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sapiosexual1:
Well op you didn't capture my category. It's a modification to No 1. The big man -easy does it dancers. We move our body gently and gracefully to the rhythm like our body is breakable.
it's neither forming or shyness, that's who we are.

Vikky014:
lol. no b me tlk am ooo

pbs4real:
yh, we are rare species unlike kinglekan,cutehector and trapking

Nubian113:
What if he misses

wheredemdey:
This is one of those stories you read and you are convinced that the Blackman nay African is a curse to himself and The entire world.

What on earth is a sane human being doing with 10cars at the same time??

The African man is just a consumer....hardly inventing anything....just consuming ....hardly useful to his society...despite the dearth of good healthcare....gd infrastructure...maternal mortality etc.....some famed politicians wants to spend 4.7b on a depreciable asset like a car

God pls grant one of those uselessss African leaders grace to piss Putin offf so he can just nuke this useless continent.

This country is a big joke

Mcowubaba:
Lol
Ur list is true...but most male corpers I knw, actually prayed nd "work" their posting Not to be in a school.. Oga male Corp members d find money, connection nd job ooo, secondary sch girls no dey dia mind oo...don't wori wen u serve, u go understand!!
Nd in some cases, this girls throw themselves on some of this people u mentioned (lecturers, corpers, jamb tutors etc)
U knw most ladies like getting things the "easy" way...it takes the grace of GOD nd self-discipline to withstand their advances...
My corper frnd showed me text msgs he receives from his students, u will be amazed!! Nd he never gave out his number to any of them...
I am not trying to paint men/guys as saints oo, some men are bloody perverts, so also some girls are Hot bloody perverts!!

Nelrulez:
This list is incomplete without Sailors. These are sex starved men on sea who will spend anything to grind their loin between a girls lap.

shadowgwalker:
Yorobah mehn! Its hard to see one who doesn't womanize/holenize. They do everything to pin down a lady, only to see the colour of her pant and CUNTinent.

I be Ekiti boy, I know what ayam talking about.

Johnnoah1st:
nigga, if u are really mature as u want us To believe, its not everything u always complain of, there are tins u need to let slide, but its seems u are a saddist trying to impress us on nairaland dat u are no nonsense man, but i will still recommend brain surgery 4 u and u migth just be lucky and regain ur lost sense of humour.

chibwike:
Tosyne2much you still keeping your top ten threads alive, nice one

Freemanan:
Actually you just listed all guys inversely...

bhaliz44:
Mehn no time to check time my people.. na to come comment sure pass oo before this thread reach fp





tosy2much na me nd you dey go fp this time ahswear.

AceRoyal:
Tosyne2much can categorize anything and everything. Professor Emeritus Dr Tosyne2much, H.O.D Department of Categorism, Faculty of Management Science and Statistics. University of Nairaland.

Vikky014:
lols. wanted to say dis

gbenga007:

Ugliest:
Tosyne2much #1,, '''' i nor dey womanizer ooo

san316:
11. Nairaland mods. They get the ladies by moving their useless threads to fp.

Sexologist:
tosyne2much again

Morkavictor:
These excuses you listed out are so lame and shallow.i would be surprise if it makes front page.

ShakurM:
They turn to quotes dispenser sharp sharp

Man proposes, God disposes

He who laughs last, laughs best.

It's all vanity

Nobody knows tomorrow

Many have died, I thank God for my health

Take the wheel Jesus

It has been written

I would employ this first class students last last last

Here are the excuses given by unserious students when they are victims of carry over


Lemme go straight to the point without wasting your precious time

10 Excuses Unserious Students Often Give When They Have Carry Over

1. Because I Refused to Date him


Ladies I throway salute oooo! The females would say that ''it was because I turned down his dating proposal, even though the lecturer never approached her for such or never knew of her existence in the department. Therefore, he resorted to fail me'' .



2. Because I dint Allow him Snatch my Babe

As funny as it may also sound, I have overheard a student saying a lecturer deliberately give him a CO because he deprived the lecturer of his girlfriend's kitty-cat. Last semester, I get one padi wey dey follow my lecturer drag babe. Though he passed his course but guess what ? He scored 40


3. Witches and Wizards are Disturbing my Life

Funny right? As funny as it may sound, some religious bigot students always attribute their failure (carry-over) on the witches and Wizards in their village who don't even know the course they are studying.. I used to be in this category before God delivered me from the spirit of laziness


4. Because I refused to Bribe the Lecturer

I guess you must have also overheard some students saying this statement in order not to look like olodo. When they bag carry overs, they will lie that the lecturers deliberately failed them for refusing to pay


5. Because the invigilators were too Strict

Some set of unserious students will apply formation to their sitting position when they are in exam hall for easier dissemination of information, and when the invigilators rearrange them in such a way that they never evisaged, it is obviously a carry over. This would result to blaming their carry over on the invigilators who distorted plans of free flow of information in the exam hall

6. The course is very tedious/too bulky

This excuse is very common among students who often don't know their primary aim of schooling or who prioritize other trivial activities over their studies. Routinely, you would hear them saying that "how would I waste my time on that boring yet bulky material when I could parley and sit beside the scholars in my class and manoeuvre my way out". This set of students normally pray that even if it is 'E' the lecturer would give them, they would be happy to have it.



7. The Lecturer didn't give us area of concentration

Some students are lazy yet unserious, after the lecturer rounded off the course, they would be like sir, "what are the area of concentration?" And failure to divulge such confidential, which might eventually lead to their failure would make them tag the lecturer a wicked fellow. Even some laid-back students would still fail the course even though the lecturer gave them area of concentration

8. The Lecturer is not Qualified

I've got friends who always claim to have read something different from the ones asked in the exam. They would be like ''I never thought the question is gonna come out, so I skipped it when reading'' They will say that "this yeye lecturer is incompetent and doesn't know how to set exam questions, I wonder who employed him as a lecturer"

9. Because I didn't Purchase his handout

Don't get me wrong here. Even the ones that submitted blank answer booklets will lie that their failure was as a result of failure to purchase the lecturer's handout


10. Because I was Ill

Even though they were medically balanced during the exam period, they would lie that they were having HIV/Ebola symptoms during the exam, which prevented them from reading. These ones will always console themselves with quotes like "I may graduate with third class, but I will employ first class students as errand boys"




Feel free to add yours


I drop my pen at this point

Have fun

Cc
Lalasticlala


Original writer: Tosyne2much

Oliviaarims:
Lol.. I don't know whether to say Amen now. If u're as good as my ideals or better, then so shall it be.

Don't worry. You shall find one, just that WE are rare species

Oliviaarims:
Yea, truly, it's a pathetic situation. I wonder how they manage to cope with such a lifestyle. I detest being unnecessarily indebted to anybody. When I've never taken even a pin from u, I can tell u to get off my line when u strt talking thrash, tell u absolutely how I feel about ur statements nd actions without remorse., I'm under no obligation to hang out with u or invite u to my house.. Can ignore ur calls whenever I please... I've got no reason to make excuses or apologies for my actions.. Free to do what pleases me.. That's just the life.. Independence and detachment.. Lol


I'm respectful and considerate, though. But u've just got 2 be worth it.

smitez:
With a post like this.. I have no doubt whatsoever that u r The godfather of illiteracy!!

romelady:
d man looks like a grown up,but his posing is a replica of a 4yrs kid

Young03:
hmmm. ds exactly wat my cousin z telling me now on Facebook...that he has wooed abt 20 girls in last 5 months but none has favoured him

diaris God o

This is a spiritual problem oooo

brainbucks:
I'm suffering the same thing bro. And they just do it with no rhyme, remorse or reason.

Mine did the same just last night. But I guess I'm luckier than you cos she never leaves fpr another guy; it's just a couple of wires in her head loose now.

You see, she has done it before. And she is usually very coldblooded and emotionally disconnected about it. She will then return to church choir duties to date Jesus for some time. It will take another 10months or so for her to reboot her brain and then she will come back with humility.

Usually everything works out for about two weeks before the wires spark again in her brain. And then the whole damned cycle reboots and plays itself out all over again.





Last Days

anonym0us:
*grab mic from wkkwl* this is a counter thread of >> https://www.nairaland.com/2793093/ladies-what-turn-turn-offs >> so guys over to you ...


as for me
Turn on
1. Smart
2.dark skin
3.5ft (no be only girls dey select hight)
4.must have Bobby
5.flat tummy
Turn off

1. Big stomach (Michelle)
2.fair girls
3.short girls with yam legs
4.girls without eye brows
5.flat ass girls

*drops mic*