₦airaland Forum

Pheals:
Got a bungalow here managing Obama's bed.
..resting and drinkin kun nu watching lies from cute.hector dharay.99 air.force1. And tosyne.2much

So I don turn liar abi ?

Aijalon:
Third Class

Aijalon:
Third Class

sonofananimal:
eyyahh! no mind them. naso life dey

sonofananimal:
eyyahh! no mind them. naso life dey

vivaciousvivi:
Tosin!

emekamigo:
O

Probably a fail and fail out going by your wishing to be "a first class students"

Zikkyfuse:
your english spells it...

Zikkyfuse:
your english spells it...

bluntspade:
guy you don fresh o jamisi na

bluntspade:
He looks like tosyne2.much

Tosyne tall pass that one now

llaykorn:
Tosyne2much, this is a beautiful article. I totally don't agree, though, with the examples you came with to bring to life your second point. I don't think it is that thoughtful to label a people illiterates for engaging in acts which you only deem wrong because they contradict your own instinctive values. Sagging one's trousers is not unlawful, and you only deem it unacceptable because you find it repulsive. Well, many other people do too.

As a matter of fact, sagging for many people is a symbol of freedom and cultural awareness; a symbol of their rejection of the values of mainstream society. For these, I don't think it would be fair to have sagging as an example.

Keep up the good job, brother; I am a big fan.

Alryt sir

bqlekan:
oga tosin, I throway salute o.., you no be Yoruba man again?

SeverusSnape:
You're the same as the OP. I know.

Mrcdorv:
You am a sch cert older but composed one....anyway thanks for this will modify.

cc150615:
Did Op just say Non-Prenventive sex
#coughs
Okay, I'll pass

hahn:
Dog and crocodile for sure and a chilled bottle of orgin. Yummy!

SeverusSnape:
I like your style.

Replying yourself. What do we call that?, Illiteracy or lunacy?

wristbangle:
11. Urinating and throwing dirts in public

I saw one guy in tuxedo today at Lekki when he came down from his car with the thought that he wants to use the ATM only for him to urinate in front of the bank drainage system admist people and throw the plastic bottle water in his hand on the floor. The security men challenged him but instead of showing empathy, he was reigning curse on them. SMH

mentorandfriend:
Number 1 is so on point.

At the mention of the word "illiteracy", people jump to conclusion that it is the basic inability to write legibly or speak Queens' English properly, and/or inability to understand or produce written information properly. But I can assure you that there are several degrees of illiteracy in Nigeria (regardless of your Academic Certification)

To a broad view, many people have earned some level of Academic Certification, they can however read and write which makes them educated, no doubt about that, but ironically, they are not in any way different from the illiterates in the society

I had noticed many types of acts by highly educated people that makes me astound. Now I'm gonna point out some basic illiterate- types act done by most of the educated elites that makes them synonymous to illiterates

Note: The fact that you could admit to see a part of yourself doing these things doesn't mean you should throw punches at me.


Here we go

10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate

1. Becoming APC/PDP Tyrants

It's shameful that some politicians often make use of our so called educated youths to fulfil their political desire. You may find them either in the middle of the road with bottles, creating road blocks fighting for Biafra, GEJ or Buhari, not minding to lay down their lives for the penny offered by APC or PDP. This is one of the illiteracy we are talking about. Smh


2. Poor Dress Sense

To a reasonable extent, your dressing exemplifies what you have inside of you. It is shameful that some acclaimed educated people don't even know how to dress properly. Their role model are Davido or Wizkid who are old enough to be their kid brothers" mate. You will see them sagging, showing their newly bought boxers to the world to see, even though they are not into showbiz. They are not in any way different from illiterates

3. Afterall, "English is not my Mother Tongue"

Some educated persons would blame their inability to communicate lucidly and fluently in English on their primary school teachers who had passed on twenty years ago. When they are caught in moment of blunders, they will opine that, afterall, English is not their native language. Smh


4. Fond of or Addicted to Smoking & Drinking Alcohols

Even though they are perfectly aware of the defects of how much these are injurious to the health, you will see them indulge in taking these injurious substances. Some of them share the same gene with goats. Are they in any way different from the illiterates? No they are not


5. Engaging in Unprotected Sex

Some of them show gratification for calculatively and expertly sleeping with several ladies without releasing se.men. You will find them at wvery barber's shop troubling the barber to sterilize the clippers properly before using it on their hair. They aren't afraid of sexually transmitted diseases but are so much concerned about contacting diseases arising from the use of public clippers. Isn't this illiteracy? It is


6. Not adhering to warnings/instructions

Some people are illiterate solely because they cannot read and write, and we accept that; but what about those who can read and can understand written from of communication yet disobey? Some of them will see warnings such as "Don't drive when drunk"; "Wreckless driving kills", "obey traffic rules", etc; yet you will see them at Lagos-Ibadan Expressway competing with every trailer and Dangote truck.

7. Defecating in Public Places

This goes to the male folks. We have various species of them living beside my villa. They have good toilets yet you will see them defecating beside other people's houses (they call it short put). I even fought with a dude yesterday for defecating beside my room This is nothing but illiteracy

8. Visiting the Brothel

If you surf through the net you will find numerous customized pictures, blogs, articles etc. Showing how "WE" blame our Govt, Police, Politicians, School System, etc. for all the evils happening to us. As a matter of fact, not every problem should be attributed to bad governance because sometimes, we are the architect of our own problems.

Some educated people spend irresponsibly, such as not saving money for future hardships; squandering their hard earned money on Olosho and Ashewos, all for five minutes enjoyment. this is another height of illiteracy common with the educated ones


9. Fighting in Public

Some of them will not hesitate of pull off their shirts and trousers and start fighting with conductor for their change. However, you will even see some of them fighting abo.ki selling suya for ordinary tasting


I drop my pen at this point


Have fun


10. Feel free to add the last one


Cc: Lalasticlala

Original writer: Tosyne2much

asdfjklhaha:
I can't access my pms, I've mailed the mods several times yet nothing has been done

Eeeeyah !!! Pele

GudluckIBB:
Olisa Metuh, I'm a Buhari supporter but I agree with you that things are tough right now.

However, if your party headed by Jonathan didn't loot the treasury while he was the president, things wouldn't have been so bad like this.

Secondly, if jonathan had won second term, it would have been a disaster For Nigerians and this wailing you are wailing now would have been doubled!

The 2.1Billion that was paid to Dokpesi and the 10Billion Naira jonathan asked dasuki to change into dollars and paid pdp delegates, don't you think these monies would have gone a long way in fixing our Economy?

Jonathan sold oil for over 120usd and there was nonthing to show for it and Buhari is selling for less than 40 usd and you want The Economy to be okay over night!

Finally Mr Metuh, I saw one of the trains jonathan bought less than a year ago broken down in iganmu sometime last week.

How do you explain a "Brand New train" already broken down so soon?

Olisa Metuh, socrates said an unexermined life is not worth living.Exermine you self first before criticising Buhari.

Pdp killed this Country.


Nigeria will be great again!