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Cutehector:
was using it to sight u na...

AceRoyal:
Tosyne2much can categorize anything and everything.
Professor Emeritus Dr Tosyne2much,
H.O.D Department of Categorism,
Faculty of Management Science and Statistics.
University of Nairaland.

henrylowe:
OP , you forgot to add nairalaand moderators and musicians

Medunah:
11. Guys like the Op

Though, anybody can be caught in the act of womanizing but the traits are mainly and specifically peculiar among the categories of the enlisted people .

Note This is NOT a maximum generalization that all the categories of stated people are womanizers. It's just to let you know that an average or sizeable number of them are guilty of the charge levied against them

We do not have all day. Lemme keep the ball rolling


10 Categories of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing

1. Yahoo Boys

These ones deserve a standing ovation for womanizing cos they are naturally stereotyped "womanizers". (though I take exception to those that will come in contact with me and will prove otherwise). Since they hold ladies attention like nobody else, all out of an conscious/unconscious desire to prove constantly that they are financially buoyant by extravagantly and wastefully spending their earnings from scam, all in a bid to take off the panties of the greedy, narcissistic and nefarious ladies who worship money to buy perishable parameters and boost their self serving ego, just in a few minutes of knowing these guys. Yahoo guys !, I throway salute oooo

2. Lecturers

It takes the grace of God to find a lecturer in our tertiary institutions who doesn't at least womanize. The larger percent of lecturers who are unnecessarily strict to students are nothing but womanizers. They however use unlawful pressure upon a lady to coerce her to perform an act that she ordinarily would not perform without the treat of carry over/extra year. Even though some of them pretend to be S.U, they are green snakes under a green grass that would parley and strike a deal with the Class Rep asking him to link them up with babes to they would bleep. They would solemnly promise to upgrade her CGP to 4.50 just to have her attention but once their true nature as sodomizing bastards is uncovered, they would be the one to award her a carry over in their own course. They are common in GNS/GENS department


3. JAMB/GCE Tutorial Teachers

This list is incomplete without these categories of people. I know that some of us might at a point attended JAMB coaching classes and we must have however noticed the gimmicks played by these proclaimed JAMB/GCE teachers. They are always very accommodating to the female students pretending to be helpful in making their admission dream come to reality. Don't underestimate them, cos they have the phone numbers of many female students ringing them up odd hour at night. (Xtracool things ). Womanizing is in their gene

4. Politicians

This is common with those pot bellied politicians. When they spot a pretty lady from their cars, they will wind down the car window and start saying the sleaziest pick up lines you can never think of, such as sweetie, baby, angel, honey, darling; you shouldn't be walking in this hot sun. Hop in lemme give you a ride. These romantic pet names are the perfect way to make a girl feel special without mixing up real names. *Hailing to our politicians*


5. Male Corp Members

Though I'm not yet a corper but I know what's up. Some of them will be praying that they should be posted to Secondary Schools so that they will be having secret affairs with those young female students whose bosoms are still under infantile stage of development


6. Bank Managers/HRM

While I would not say that this assertion is 100 percent valid, but it is valid more often than not. Don't be surpirsed that these ones are also not exempted from the act of womanizing. Since they are respected for the position they occupy and are responsible for the intake of employees, they use this position to coerce female job seekers into getting under their skirt, provided they dance to their tune. Ever wondered why ladies find jobs easily in Nigeria, unlike the male folks?


7. Fake Pastors in Sheep Clothing

The Bible already predicted that many fake pastors will use Jesus' name to cast out demons and peform signs and wonders. A fake pastor will always womanize no matter what. Today, you will hear the story of a pastor bleeping the memeber of the choir and ushering unit, etc. I'm glad God has been exposing them in recent time


8. Alhajis

They share similar characteristics with the fake pastors. Don't be deceived by the "Alhaji" they are being called. Many of them are hypocrites in "Alhaji" clothing, they are always twising the Holy Quran giving 1,000 reasons as to why it's right for a man to marry 100 wives provided he can take their responsibilites and love them equally(even the poor ones who can't cater for a wife dwell in this same notion and adopt a second wife ). As a matter of fact, a man who marries more than one wife can never be a faithful man, cos his sexual sincerity is next to nill. As a result of this, they go about chasing young ladies despite having five wives at home.


9. Policemen

Sincerity and honesty are not the watchwords of most policemen, and this affect their marital life. A larger proportion of policemen keep extra marital affairs outside. After a strenuous day at work, you will spot them at beer palour such as mama Ngozi cool spot, Mama Ijeoma beer palour squandering money on another lady.

10. Students

I used to be in this category before deliverance had its way. However, some students who can't boast of two square meal a day, will cohabit with a lady for a whole session. They can even give their school fee to a lady they are cohabiting. This reminds me of how a cohabiting friend who was chased out of the exam hall for not paying his school/department fees. Roflwkmd


Cc
Lalasticlala


I drop my pen at this point


Feel free to add yours


Have fun


Original writer: Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/12/10-categories-of-people-that-cant-do.html

zaragal:
u u wey dey maryy all the nairaland babes
u ant use me do 54TH

That's wrong dear... I never PM any babe b4 sef


I guess you will be the first lady I will be PMing

zaragal:
turn ons..... bornagain, yoruba,educated, intelligent, dark, godfearing, religious preferably rrcg member, vision filled, goal getter, talented

Turn offs...... igbo, fair, unbeliever, drinks, club, smoke, lies, cheat, sex addicts

Segadem:
Breaking News: Man u to be reinstated into UCL after Wolfsburg is guilty of fielding ineligible player.



Chei!!!

vivianblog3:
This happened Few Mins ago along the Oshodi-Apapa road close to Apapa junction Lagos State Nigeria. A container truck hit the SUV after losing brake, and the SUV climbed the car in front of it, see photos from the accident below.

Source http://www.viviangist.com/suv-climbs-over-another-car-in-accident-on-oshodi-apapa-road-photos

Cc; lalasticlala

AllNaijaBlogger:
Me sef go join.... Hehe

Oliviaarims:
Yeah... School's in session again..

Na first we want make you graduate with oooo

justjify:
Jeez! Nna, you DON draw the battle line. Tosyne2much be warned.

fromnigeria:
YOur first correct list tosyne. Since your list days. Well done.

joseph1832:
OMG! Tosyne2much has now visited the education section with his un informed opinion. Ha! I wait for the day he will muster the liver and visit the poems for review section and drop threads like, 10 signs you're not a good poet. That day, Nairaland will not contain me and him.

sonofananimal:
Lolzzzz.

me no say I no too sabi speak English but her own case worse.

naso we see life ohh!

Oliviaarims:
Tosyne, u just rolling on the floor everywhere!

Escobapablo:
Lol, do u know i didn't read d comments? I thought u guys were agreeing to d prof. Prof abeg calm down, dropping article for publication in nairaland no make u literate pass others. Boxer d smell, na respect mk rat no chop am. That ur reasoning is bais pls. With due respect lol. Thanks ford laugh though.

Emeka71:
Yes your topics are always inspiring ad always on the home page.

Truckpusher:
I never wanted to put down my precious comment on this thread that I saw as a classic display of olodoism due to the op's hate for benevolence criticism, even as some supposedly educated folks in this forum have almost agreed with the op's lopsided and childish presumption.

First of all let us define 'illiteracy' and the common factor(s) used in considering one as an 'illiterate' in every society across the globe.

Illiteracy is defined as one who is unable to read or write in the basic accepted lingua franca of his direct locality as accepted as a means of communication by law or cultural affiliation due to ethnicity,race or community.Hence the Chinese man who can't speak English Language fluently but well versed in Mandarin and well educated on any profession cannot be considered as an illiterate by an English man just the same way a French man that can't speak German fluently cannot be classified as an illiterate by a German.

So op, pray tell - How does one's bad habit,life style,sexual preferences and mode of dressing amount to illiteracy?


I am waiting for an answer.....

You should be in your thirties yet no sense to show for it... I thought you had already given up craving my attention for a very long time.


Wait ooooo !!! Are you not the same dumb ass nincompoop who goes about ass-licking ladies on every thread ?


My advice to you is that, you are too old to be displaying stupidity and fo.olishness on a forum like this. I mean you should be way too matured above doing something you should be correcting the younger ones from doing


At your age, your moniker already exemplifies your childishness and foolishness, so there's no point trading words with you this night


I know that your aim of having my attention dis night is being fulfilled and I know that you are happy


I had a day full of frantic activities in school, so it's high time I rested. Time is money !. There's no point spending my precious time typing poo with a pathetic low life eeediot like you

This is the last reply you will get from me dis nyt


Goodnyt

Emeka71:
@Tosyne.2much; you are really informative and inspiring on this forum; I hereby declare you the 9ralander of the year.

firstking01:
oga wristy, i tink say u for follow tosyn for back as usuall to mk ftc, wetin hapen today?

justjify:
10. Another sign is working for a scammer

sonofananimal:
just look at who is trying to correct my English

fish brain

Toks2008:
Nemesis ke?im not the type of guy that has business with nemesis....na person wey dey screw about go dey fear that one...cant even touch a lady i cant marry and any lady that allows a man to use condom on her is sexually reckless and cheap ...quote me anywhere...condom is mainly for casual sex with a lady you have no deep respect or affection for.

HDee:
lemme ask you a question, is he not satisfying you in bed? Or what's your problem self?

Bisjosh:
Set a camera in the room.
He would remove his clothes once you are not around

henrylowe:
And Tosyne finally murdered the so called janellemonae... Who would ever thought Tosyne could engage in bashing?

Mixty:
I will not respond to your senseless and meaningless posts till you give me proof. You falsely pride yourself as being an intellect. Prove it.
So if I decide to spend my time in a thread, does that imply anything? What does that prove.

For once, stop being silly. I can offer you free lessons on how to be refined.

kafero:
When you are always reading nairaland.

chigaemezuogu:
You said the truth but protesting for the actualisation of biafra is 100% right to do, those who are protesting and agitating for biafra is more intelligent than you and that your lecturer that tutored you in university.

Hmmmm !!! Well, you are right !

Toks2008:
Aduaya my sister...the day i will lick and enjoy the sweetness of a candy with its covering is the day i will consider using a condom.

People ho use condom only experience psycological pleasure so its better not to indulge in recklless sexual acts.

That is a sure sign of literacy.