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commdev:
I am new in Nairaland. I have successfully opened an account but unable to post information. pls, educate me.

Kindly go to any section you wish to create a thread, then locate " create a new topic


It's as easy as abc

zaragal:
God catch u ...dem like portable babes like us

flokii:
tosyne2much I think skill matters most

on average, black men have larger sizes than asian men yet they satisfy their spouses..

larger size without skillz is even worse..

rhames:
Na Ch(Y)ampion you be oga!!!

Adasun:
i thought so too

Pheals:
Bro tosyne2much knws how gals frustrate them
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..Bro continue knows...or gals frustrated u

hahn:
Tosin, I thought you are a virgin

I'm a victim of this frustration because I have faced so many challenges both in and out of the bedroom, so I think I'm in the best position to post this

Without wasting time, let's discuss the ways ladies frustrate the life of guys who have small joystick

1. Ladies say they can't satisfy them

I don't know why ladies make it seem like a stigma or something. Just because certain positions are difficult or almost impossible, they will rush to conclusion that you cannot satisfy them. This reminds of a lady who created a thread seeking advice if she should go ahead with her marriage or call it a quit, just because the fiance in question could not satisy her as a result of his deficiency in joystick. This is one of the frustrations they face


2. They normally focus on your Boxers

Some guys can attest to this. I have even stooped wearing boxers when in the villa except when I'm indoor. In fact, I even wear trouser to the bathroom just to avoid unnecessary stare. This is because they have been gossiping that they barely seeing anything dangling inside my boxers, and I don't like the fact that they always stare at me especially when I'm on boxers


3. Psychosocial Problems

Some of us are always embarrassed especially when the opposite sex bumb into our rooms and catch us unclad. This frustration faced may result in psycho-social problems, such as intimate phobia, low self-esteem, low levels of self-confidence or marriage anxiety. Sometimes this causes a man to turn into an introvert and the psychosocial problems may begin to affect social activities as well as academic life.


4. They don't find it easy find a partner

Some of them will have to practice celibacy just to avoid their fiance from seeing it. It's not like they are happy practicing celibacy. It's just the fear of being dumped by their future partners

5. Their girlfriends are not intimately sincere to them

In some cases, their girlfriends will still cheat on them. (Though not in all cases)

6. Ladies term them "inexperienced"

Some ladies normally term us "inexperienced" which can be sometimes frustrating. You will hear statement like "I just can't imagine myself dating that guy with that I will be teaching what to do next

7. It is a turn off for most ladies

Research and findings have shown that, some joystick it's a turn off for 90% of Nigerian ladies (though some may deny it). And as a result of this, they will mock you when in the midst of their friends. This reminds me when a lady mouth-thrashed us on this forum making us look like illegal citizens or something. I was so pained that I had to lock myself up in the room and started shedding tears.

8. They are unjustly discriminated

Some of them will compare that of their current boyfriend to that of their ex, and they will start nagging unnecessarily, especially when they are new into the relationship. However, they will pick offence for anything; this is just to red-card you. Funny enough, you will never think that's the reason why they are acting funny


9. They make the guy look lazy

Some will start sleeping while the guy is working hard. Can you just imagine that ?


10. Free free to add your

Have fun

Original writer: Tosyne2much

AishyWemsy:
When she has no boobs and dressed up shee is flat chested. When she has boobs and in dress, her Olympus has fallen. I wonder how we go satisfy ds insatiable men

Hahaha

HaneefahRN:
I feel so happy abt my stature anytime I see old women who have big ass. My bad mind wld always imagine the ukwu they had been using to do swag then don turn problem. God pls, I don't want to add unnecessary fat o. I'm loving my slim look.

MRpii:
Are you a bot? You always amaze me like omotayor and aminat does

Decker:
A joke? Is that what you call your threads, a joke?
According to Alexa, Nairaland is the 7th most visited forum in Nigeria, and 95% percent of your threads are sent to the home page.

Do you know what percentage of internet users in Nigeria view your threads on a daily basis? Do you know your threads are opinion builders? Do you know how impressionable some of these threads are? Do you think everyone who reads it would see it as a "joke". Do you think everyone who reads it would be able to differentiate hilarity from reality?
Do you know what kind of ideologies and mentality, these "jokes" would breed in the mind of people?

I didn't bash your thread, I just gave my opinion. Isn't that the essence of Nairaland? For people to express their opinions, how they choose? So why is there a fuss about how I choose to express mine?

Decker:
To frustrate means to cause someone to feel upset and annoyed as a result of not being able to change or achieve something.

Going by the definition above, I am of the opinion that a woman who knows her worth and what she carries inside of her, despite not having big boobs or a big ass, would never be able to be frustrated by anyone.

Having big boobs and big asses isn't all there is to a woman. A woman is more than all that. There are more important qualities that make a woman attractive and admirable, and unlike boobs and asses, these qualities never fade away.

Those boobs will dry up like leaves with time, and that ass will turn repulsive as she grows older. But the real things that make a woman really attractive, like her personality, her intelligence, how she relates with people and her good character, will always remain with her.

So, no one can frustrate a woman who, even though she doesn't have big boobs and a large ass, she is okay with how she looks, and understands that what she has inside of her, is better than all that superficiality.

henrylowe:
You are one of the dumbest people I have seen on this forum. You know nothing but will always want to claim you know all. You are always found on every thread trying to make every OP seem like he's wrong or something


I still see no reason why you had to start define some terms. To garner likes ryt ? That's pathetic

People are here for different reasons. Some are here just to catch fun and laugh things out. If you are sensible as you think, your right sense of reasoning should have guided you to see the hilarity in this post, rather than spewing gibberish.


Not everyone takes nairaland as if it's a business organization, just as you

JealousPrince:
Smh, and dey ar even smilling and happy, 4 dem mind, dey killed a lion... Smh

Mzflexydeeva:
no pm me ooo! As u never pm any babe how many babes Don pm u?

tohpahz:

braimeddy:
Actually I don't send pm. The only time I did dat, the girl deleted me from her bbm immediately she saw I displayed a lady on my dp . It's even the ladies who are more eager than d guys

Mzflexydeeva:
hahahahahhah! Your list ke? Don't set NL on fire oooo. But guy! Which mod u Don package I sure say if u create topic like "I sneezed in public today" e go make front page... you re doing well... abeg share your pm experience cos u be d don...

ishiamu:
Your favorite Romancelander(s) : tosyne2much has to take that

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads:tosyne2much, mizmycoli
)

Cutehector:
God will punish u if my name is on dat list

braimeddy:
Lol

braimeddy:
I believed you must have come across these 'five guys' since u do make fp often as I can see u are speaking from experience. Why not give us names of monikers that portrays those qualities as u mentioned above? Anyway I'm in the last category

Cherlene:
Welcome dear
Cherlene

Oyah take a kiss

justiz5:
Yea you deserve that award. Your threads are always a top notch

Cherlene:

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Part two

Romancelander/NairaLander(s) with the best threads: - enusmith, wrist.bangle, tosyne2.much and dyg.easy

Thanks so much miss

mizquote:
they re no husbands on Nairaland, romance section.

We are here just that you people have no inner eyes to see us