girl set of pants and almost all were stitched with black thread even as some of the pant were white.

And some of them lack proper hygiene. You may have to throw your face elsewhere while digging deep their holes. Some of them stink big time down there.

Bwahahahahahaha roflwkmd lmao hahahahahaha


Guy, I swear u don dey craze ooooo

Suigeneris93:
Lol, well you're not so many steps afar off...just continue creating threads about the -ve things you see about Nigerian ladies and soon you'll believe it

Another one will feature on the FP 2moro

HateU2:
Answer d question

I have already done that... My post has been modified

Suigeneris93:
Shebi u see what I'm talking about

Ooh

HateU2:
nd he's here again

And so are you

Suigeneris93:
Some of your threads depict you as one sha, dunno if you are

I just hope I can evolve into a misogynist

HateU2:
Well, Op, i'm lyk dat. I fvcking hate asking guys 4 money even my blood brothers. Dats my mama influence, she's a strong womann So, let her just be herself and I hope she finds d right man to treat her right. Dats why I always wonder whr all dis guys dey see girls wey dey beg 4 money

Hmmmmm !!

Suigeneris93:
You're not even grateful you weren't raped, ozuo!


Girls like you are the reason I don't blame tosyne.2much et al for their female bashing threads.

Iranu

Are you implying Tosyne is a misogynist?

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Tosyne2much ...oya take diss one use the money Buy Venza for daah Bae

Baba, na God go bless you oooo.. I go fire am soon

goldiam:
Are you guys that jobless what is it about creating a thread on 'reason why you should not date a Nigeria man/woman bla bla bla".Enough of this senseless threads abeg,while you keep wasting time creating mumu topics correct guys and girls are getting married every Saturday.

Madam, take it easy

olihilistic:
oga Tosyne2much make I give you a game??

johnsonsegxy:
You get money to play? make i give you better games.

No one embarks on a business without capital

yungchop:
you don relocate from romance section?

You suppose know say na everywhere I dey dey

Damfostopper:
Waiting for a counter thread (10 Reasons Why
You Shouldn't Date A Nigerian Girl Of Today) tosyne.2much come and see o.... I no go Everly leave u..... Many counter thread dey for u to enact

Baba, be like say na you go help us with the counter thread

johnsonsegxy:
You get money to play? make i give you better games.

Oyah roger me the games

Idydarling:
u seem to be a female in a male body

it happens sha

ideylaff:
In the eye of man

Even in the eyes of God

TheDauraMallam:
You need a dico.

I don rush correct am


I know say you go see am

lekjons:
God is with this lady.. i swear!