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Specialbaby:
am ok.

I came across your thread some days back,


it was hilarious i must confess.lol

I can be naughty sometimes.. Oyah you must tell me the title of the thread

lasisi69:
End time boy... No be for Enugu here o.. The girl go even tell u say she never chop

MemphisDepay:
is it shining nd black?

Her hair is always looking well trimmed and neat which makes my heart skips each time I see her

MemphisDepay:
so dou you find it attractive on the "pretty" ones?

Of course I do.. There's this dark lady in my fellowship, ooooh boi !! This lady is damn pretty on low cut

Specialbaby:
hi

shaddi:
Your fish died from over feeding... While at the same time 12 people are scrambling to get a loan of bread in the IDP camps




Lord Have mercy

BustScam:
Thanks tosyne2much for dropping by, comments from your thread created earlier today inspired this!

shumuel:
Kikiki Lol, you go fear prayer points.
Yorubas are the best in it.
Prayers like.
Prayer Points To Enter into Year 2016.
1. Oluwa kon mi ni iko ayo.
2. Oluwa gba mi ni ipa isegun.
3. Baba fomi lati ibukun.
4. Jesu ooo, ya iso owo si ileaye mi.
5. Baba battery ago ogo mi fi fun mi.
6. Oluwa ba awon ota mi ja bi bokoharam shen ba army ja.
7. Jesu mi ooo, pa ota mi ni ekun pure water N5.
8. Oluwa si ilekun ogo mi fun mi.
9. Baba ran mi ni ise lo si america.
10. Oluwa raa bata wahala fun awon ota mi.
Oya di ori e mun ko gbadura

Precious91:
etaf well ooo tosyne

Oliviaarims:
Lol... Dear, u might want to modify that statement. U hardly come across guys with shaved priv? How many have u seen?

flawlesRebirth:
and some guys find it very hard shaving theirs...infact i hardly come across guys with shaved prIV

CocknBull:
Very funny but frank. My elder sister got lots of that growing up and my babe got raped cause she yielded. Tell you what, we were all in the same religious group!
A couple weeks ago, a friend almost got the same treatment from a guy she just met! My question was, what were you looking for?
Any guy who tells you to come over? Flee!!! Any girl who shows up to my house I tag cheap and that's a turn-off!

chibwike:
I shall inherit my current house from my landlord

firstking01:
lol...i knw say ur list dem dey do press ups nw

When spiritual or heavenly race prayer arises, people tend to pray on a low key but when the listed prayer points arise, you would see how the church will be vibrating.

Now, I shall outline the prayer points that makes Christians shout at the top of their voice

Note Please don't get this article twisted cos I'm not in any way trying to castigated anybody, all I'm trying to say that, there are certain prayer points people pray aggressively. *Thats all*

1. I Shall be Rich

Personally, I believe the rate of poverty in the nation is the driving motive of many proclaimed Christians worshipping God, and I know that this assertion is unquestionable and it is 100% valid. Give the economy of United States to Nigeria and I can assure you that you would barely meet 100 people in attendance on Sundays, even in our over populated churches. Any prayer point that has to do with Money, people tend to shout and pray aggressively


2. My Enemy shall DIE !!!

Even the Bible made us understand that it's even good if our enemies are alive to witness our success and prevalence, so why so much bothered about the death of your landlord who gave you a quick notice, or your lecturer who gave you an "F" ? The church quakes during this prayer

3. Every Witch in my Family, DIE!!!!

In Nigeria, we so much believe that there are people somewhere throwing us invisible arrows and shooting unseen catapults. We however attribute every challenge that faces us to witches and wizards that may not even know our house address, even when we have misplaced priorities, we blame it on witches. So as a result of this, we shout aggressively at the mention of this prayer point


4. My Visa Must Locate me

The rate of poverty is so high that everybody wants to travel to exotic places like United States, England, France; Germany and the likes. So when any prayer point that has to do with "my visa most be confirmed", you will see how the church will be vibrating

5. Academic Excellence

This is common with students. As a student, I have noticed that many students who show nonchalant attitude during prayer session, but will get to a conscious state at the mention of academic excellence prayer. You will hear them shouting at the top of their voice praying for first class/distinction

6. A Rich Man shall Propose to You

This is common with the young ladies. During last week's sermon in my fellowship, the guest speaker, whose main thrust of sermon centred on "Relationship: Meeting the Right Partner", started prophesying into the life of the ladies, for examply, "your husband shall locate you even if he's here in Ado-Ekiti", the amen was on a low key; but the moment he said, even if he's in Germany, he shall come to Ekiti and locate you. Ooooh boiiiii, you need to see how the pillars were shaking of Amen

7. Jobs Shall Locate me

Every Nigerian would like to work in Shell and Chevron, even the men looking for contracts or government appointments all shout at the top of their voice when praying this prayer


8. I shall not be a victim of Accident

No one, be ye sinner nor saint wants to be a victim of road accident, therefore, this prayer point dey carry weight wella


9. Let my client remember me

This goes to all yahoo boys. Some of them will go on their knees praying profusely to God to make their client send them money.


10. I shall Succeed this year

I have a friend who goes to church only once in a year, and that's during New Year's crossover service, you will see him present in the church praying more than any one else, even when prayer don finish, he will still be shaking his head. Virtually every Christian doesn't joke with New Year's crossover service prayer points


I drop my pen at this point


Feel free to add yours


May God deliver us all


Happy Sunday fellas


*Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in Advance*

Cc
Lalasticlala


Original Writer: Tosyne2much

Nubian113:
What's your obsession with "under the skirt" thought you was a virgin?

ehn ehn



I don't think I have an answer to that question

Chule:
were u d run goo. come talk talk wit bea.

Egbon, I don modify my post sharp sharp

firstking01:
baba o...u dey here so

Setaje:
The guy is just spitting rubbish all over the thread yet he is saying nothing. How does he explain women whose vaginas are really wide yet have had very few partners. Many women who have slept wiv countless men still have tight vaginas. This things is largely hereditary or body type! Nothing more. How many minutes does a man touch a woman's boobs when making love. Is there sweet coming out of it?

The bolded is so hilarious.. Hahahahaha

tonychristopher:
You know that bra wey yoruba dey wear.... It's known as #kostee


It has done wonders to crest fallen breast