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janellemonae:
So an inability to speak English properly means ur illiterate. Really? On what planet is dt a thing?

And ur saying this wt a straight face. Wt d following atrocious blunders in ur write up:

"people jump to conclusion"
"I had noticed"
"..that makes me astound"
"illiterate types act done by most"
"one of the illiteracy"
"their role model are"
"caught in moment of blunders"
"addicted to drinking alcohols"
"are so much concerned"

And I'm sure u proof read this "article" several times before clicking submit.

jayzblack:
Have u seen a yoruba man picking cals inside danfo.......He laments in al cals as if he is making trouble...
Emi.....Mogbo...Oh..Kiniye...Ode...Lei-ei...Orie..Oya..Were ni

realnas:
Bro tosyne in as much as I enjoy ur write ups on today's topic I beg to differ with you on the last point , blv me this our society is filled with some pretty crazy individuals whom if u don't show them that u are also a lunatic they will not respect themselves and leave u alone baba I will stand up 4 myself whenever d occasion demands 4 for it . I am graduatebut if anyone dares me I will knock him out and that does not make me an illiterate .

geccibede:
the ultimate sign you're an illiterate is when you believe this OP's 10 signs of illiteracy.

Toks2008:
You try but how does having unprotected sex has anything to do with literacy? i guess it has to do with sexual recklessless cos in my opinion,a man who uses condom does so most times for casual sex with casual girls.

FYI i have never and will never use a condom to make love till i grow old so apparently, in your perspective i be illitrate shey?

You try.

drinkmorewater:
Its ok tosyne, U alright with me, keep it up

You should know that no one is barely flawless when it comes to writing articles


Thanks all the same

freshvine:
First, being a literate is the ability to read and write so your caption is misleading and inappropriate in that order.

I think it should be : Signs you went to school but never got an education.

The suggested caption wouldn't draw traffic at all


Mind you, misleading captions on the front page of our local newspapers have been the source of their income since the time of Lord Lugard

drinkmorewater:
@OP You do write some correct threads but I give you a thumbs down for this one, all the things you listed here, there are a lot of successful graduates out there who indulge in them yet you can't compare to them in any bracket either socially, financially e.t.c.

Infact after reading this sheet I doubt I will read your threads again cos you don't seem learned/experienced.

freshvine:
Judging lifestyles and individual's perception shouldn't be the yardstick to be qualified as being literate.

I'll agree on manners but perception based on inclination is wantonly insufficient to give credence to your scholarly views. In that order, it's pertinent to concur that your disposition is perfunctory in variance to any intelligence of common sense.

While I'm of the school of thought that your threads are apt and concise, this one needs serious academic evaluation if my premise is acceptable.

Teempakguy:
illiteracy
ɪˈlɪt(ə)rəsi/
noun
noun: illiteracy; plural noun: illiteracies

the inability to read or write.

how is this and the topic related?

masonkz:
11. Throwing dirts out of the car/bus

[b] 12. Using "Am" in place of "I'm"


These two irk me so much [/b]

bettydee:
Na so ooo......can't wait for you to post 10things they do on "strictly for those interested in teaching job" thread.

I will drop it this evening

balancediet:
The boy will go far, his music is inspirational and melodious. Quality always stands the test of time.
Everytime i keep getting close to ftc like moses get close to promise land but never enter. pls people slow down lemme win this one award of ftc b4 2015 finish.

SkinnyDude:
. watch out, IPOB on Nairaland will soon come for your head

Evathyst:
An albino can never enter the market unnoticed. Your skills in hiding posts are always profound. The moment you graced this thread posts have started hiding.


Madam I dey hail o!


Tosyne.2much, are we safe? Before you release propaganda here like Lai Muhammed.

'10 things that female teachers do with their male students' :

Maamin:
Finally Lala have removed the seal on my thread .

Now that is what am talking about..

Cc: Tosyne2much, Lalasticlala

Make una take una time O

FP jaré!

TRADELYN:
Soldiers do too.
A Nigerian soldier carried the handbag of one billionaire's wife few months ago and she posted it online.
See this:
http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/03/billionaire-wife-dabota-lawson-aku.html?m=1

Ishilove:
And same to you, sis.

Aunty Vic.ky, na so you get mouth reach?

avicky:
High chief of romance land, twale oh.

Hahaha

Seriously ?

Joshkid:
third class lower

SkinnyDude:
you better modify your post and remove Biafra from it

bettydee:
so tey ishi.love and tosyne.2much show..........intresting.

So tey Bettydee show.. Very interesting

sonofananimal:
lol, you put fill in the gaps na!
if na exam, I DON fail the question since

sonofananimal:
lol, you put fill in the gaps na!
if na exam, I DON fail the question since

avicky:
Duh. . Thuggery is our hobby. Ewu gambia.

Museni:
Peter obi be like - Willie Willie why you talk say I no drop 135 bn naira for account.

Obiano be like - meeee?

SkinnyDude:
your number 1.
so i should not fight for my freedom? oh! not surprised, you are a yoruba man. igbo phobia

SeverusSnape:
Exactly!... That tosyne2much made a grave mistake by Including "Biafra" in the write up.
He said APC and PDP, but what brought Biafra into it??. Maybe that's why it hasn't made front page.

Mtcheeww.

Empredboy:
you finished with pass lol