prettythicksme:
My boo is cuter,so wat else?

Kindly share how your 'cuter' bf wooed you to himself, although we know he didn't request for thank you

YourMain:


Honestly I'm not usually on Facebook.. You've more chances of me replying here...

Hmmm ok twitter or IG?

Be like say u short well well. U know say girls nor dey like short guys these days.

kossyablaze:
Hmmm ok twitter or IG?

I'm not really on Twitter... I'd give you my Instagram but I honestly don't reply to my dms... But you can add me if you want..

naughtynaughty:
Am insyd keke..d person wooing me too is insyd keke? Ha! Aw goan wash my head. If am insyd keke..d oda person shld own a bike or car alrdy nah. Shuuuu!

see them! no be ur mates dey drive 4matic for lekki?

missyadorable:


I tire oh!

Last week,I dropped my car @ the car wash and rushed to the salon.On my way back,I boarded a cab, sat behind with this guy,he started wooing me! I was flowing along(make I no dey rude na)...I alighted @ the car wash,he also did and followed me, the dude who washed my car said"Aunty,i don finish am tey tey"..i said "thanks" and gave him his money...I turned to look @ my toaster,his face was all frowns..Before I could say anything,he said "Sorry o" and walked away! Hahahahaha!!

say the truth and let the devil be ashamed ohhhh.....

chisco82:
Hm! So u still come here? Na waaoo!

lol. once in a while sha

lasisi69:
End time boy... No be for Enugu here o.. The girl go even tell u say she never chop

Lasisi69 has been end-timing us from Enugu

walexy30:

Lasisi69 has been end-timing us from Enugu

sure.. Na Enugu u dey too

KingTom:
you're back.

you didn't even miss me

Mprex:



you didn't even miss me

you didn't give me anything no bbm no phone no how could I contact You. I was a nervous wreck I was crying throughout my beards are overgrown I was even talking to myself wishing hoping and praying that one day my fresh coconut oil skinned shiny sweetheart would return and that day is today make I kiss you now before you go run away again

KingTom:
you didn't give me anything no bbm no phone no how could I contact You. I was a nervous wreck I was crying throughout my beards are overgrown I was even talking to myself wishing hoping and praying that one day my fresh coconut oil skinned shiny sweetheart would return and that day is today make I kiss you now before you go run away again

lmao oh! you are lying jhoor




you were busy tying your wrapper around the waists of diffrent women

Mprex:

lmao oh! you are lying jhoor




you were busy tying your wrapper around the waists of diffrent women

you know the only waist I wish to tie my wrapper around is yours na. Who else if not you

lasisi69:
End time boy... No be for Enugu here o.. The girl go even tell u say she never chop

hehehe

YourMain:


I'm not really on Twitter... I'd give you my Instagram but I honestly don't reply to my dms... But you can add me if you want..

Hmmm ok wats ur username on IG?

kossyablaze:
Hmmm ok wats ur username on IG?

Bolu_ox

0ldirtybastard:

That's how/why you all end up being used for rituals.
Mugu.

old dirty bastrd!

0ldirtybastard:

That's how/why you all end up being used for rituals.
Mugu.

old dirty bastrd!

softappless:
well my tfare has been paid 4times by four different ladies on seperate occasions, they all occured when i was in AGOFURE park in lagos, miletwo in particular, so i wanted to board a bus to delta state, at first i went into d bus just to relax without buying my ticket, so i started a conversation with a beautiful lady standing outside the driver's seat, it was fun talking to her so she left and came back with two tickets, gave me one, mehnn i was suprise and both of us ended up as close friends, these sceneros have happened on four different occassions, the last one was at Ajah in lagos when i took a bus to delta state too.

Why don't I blieve d first scenario? U just go bus, siddon nd u neva by ticket? because I knw say person dey by ticket b4 u even go near bus... Daddy u can lie oo

softappless:
well my tfare has been paid 4times by four different ladies on seperate occasions, they all occured when i was in AGOFURE park in lagos, miletwo in particular, so i wanted to board a bus to delta state, at first i went into d bus just to relax without buying my ticket, so i started a conversation with a beautiful lady standing outside the driver's seat, it was fun talking to her so she left and came back with two tickets, gave me one, mehnn i was suprise and both of us ended up as close friends, these sceneros have happened on four different occassions, the last one was at Ajah in lagos when i took a bus to delta state too.

Bros u can lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey op, my name is pastor nduka. I see a very old woman in your village always fanning herself with a picture of yours. In that picture, I could see you put on a back trouser and a blue shirt to match.

We need to pray together and separate your destiny from that old witch.

lasisi69:
sure.. Na Enugu u dey too

na Lagos a dey o

Uchan4u:
They see u as a naughty younger brother and so can't have u as a boyfriend

Exactly my thought.

naughtynaughty:
old dirty bastrd!

Yes, whor.e?

perryy:
Hey op, my name is pastor nduka. I see a very old woman in your village always fanning herself with a picture of yours. In that picture, I could see you put on a back trouser and a blue shirt to match.

We need to pray together and separate your destiny from that old witch.

seriously?

Ay04z:
y are all girls in a relationship,and many guys are single?

because 90% of their dumbasses r dating 10% of D guys while avoiding d odas lyk a plague. Later on, dey wld say all men r cheats.

walexy30:

na Lagos a dey o

yeah... Enjoy.. Merry Xmas

dechandel:
Paying ones Tfare is just being nice.

Meeting girls in a relationship is a different thing.

But more than one occurrence? Maybe you really look like their baby brother like someone said above!!


What is stopping you from getting a car yourself?
Abi getting a car is only meant for some specific gender?
Abi someone who boards a keke is less a man?

Gurl.... I stopped quoting people since mods pleasurise (my neology tho) in banning me whenever I quote people without reneging NL's regulations...

But, after reading your post...I'm compelled to quote you... I admire your sense of reasoning. Bravo...

softappless:
well my tfare has been paid 4times by four different ladies on seperate occasions, they all occured when i was in AGOFURE park in lagos, miletwo in particular, so i wanted to board a bus to delta state, at first i went into d bus just to relax without buying my ticket, so i started a conversation with a beautiful lady standing outside the driver's seat, it was fun talking to her so she left and came back with two tickets, gave me one, mehnn i was suprise and both of us ended up as close friends, these sceneros have happened on four different occassions, the last one was at Ajah in lagos when i took a bus to delta state too.

maybe she thought you were one of d cooperate beggers....so she no wan talk too much..... just saying tho

butanep:



It's not about being local... it depends on what you want & who you are...

If your work avail you to travel from one place to another, you will always want to have a babe @ every location.

Some guyz are just naturally promiscuous. One lady can't satisfy them.

the way WOMEN ARE troublesome! Nothing will every make me to want to have two or three!

Some guys STRONG shall but not me.

N u dey feel like,I get level.ask anti Geny how market be

missyadorable:


I tire oh!

Last week,I dropped my car @ the car wash and rushed to the salon.On my way back,I boarded a cab, sat behind with this guy,he started wooing me! I was flowing along(make I no dey rude na)...I alighted @ the car wash,he also did and followed me, the dude who washed my car said"Aunty,i don finish am tey tey"..i said "thanks" and gave him his money...I turned to look @ my toaster,his face was all frowns..Before I could say anything,he said "Sorry o" and walked away! Hahahahaha!!

softappless:
well my tfare has been paid 4times by four different ladies on seperate occasions, they all occured when i was in AGOFURE park in lagos, miletwo in particular, so i wanted to board a bus to delta state, at first i went into d bus just to relax without buying my ticket, so i started a conversation with a beautiful lady standing outside the driver's seat, it was fun talking to her so she left and came back with two tickets, gave me one, mehnn i was suprise and both of us ended up as close friends, these sceneros have happened on four different occassions, the last one was at Ajah in lagos when i took a bus to delta state too.

Your jazz is strong