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Durentt:
Maybe u just came back 4rm the beer parlour. You betta shift comot 4rm my road before i enter u ooooh

CaroLyner:
oh.nothing to say again then

You ought to have smelt sarcasm

Durentt:
Talkin about ugly. Smh. Faceless ugly niqqa behind a dark room typing nonsense. Post ur pischure before bfre using the word *ugly*

croSStodds:
you can kowtow at my magnanimous feet and yearn for an intellectual transmogrification. you're devoid of any iota of intellectuality to fathom my grammatical tirades. moronic and brainless imp!that's all what u can do,type lame jibes.I can pity ur existence biatch.you allosaurus looking ugly entity.see yah bitch.read through my acerbic lines and cry profusely your balls out of your sockets.see yah!Loser!

CaroLyner:
only one way to find out.are you short?

Yes I am

CaroLyner:
you're exaggerating. they dont "suffer" this much.

Nuellah02:
So Tosyne2.much is short.. #different strokes for different folks. For me, my head should always rest on my hubby's chest not the other way round.

Teempakguy:
nor mind that guy joor. six foot plus dude.

wristbangle:
Wetin dey make our guy laugh?

Tosyne2much, see wetin u don cos now.

Naijaboiy, I hope say u no short sha becos na wetin go spoil ur fine face nai be that

Candyrain:
See this man ooo, when did you go back?

Na dis week Monday I move oooo

DAVIYJONESS:
Brilliant this is the tosyne2much I know.

Note- Don't get this twisted cos I'm not trying to say that being short is a stigma. It's just the discrepancy between the short and tall dudes

Lemme keep the ball bouncing


10 Ways Ladies Frustrate The Life of Short Guys

1. They are stereotyped "Troublesome"

Yoruba people often say, "eyan kukuru bilisi" meaning "short people are stereotyped aggressive and troublesome". Though I don't know if this is scientifically proven but evidence has it that they don't give up in arguments, they are temperamental people, they won't hesitate to use cutlass on you when they go angry especially when you intimidate them by your height. This notion sometimes make ladies decline us which can be so frustrating

2. Ladies Often say Short Guys normally have small Joystick

As funny as it sounds, you might have heard it. A lady once told me that she wouldn't date me cos short dudes normally have small joystick and that they won't enjoy it


3. Ladies mainly consider Money before dating Short Guys

Let's not deceive ourselves here. Aki and Paw Paw and other short Nigerian celebrities who bear physical resemblance with dwarf wouldn't have found it easy to marry if not for their fame, riches and wealth. If a guy is extremely short, he has to strive so hard to make money, if not, ladies no go even look him side at all


4. They are unjustly Discriminated

When you woo some ladies that are taller than you are, they will table the matter in the midst of their friends and will be like, "imagine Vizkiz, that short thing wooing me". This reminds me of a lady I added on whatsapp. We got chatting and I wooed her. To my surprise she updated her status immediately. "I have no passion for short dudes".

5. Ladies often say their kids will be also short

I'm sure that an average short dude hates to hear this statement. As a short dude, I also get angry when ladies say they can't marry a short man because their kids may end up being short. I don't know if this is medically proven but I hate to hear when ladies say they prefer tall dudes to short dudes for the sake of their childrens' height

6. They are being Bashed

Na so I enter inside GTB yesterday go withdraw the last N1, 000 wey dey my account on counter when I sighted this tall pretty lady filling her teller, I was fascinated by her beauty and I couldn't but take a bold step to talk to her. Before I said hi, she said interrupted saying " don't even try it cos I won't listen to you". I was so embarrassed and felt like the ground should open swallow me up cos both customers, workers, cleaners and the bank manager were all looking at me and were shaking their heads pitifully


7. Ladies think Short Dudes are not presentable enough

YES ! Especially when we don't have to money to compliment our shortness, they feel we are not presentable enough, therefore, they may not consider dating us. Ladies like guys whose stature overshadow theirs

8. Ladies place so much emphasis on Tall Dudes

Go and make a research and you would find out that 90% of ladies prefer their men to be taller than them. While the remaining 10% may choose short dudes due to their discretion and circumstances. This is one the frustration we face from the ladies

9. Ladies stereotype them "Unpredictable"

An average short man can commit murder if he catches his girlfriend with another dude. They are usually unpredictable. A lady who accepts to go into relationship with them must be totally submissive and dare not cheat otherwise, Lalasticlala will end up pushing her story to the FP after she has been dealt with


10. Feel free to add the last one

I drop my pen at this point

Originally written by Tosyne2much

Candyrain:
Yes ooo. I'm around. Will come by weekend.

I no dey Lag again. Ekiti things

PunkyVeer:
I get the point of his thread, I just felt like making that correction. Well, just because

As y'all were.

PunkyVeer:
I'm not talking about promiscuity but the line where you say, when they're young they get lots of proposals from men. As if that ever stops. Here on NL, most guys seem to be under the impression that girls have a sell-by date. You often hear them make comments like- wait until you're 35. Like, what's going to happen? Is life going to be over? Just ridiculous. As if no man is gonna look at her twice after 35. Puhleeze. Whether 35, 55 or 85, she can still dip & do if she so chooses. She'll never run out of guys interested in her, unless she outlives all of them & becomes the oldest woman alive.

Candyrain:
Your aunt must really be HOT!!!

fabolakers:
This Is a filthy lie. I've been using the word copy cat right from primary school. We come even double am self for those wey tight for the work like one of my friend like that. Copy Copy Cat.

ayogabriel:
And mine 2015 @op am challenging you

axiliborha:
the name of this thread should be 8 ways a low self esteemed guy thinks of a a low self esteemed girl cause OP with this your write up that p.Usssy you must beg for it

lma4real:
I ll just use myself as an example,i am about to finish my Msc but still working with my OND from a well known organisation,Nestle to be be precise,my take om is not fixed but the least I can go om wt is 120k...about 300+ take om in November,close to 300k or more take om in december,over 500k tk om in January and 10% of my annual basic salary for leave allowance and many more...All these are notin...we are thinking that it's not possible Bcs of the situation we have found ourself,God bless Nigeria...

Cutehector:
lol leme bust ur bubbles, it aint easy bro... Even ur parents, uncles, anties, won't gv u a dime wen u graduate... Buh on d brighter side, anythn can happen

jamex93:
the best way to feel relief of a tin is to express it


so when u upload them

at least 1 person will care to know wats up and wit DAT care alone u will feel better .........


I hope I try sha

dearpreye:
Thanks for the kind words. You shouldn't get worked up because of that. If anything, that deep concern should make you read very far and wide and keep expanding the horizon. Success is a serious issue. The main purpose for going to school is to have our horizons expanded and further broadened to enable us handle and manage the vicissitudes of life. One must be strong and resilient to make it big in life.

There are great minds on this forum. Thanks to Seun for this platform.

dearpreye:
The minds of people are gradually changing so as to be relevant with the current issues of life. Certificates are no longer an express guarantee of success. Not any more.

An educated person is one who has deployed and developed their minds to a level they can achieve whatever they desire without violating the rights o others.

Just dream big. Work hard. And be determined. God factor.

Michellla:
counter thread coming.

"8 Annoying Things Local Guys Do In Order To Become Civilised Guys"

Hannysmilez:
Hehe. Truth ke? There's no universal truth sugar. What I think is,you're just looking to have fun at the expense of the ladies. You're cool tho,so its all good.