₦airaland Forum

Cutehector:
And tosyne2much will say he is a virgin.. Smh

pillarmaria:
u broke ur tradition of letting number 10 blank.... Are u nw an agent of change?

MzPecs:
Tosyne2much i'm guilty of number 5, does that make me a P?

EmmaFantastic:
Hahahahaha! . This guy has come again! Hilarious! I just ran into this write up, couldn't help but to laugh.

Pheals:
Prof..tosin study them most!!! Who else will know.. if not him


Expert are known because they are good in the field


I hail U tosyne2much do U visit them or how U take know con explain

I definitely do not patronize dem oooooo but I have friends that are patronizers

Here are the characteristics of prostitutes and ways to spot them

1. They usually make-up in the evening

I trust that I'm not the one that has observed this. They will get dressed in the evening, you will see them apply excessive make-ups looking like Mickey Mouse; and wear perfumes that will be oozing from 100 kilometres away. The next time you will see them is 5am, the next morning, when they are sneaking into the compound. However, they are always going to work when others are returning back. That is one of the ways to spot them

2. They usually chew bubble gum loudly

By the way some ladies chew bubble gum, you could probably tell that are into prostitution. They chew bubble gum flirtaciously and audibly and will be speaking Pidgin fluently

3. They receive calls, every now and then

Many of them use expensive phones. They might be using four phones that will have all the Mobile networks in Nigeria. For example, MTN line will be in their Android fone; Zain line will be in their Blackberry fone; Etisalat line will be in their Samsung; and Glo line will be in their Nokia. They will are glued to their phone surfing the web and receiving calls at regular intervals

4. They barely relate with neighbours

Another way to spot them is that they are somewhat isolated and barely relate with their neighbours. You won't even know what they are into

5. They usually wear waist chain and anklets

I don't know for other countries, but from my perspective as a Nigerian, ladies who wear anklets and waist chains are somewhat prostitutes or runs babes (though there are execptions). You will see them on okada flashing their waist chain to attract interested "chairmen". I know that some people will say that, OP, I wear all these things yet I'm not a prostitute. Well, you may be an exception sha

6. Their male visitors always come with cars

When a man visits them, be rest assure that he must have a car parked outside. Them no dey roll with broke boys

7. They dress immorally and irresponsibly

Some of them go carry dia yeye dressing come church of God just to confused annoited men of God. In my church, ushers are instructed never to allow ladies dressed immorally to occupy the front seat. However, some of them will dress irresponsibly and will be bent on occupying the front seat. This is to throw the annointed pastor into a state of confusion

8. They barely cook

I have lived with quite a few of them so I know what I'm talking about. Prostitutes are usually lazy when it comes to cooking, hence, they are regular patronizers of Mr Biggs, Mr. Fans, Sweet Sensation, etc


9. They discuss about men and money

As marriage no dey dia agenda, na to dey discuss about men and money sure pass. Some of them are not hard to bleep as you think. Some of dem fit make mouth wella, but don't be surprised that with just N1,000, you will get them laid

10. They bear different names

They give different names to different chairmen. A man may come visiting today and will ask the neighbours that he's looking for Tracy; tomorrow, another visitor and will say he's looking for Sandra, and vice versa

Feel free to add yours


I drop my pen at this point


Original writer: Tosyne2much

Seunaj05:
A lady should not be too money conscious but the truth is dat "there is no romance without finance"

CrazyScientist:
Am not happy for him, I'm excited for him

Dongorgon5:
Cc:kash,ybaby,pin,kbarbie, obiora,thesubtle,missp,icy,pun,kyveer,mrs,phyno, iamc,haris,nai,jaboiy,tosyn,e2much,Vanqu,ay,Pret,tythicksme,lav,eda...

Baba, wetin dey happen for here?

Cutehector:
u can see ur mate is a proud father..u r here chasing girls in nairaland...

abumeinben:
oh no...

we need to stop this habit of downloading a random pix online and then use it to insult your countryman

you don't even know if d dude was serving a jail term for a deadly crime...say a boko kingpin..
besides, we all have different calling with different ways of working..

No offense, I won't be surprised if the poster or the mover got their jobs without the "I know person" syndrome

misspicy:
Dry

midehi2:
for ya mind abi

wemmi:
@Op..I really don't why u are here.You shud be having this conversation with him.Marriage is suppose to be a personal rlshp not sumthing u sun dry on Nl for kids and immature ones to say all sort of trash.please talk to him.

jnrbayano:
This Awilo Longomba that almost ruined every children in the street back then with his songs and style of dance.

Play his song (Coupe Coupe Bibomba) and you will need a very potent mgbajala to bring back these children minds.

Candyrain:
Padi I still dey ooo. How far? Abeg show Madam Kachi don miss you.

catlova:
abeg no make me laff jor. Oya lets skype i wanto propose


Wia u hide punkyveer?

Candyrain:
I'm surprised as you are not seeing her at all today. I'll send her a fax asap

Evening dear, how are you doing?

Pheals:
la sorry..... sir.just asking da mail ain't... ti temi

Cutehector:
why are u always witchhunting me with ur topics....

TOMTOM15:
I taught u school in one of the school in ondo state.

Cutehector:
see as u stress d name like say na one kyn big school

TOMTOM15:
Boss what is the name of your school?

Pheals:
. Are U a girl before?