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AllNaijaBlogger:



Tosyne2.much!!!

Abi wetin man one do?.. Me sef dey guilty of some of these points oooo

mekaboy:
So this what u go to church to do? to observe people so u will make a list of 10 things to post on NL, hoping to make fp.

Rep3nt op. What shall it profit a man to make front page and loose his soul?

MhizDeedy:
lol exactly

When d pastor is preaching like this ehn, u wil see those youths looking around for distraction, they won't be able to leave cus they will look suspicious. Some will start playing with their phones while some will pretend to be asleep, that's when u will nau see those busybody ushers will nau appear nd start complaining or they will be tapping their chairs. Those youths wil nau start conversing with d ushers so as not to listen, some wil ask stupid questions like 'where is d toilet? Sorry I want to go nd check if m stained, can u help me change this money?.

While d pastor is preaching sef,those parents will nau start using different exclamations nd be sighing or be saying 'yes, children of nowadays av no fear of God' ,u wil nau see some ppl's parents that re sitting away from their children will nau put their glasses on dere nose bridge nd be zooming dere children just to see their reaction to what d pastor is preaching

Other youths will cry nd go out for forgiveness nd say they will not engage in such acts again but after d sermon, they continue with their lifestyle.

Youths of nowadays ehn, May God help us all. Amen

icedbeatz:
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww hahahahaha when will you grow up? 2099? so cos he's got sisters he shouldn't opine things the way they are? wow pls plant some knowledge in yourself so that you can grow some sense. Learn to think straight without attaching emotions on everything thats what cry babies and lil girls in matured body do. if there's a fooool here on your post it's you.

One special gift God has given me, is the ability to sense and observe happenings in the society, schools, churches and everywhere I find myself

NB: Please, note that I'm not trying to insinuate that all youths are like this, but a generality/large percentage of them

So let's get started

10 Ways Youths React In Churches When Their Pastors Say They Should Not Engage in Sex

1. They are overly Quiet

I don't know if I'm the only one that has noticed this. This reminds me of our sermon which main thrust of discussion centred on fornication. You need to see the way students were so quiet. The fellowship was twice as quiet as the normal way. They pretended to be seriously concentrating on the message as a disguise for their misdeed. No side talks, nothing nothing

2. They Pay less attention to the Pastor

Specifically, guys are always very timid when sitting beside a chic and their pastor starts warning them against engaging in premarital sex. You will see some of them will bend their heads and will focus on their phones. Dem go enter BBM or whatsapp sharp sharp. This is because the sermon does not interest them


3. They Will Tell Their Friends That The Sermon Was Boring

After such a sermon, on your way to the villa, try ask your peeps if they enjoyed the sermon, and I'm sure that the response you are most likely to get is that, "the pastor just dey fall our hand ni jawe, I no just gbadun the service at all

4. They Adjust their sitting posture

This is not an exaggeration. During such a sermon, some of them will keep adjusting their sitting posture until the sermon ends. They can adjust their sitting posture 200 times before the sermon ends

5. They keep Looking at their wristwatches

Even if the sermon will last for only 10 minutes , it's usually very boring to them. They will keep looking at their wristwatches at intervals, as if they don't want to miss their flight. Their wish is that the preacher should put the sermon to an end so quickly.


6. They Won't Step to the Alta for the Forgiveness Of their Sins

Take example, the pastor asks those who have been swimming in fornication to step to the alta and ask for the forgiveness of their sins. Dem go begin give the pastor one kind strange look like say dem wan beat am up. Despite the fact that we know that we are in an era where sex is the thing invoke; they will not come out laye laye !!!.. In some cases only one or two persons will summon the courage to step out.

7. The Ladies Normally Pay Maximum Attention To The Preacher

Specifically, ladies give maximum attention to the sermon the moment the preacher starts giving them the tricks guy normally use to coarse them into sex and dump them afterwards. You will see the ladies shaking their heads in amazement. While you see the boys looking as if they should grab the pastor and tear him to pieces

8. They look unhappy

I don't know if I'm the only one that has noticed this. During financial prosperity sermon, the church seems to be lively but reverse is the case during fornication sermon. There's an expression of guilt on the faces of virtually all youths (not all though).

9. They Laugh sheepishly

The ones that will keep laughing hysterically, making jest of other ladies in the church that their friends have met with not minding the fact that they're guilty too.


10. Feel free to add the last one

I drop my pen at this point

Happy Sunday peeps

Written by: Tosyne2much

Rapmoney:
I come late o! But Tosyne2much, u try for this one! More kernel pomade to ur elbow

Baba thanks jawe


Happy Sunday

chomytex:
Hehehe..no be for my mouth u go hear am..ask the op.

Rapsainot:
no mb to click that link .... tosyne2much I sight you brown...

Oga Rapsainot, u still dey dis nation so?

chomytex:
Tosyne2much pls come n see..

What's happening here my dear?

kinglekan:
Tosyne u don dey word am for my back bah? Issoryt.

Hahaha

I don rush dey word am for back oooo

kinglekan:
Why dem ban am? And how you take know?

Tomfrench:
baba...why this your write-up, never enter FP

Baba, no be my fault ooooo


Na Dr Lalasticlala get final say ooooo.. If him say no way for FP, na to just dey look oooo

iamkingzlee:
Hahahaha! Why am i just seeing this Jeez!!! I'm so guilty of nos3. But, haba naa... I no dey give God that kind amount. I'm an expertise in nos7 na we run am pass for school! Right from level 1,2 and still counting...

Hahaha


Baba, so u sef follow join the list ?

EmmaFantastic:
Tosin, that's another great one from you! Your threads are always highly insightful, enlightening and incisive, added to the fact that you're dealing da chics "a bloody uppercut"....Mohammed Alli style!
Anyway,to start with, you know it's necessary for people, especially ladies, not to misconstrue you or misinterpret your writings/intentions, not to conclude that you are generalizing or classifying all ladies as the same, because the truth is that not all ladies do some of these nonsense acts that we all know about. In fact, I've even seen some ladies that also condemn these things. Therefore, I'll advise that you should always remember to add to your writings, an "NB"-something like..."Please, note that I'm not trying to insinuate that all ladies are like this, but that a generality/large percentage of them...bla bla bla" You know, the idea is just to let them know that you have no intention of generalizing, so that the few good ones out there will not have wrong impressions about you and hate you. I'm talking like this because I understand your creativity excellently well. But it's not everybody that has my level of understanding or reasons like me.
Also, concerning your listed points, that number 1 is probably the strongest-I say that so often and I've even heard female marriage pastors say that both on TV and in person. So many of them are always looking for what to get and never thinking of what to give. In fact, I got so fed up about that stuff, that anytime one of those self-centered girls try to "rag" from me, I now had a response for them...like the one I told one i.d.i.o.t recently. Just because the owner of the place where she works, is my guy and they all know and interact with me, and she has my number, she just suddenly sent me a message one day that I should send her airtime. I simply told her "you send me airtime, if you do, heaven will not fall and God will not die". Don't be surprised that she stopped interacting with me after that day and I didn't even care a bloody damn, what do I need her interaction for. On my part, I do tell most of my female friends to try not to inculcate disgusting attributes like that-life is give and take, sow and reap, out and in, send and receive and not just get get and get.

adeh39:
Lol.....Me nd u go still put leg for inside one trouser, 1 day

Till then sha......Thumbs up jare....Ori e pe daadaa.....

..e be like say dat mumu girl called Aisha95 don get beef with you before bah?.... because for her to create a new acct just to display her madness and stvpidity on this thread is really suspicious

Wetin you do for am?.....See as she wan get hypertension cos of your matter?

Tosin.....oya whisper am to me abegi.....

I no just wan expose am ni


They hide under female moniker just to expressly attack me. Funny enough, the same people will copy my articles on their blogs.

No matter how they rant, it won't stop me from doing me thing my own way because discouragement is out of my dictionary


One thing I have been able to tackle in life is discouragement

ABEngine:
I was actually hoping you would say something useful. I therefore pronounce you GUILTY AS CHARGED! If you choose to make an appeal, please quote me with 10 reasons you think you do not belong to the class of ladies the OP made mention of. However, you have been found culpable of the above listed items until proven otherwise by competent men.

adeh39:
Swiri...what makes you think his life is evolve around NL, just because he comes up with these threads doesn't mean he didn't have a life offline....do u even know him?....hv u met him before?.......what's your business with his life?

I wonder why some ladies behave foolishly......are you one of the ladies that do some of the things listed up there?........hanhan.....

Okay fine....you went through the thread, saw the lists and u didn't agree with it.....you should have just "hiss" and walk out of the thread without posting a comment....nobody is forcing you to do that.

Instead you started displaying ur foolishless by asking stvpid questions.....

Now tell me why guys won't brand all ladies as the same?.....

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

"Please, quote me if you have something reasonable to say.........Thanks

chigoizie7:
She is enuf disappointment to the parents already.

Someone just told her that she was once in "madonna", I believe she dropped out or expelled, either of the two, that's a bad news to the parents. I also think that she has made the parents go through so much just for her sake alone, thus, refusing to tell them this time. Which ever way, I still think she needs to tell them.


She is in this alone, the boy has already denied her. She needs someone on her side, and that's her mother, but if she does not want to see it that way, good for her.

fatdon2:
Bros didnt your read her signature "Don't message me, I'll never respond"

chigoizie7:
Hhmmmm, I ve made this mistake once. We took care of it. Up till now, I still regret that very action, I should ve stood up and take care of my responsibilities, but NO, I choose the easiest route, may GOD forgive us. I am never proud of what I did.

I ve faced more challenges in life, challenges were I was eager to sacrifice my life for the course I believed in, thank God I survived the jungle. I came to realize that keeping and taking care of the mother and child was a no task for me. Money was not my problem, I was still a student den, I was just irresponsible.(Don't ask me how I make my money).all I know was that I was loaded.



I came to realize that this life was never all about money, it is about being responsible in the real and actual context of being responsible, I failed woefully in that aspect.

My being irresponsible all boiled down to "what will people say? , I can't do dis to my mum, she might die," until I realized that the only thing that does not have a solution is a matter of life and death. Even that sef has a solution as @ some point I never really valued my life.(I was like wats the big deal? Once I am gone I won't know anything happening behind me, life will still go on without me, so wats d big deal?) I stopped thinking about that when I realized that it is not the dead person that feels the pain of death, but people he/she left behind, some might not even come out from d shock of ur death.

All my university days, I had never wanted to give my parents especially my mum any reason to regret aver giving birth to me. thank I never did. But I made so many mistakes which I corrected/took care of.
I know this is also ur fears and regrets.( Don't worry, no one is above mistake)

I ve lived my life the good,bad and ugly. But I am still alive,I still ve a reason to live, because I found out that no one gives a phuck about how u live ur life except urself. Whatever I do, I take responsibility for any action I take in this life and stand by it.

I know this is also ur problem(forget about what people will say).


My point is this.

*what do u want?

*can u stand by ur decisions no matter the odds?

*can u cope even if the boy denies u?

*i ve seen the scapula on ur neck,(u re a staunch roman catholic and maybe ur parents too) now ur fears are,what wll they say? What will people say?

*he is in his finals, if he is serious he wants to keep d baby, he can make it, he can take care of both of u, let him know that education is not all that there is to life, b4 u give birth, he must have graduated.

*u can still carry ur baby without dropping out. Please take the responsibility of what has happened in ur life, @least for once.( Make sure u graduate, prove people wrong, tell them that u re responsible, tell them that what happened was just a mistake which no one is above) but the only way to do it is by being successful ,thrive ,work hard, make sure u are better than ur peers in the society.


*i will advice u keep ur baby. U will not know d joy now, until u give birth.( Joys of motherhood)


*tell ur parents, beg them,they are human, they can carter for u until u graduate. They might reject u now, don't blame them, but once they see ur new baby, they will reconsider.
Tell dem about ur pregnancy, don't hide it, ( adighi ekpuchi afo ime aka).





I feel your pains and your confusion as raising a child is not a child's play.(Financially, psychologically and other wise).

ABEngine:
I was actually hoping you would say something useful. I therefore pronounce you GUILTY AS CHARGED! If you choose to make an appeal, please quote me with 10 reasons you think you do not belong to the class of ladies the OP made mention of. However, you have been found culpable of the above listed items until proven otherwise by competent men.

This is what we call BRUTALITY

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