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Specialbaby:
Hers is cute but mine is cutest.


Hehehe

profojah:
I thought I was the only one that saw the sh!t that retard_ slowpoke teenager posted. My mother, my father , my brother are on NL, who gives a fuçk about your family existence on NL. That's even if she knw her so called mother. I've always been thinking that people that doesn't even live with their parents (most especially~ mother) are well trained, cos they will always wish they have that motherly care and they will be so overly meticulous with their daily lives which is the opposite in her own case.. She's just an Idiott, very garrulous, always giving a scathing tirade everywhere on NL. Well, I don't expect more from a teenager like that dimwit_.

Oliviaarims:
Lol.. Maybe u're looking for kitty-cat.

I'm not a fan of kitty-cat

Love Machine:
Most ladies have dated couple of guyz whom they complain he couldn't last up to 2 minutes before releases and thereafter he get weaker to continue more rounds of sex.The main reason is that the guy will be the car,driver and passenger,while she is just the seat. She will just lie on the bed like a firewood while the guy will be running all the shows alone.Na him go kiss,smooch,lick bobbie,lick clit,come dey fvck.Why won't he get tired and cumm so early?Ladies should also contribute in fvcking,smooching,kissing and changing styles so that the loads on guyz will be reduced.

OP, God is watching you ooooo


I will come back to modify my post when I'm married

ivyT:
Who does dat?the pastor no fit try am..besides the 'church' is conservative 4 dat typa thng

Oliviaarims:
Curiosity, they say killed the cat. I pray it doesn't kill Tosyne2much.

CocknBull:
Seruiosly! If a guy fancy a lady, he has to prove it unless she instigated the relationship!
I'm talking from experience, tosyne! I've had lots of those, from religious (married&single) members, course mate, colleagues (married&single), store attendant ... in the end, they turn out to be a humongous bug repellent can't keep away! I really don't know how best to explain it.
A man has to pay the price of your worth, unless you're worthless and just want to shag!

OluwatoyinIS:
:DLol, the no 9 tho,be like say this tosyne.2much self na yahoo boy!I hail o

AjoseGideon:
People normally emphasis on 2&3 i dont know why

softappless:
yes my house, in the city of lagos in banana island or in abuja in maritama, i cant wait to c u

henrylowe:
who's this eeediot feeling so special.. Many of you hide your ugliness under the cover of privacy and na una dey form pass on this forum. Who cares if your extended family members are registered members of nairaland?

Just take a look at your pathetic life and see what you posted there. Many nairalanders have got to meet offline, so who are you to claim you are too important to meet with nairalanders.

Btw, who even wants to meet a ret.ard like you?

joseph1832:
I been think say you dey fear, sorry respect me. Who be the babe sef?

Richiy:
My kinda guys are usually shy and quiet. If I really like you, I don't mind making the first obvious move at all like bringing up conversations, inviting you somewhere like a show or something.

Even if we don't date, you and I have each made a friend.

If you still show disinterest and don"t get my drift, then off I go. No love lost or found.

SINNZ:
When u see the "mention" you think say na babe abi?

SINNZ:
LMAO!! I don't think anyone of those profiles are fake tho.. The first one must've been confirmed by tosyne2much while the 2nd one......... Well I'm not too sure. But sincerely, I've always thought the chic on her profile looks way too pretty to be as dumb as her posts. Sue me!

ireneony:
hi tosin

MemphisDepay:
make it a point of duty to woo dem come 2016. You will find it interesting

MemphisDepay:
you are beginning to fall in love with that dude. It is allowed sha

Specialbaby:
nice chatting with you dear.

Cant help but to smile as i remember that hot water joke.
Hehehehehehe.



Happy sunday and merry xmas in advance

It's also a great pleasure knowing you.


Merry Xmas in advance as well

MemphisDepay:
if you Like her, go for her o... Many other guys r tripin 4 her jez like u.

I for like go for her, only be say I never get the liver to woo ladies

gevans:
Low cut brings out d natural beauty of a woman, if most girls dat look gud on low cut make their hair they look like an angel.

Specialbaby:
woaaaaaw.

Really?hmmmmmmmmm nice

That's what it is

theyrynsolar:
I Love cakes... Please make it Red velvet

We'll talk about it later. Let's not derail this thread

Specialbaby:
hehehehehehehe.


I think it witches and wizard something something.,i saw it on the joke section.




You are a comedian?

theyrynsolar:
Bros so na you be Saliu Elenugbooro... Sorry you're my second victim here on NL.. Am new on NL

You know it's sometimes good to be Saliu Elenugboro


Now that you are new here, lemme send a welcome cake to you