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pbs4real:
dnt mind cutehector, am jez tryna immitate king solomon my mentor dnt worry I will take care of all of ya am capable

Cutehector:
lol d worst tin be say tosyne2much no mention pbs4real moniker.. Check d guy profile u go see the harem of babes wey him dey folow...


https://www.nairaland.com/pbs4real

LordOfTheWeed:
Tosyne2much, God go punish you if you no add my name.. .. .. "show me where pússy lies and you shall find me unfaithful to my situation"

kinglekan:
Tani e?

adeh39:
You better modify that post and add your moniker before I shoot you
Or...you clear dharay99's name and put your own
I'm not joking oo

SirWere:
Oga sir, I remember the day I banged 3 girls the same day........




I was a bad boy then o.......

Baba, you need Jesus ooooo

AlienStar:
Dharay99 no suppose dey that list naa.

Seriously ?

lagmostkuit:
10. Tosyne.2much even though he claims to be a virgin!

I'm not freaked about kitty-cat


Don't quote me oooooo

adeh39:

Wristbangle...which network you dey use?
Tosin I hail ooo...why your moniker no dey that list?
Kinglekan...awon baba niyen...Oba iladi
King.Tom
Dha.ray99?
*faints*

My name cannot be on a list like this

Aminat508:
Tosyne.2much

I'm right here

SirWere:
What da heck? Tosyne,




How can my name not be there

So you sef like am ?

The rule or principle for evaluating and rating them, is based on their comments, views and opinions about relationship and sex

Note This is nothing but fun

Lemme keep the ball rolling

1. Onihaxy

As far as kitty-cat is concerned on this forum as a whole, this dude will always be the Chief Whip. If you browse through his thread in the sexuality section titled "Adebimpe The Facebook Girl; the thread even reach part 6" , you will discover that this dude has even bleeped more than his pop C. However, his story has it that he has bleeped up to 50 ladies within three years. May God deliver him

2. Ronald4lif

This dude will always have contrary opinion about premarital sex. However, he will always embellish premarital sex by twisting and quoting Bible verses just to prove that sex is very vital in every relationship Further more, times without numbers, he has publicly said that he can't date a lady without getting under her skirt. This dude always says he doesn't fancy virgins

3. Naijaboiy

This list is incomplete without this dude. Take for example, if a lady opens a thread seeking advice on how to handle her boyfriend who's bent on having sex with her; Naijaboiy will storm in anger and will mouth-thrash the lady. He has a friend who stays in my area. This dude told me that you will always see various species of ladies hovering in front of Naijaboiy's door, I was like, "are you sure?". This dude can never deny the fact that he loves kitty-cat even more than his course

4. Cutehector

This one holds Bsc in woman wrappering on nairaland. Once a lady quotes him, he will turn your thread to BBM. You will see him asking the lady who quoted him questions like, "how was your nyt ?, have you eaten? You look familiar, etc. I always make sure he's offline before dropping my threads. With these, I think we can deduce that he's also obsessed with what we are talking about

5. Vizkiz

I know him offline. He's a graduate of Ekiti State University. The first day I visited him, I met a lady in his room, come see as the babe dey look me with one kind eyes. I knew she wanted me to fcck off so that they can bleep. This dude barely gets angry. The only thing that gets him angry is if a lady claims she doesn't allow sex in any relationship she goes into . Any thread that has to do with kitty-cat, I can bet my nairaland username that he will be FTC to comment. This one fit bleep chicken if chance dey

6. Dharay99

Information has it that he's a very shy dude offline. Dem say immediately babe follow am enter room, the shyness dey fly comot sharp sharp

7. Wristbangle

Wristwatch, formerly know as Wristwatch, is a graduate and a very creative dude who writes from his personal experiences and lessons learnt from others. Though this dude is a retired kitty-cat lover, but I believe in the saying "only govt officials retire, thieves don't. This dude has the phone numbers and BBM PIN of many romance section ladies. If you are crushing on any lady, just PM him and ask for the lady's phone number or PIN

8. Kinglekan

I know him more than he thinks. He's also a graduate. This dude no dey use eyes see anything "f" . Whether you are a dude hiding under the moniker or not, he doesn't care. Though he doesn't bash ladies sha but he so much loves this thing. Just check his profile and you will see the number of ladies he's following


9. KingTom

This young man is a gynecologist. During an interview conducted sometime this year, this dude said he normally have erection when examining female patients and that he always grab his lab coat just to prevent the lady from noticing. *what a shame !!* This is an indication that his mind is always preoccupied with kitty-cat


10. Feel free to add the last one


I drop my pen at this point


Keep the fun going


*Runs outta thread*

Harbosede02:
oh boy.......wat do u mean??

chocolateme:
ur mind don rotten finish.. I meant you are not the type that goes after all the babes on nairaland ni.

chocolateme:
really?? I understand where u are COMING from.

In other words, you think I like woman shey?

chocolateme:
just views yours, lies it's not you. Seeing your pic for the first time, cute.

And u no fit come dash me one like ?


Back to the topic, I don't really FOLLOW ladies

adeh39:

Omotayor123:
I'm on sick bed right now. Tosyne2.much don give me heart attack.
Aminat508 shey you see wetin adeh39 dey do me After stealing scentmarlc from me

*Faints*

Na joke I just dey joke ooooo

Kingsley1000:


teamvirgins rock


cc toyne2.much

Baba, u suppose know say I go definitely register my presence for this kind thread



OP, I'm a virgin but how come I don't do all these ?


*Nobody should quote me oooo*

Mheesa:
No C.O.C. .I believe anything can happen with God. .Lol. .Uhm. .Short for my native name. .Temisanren(misa). . . Woh all these nigerian names gan . .Just call me Kayla. .Whats ur real name.?

lyntiffany:
you nincompoop go to the cemetery where your brain is buried and dig it up.


If yours tells you when to stand and sit, ours don't and can't dictate for us.
They can air their views but not forcefully imposing it on us. Fool.

Please take it easy ma

softandsweet:
Spare the rod and spoil the child was no coincidence.... flogging is part of discipline, but moderation is the key. And it shouldn't always be regular and most of all, the child should know why he is been punished. At a certain age in children, (2-14 years) words of wisdom sounds like gibberish to children. So after 14 years, you can start talking and advising them.... but till then, when a child is stubborn, and doesn't behave, after advising or telling them what to do, flogging them will not fail to restore them to their factory settings .....

classicB:
I dnt know your type of person

Nelsizzy:
Nah, Aigbedion strt ooo