₦airaland Forum

LadyX:
Yes o! some have a lot of truth. Keep up the good work.

Twaci:
True. But say I choose to ignore the Note, which one u be?

I'll bet on No. 7

Roflwkmd

Why would you bet on No. 7 ?

Note I'm not an Okada man ooooo before people go begin talk say I be Okada rider. I actually work in Shell

10 Categories Of Okada Riders

1. The History Teller
He tells you the challenges he's facing as an okada rider (bad roads & agbero) and he's hoping the roads would be tarred and life would be worth living if Buhari becomes the President

2. The Doublers
He doubles the fare when he spots you and a babe at the bus stop. Let's assume the normal T-fare is N50, the moment he realizes you are paying for her, he insists on collecting N200 because he knows you wouldn't want to fall your hand in the presence of the babe .. Hehehehe wetin con-sign me ? Me I dey follow dem drag price oooo

3. The 419
If you don't know your destination, then he's mostly likely to get the money of a plot of land from you . He charges you so high and takes a longer route so that the journey would be a little bit far

4. The Risk Taker
He's a risk taker indeed. He overtakes trailers and compete with other vehicles on the expressway. Sometimes he rides expertly folding his arms while on a full speed and If you tell him "oga abeg small small ooooo", he replies "calm down bros, no be today I don dey ride okada"

5. The Swearer
No such word exist. He rain curses on motor drivers who fail to give way. Even if you are driving a Range Rover Sport 2014 Model, he no send you at all oooo. When you fail to give way, he's like "Oloshi kuro lona jhooor" meaning way-ray abeg comot for road

6. Gbedu Blaster
This one blasts gbedu and keeps nodding his head like that of agama lizard without focusing on where he's going

7. The Womanizer
He spots a pretty lady and slows down, he's like " omoge ooo fine gan ooooo"

8. The Dirty One
He stinks and you keep wondering if hasn't taken his bath for weeks. He looks so tattered as if he's not making a penny.

9. The Fugitive
He tries to avoid agbero because he wants to outsmart them probably because he doesn't want to pay the daily dues. He tells you " bros abeg I no want make we pass that place because police dey dia".. **oga pack well jhor, na agbero u dey run for jhoooor you stingy he-goat**

10. The Good Samaritan
He relates and talks to you in a kind manner. If your transport fare is not enough, he would still be of help

Feel free to add yours

Written by : tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com

LadyX:
Think i've asked it before

Now u see that no matter how annoying my post is, an element of truth is always contained

LadyX:
Number 7 is a good question. It'll make her know her position.

Hahaha

Do you also ask such a kweshion ?

Adesege:
For where?

Sheyb na u just talk say u dey drive Evoque X6 and u get 5 houses for Banana Island?

Lol. No mind that guy/gurl jhawe. Dem go dey form holy holy, yet na dem worse pass.

We knw people like them na. Sister Nkechi for church but for outside? Na dem they bleep pass.

Mightyguy:
Wel said my bro...haters cn hug d nearest transformer

chymevicks:
Pls OP help us to change the CAPTION of this write up for the sake of numbers 4 and 10. They ain't QUESTIONS

charijee:
Tosyne2much you go die ontop women matter o
*draws his ear*

I don't know what u are talking about my dear

nicekid4u:
Lol guy, u get am. Me I jus keep mute till we depart, after dat I send u somethn #cash to keep u mute. 4 we meet no more

Guy, you are so funny

peteruuu:
bro,wassup na,long time
e don tey wey i don hear from U o





meanwhile,this one na confam o

hensben:
So Na tony2much dey shark you wey make u dey type gullible for every post

Ehn ehn

** Mouth sealed **

Adesege:
Bros, my landlord just send me commot for house. I fit get some change from you make i take rent house, abeq?

Hahahahaha.. Egbon, me sef dey find house rent oooo

Psalmwise:



BUSTED


Lwkmd...pya whisper to me d one u asked... i wont tell anyone

Rajjah:
@op. na u sabi

phemmiebabs:
op na u o,hmmmmmm u don fornicate pass ur age,all dis girls u are f***king,continum,deris God o

Na only once I don bleep oooooo

lordprosh:
Ur own small...my gf talk say make we do secret marriage

But I tell am say no b time for Dat....

Hahahahahaha

U come lata do the secret marriage ?

dicefrost:
Tosyne2much


You have devoted your time to the study and pursuit of women of easy virtue. The ladies you have been with are beggarly classless, and it has given you a narrow and false orientation. You make it sound like girls are robots with a pre-programmed set of behaviours. But the actual problem is that you have the culture of picking the rotten fruits that fall to the ground, maybe because you do not have the patience or skill to climb up the tree, thats were the fresh fruits are............#justhating

CharlesNneji1:
Guys who can't talk to women or woo them always have this wishful thinking that money will make girls like them.

So they say to themselves; "I won't work on my seduction skills. When I get money girls will like me"

PunkyBrewster:
Dude, fvck off. I don't care & this conversation is over. Go foam your scriptures on someone who gives a damn. Bye.

sirlaw2:
Guys, we ar not kids, ar we? Y dnt we do d mature thing and stop quarrelling like gals... (no offence ladies). Tosyn n precious... Come on guys... Truce??

PunkyBrewster:
Oh please, craap is the horseshyt you posted above. Now you're bringing the fvcking bible into this like a true hypocrite. Tell me, do you do everything that the Bible says, mr leviticus? Are you a virgin? Nonsense!

I will do what I want to do, how I want to do it & I don't care what a bunch of hypocritical Jesus freaks have to say about it. Kak!

Fuccking Bible ryt ? Can you just see your life ?

Nigerian ladies who have pattern and have multiple piercing on their body never disappoint me when speaking. They are somewhat rude and ready to devour someone who kicks against the act. She's so rude that she even referred to the Bible as being fccccking.. I smh 4u

Lemme tell you something, this is NIGERIA not western world, when a Nigerian lady tattoos her body, multiple piercing of the ear/nose, wearing of anklet and all that, the impression it gives most people is that you are synonymous to a LovePeddler. I don't want you to believe this assertion.

We must NOT live our life the way we want, else, it would lead us to destruction. Sometimes you have to accept criticism just to know which areas of your life needs adjustment. Take it or leave it

As a matter of fact, statistical evidence showing that an average Nigerian lady who has pattern/multiple piercing is somewhat promiscuous and would make a good fuuucckk

luigiajah:
I understand your plight.. I've been there... My blog's hitting 300plus page views daily.... Search For "10 Things Every Nigerian Blogger Should Know"

luigiajah:
Which problem are you guys encountering on your blogs.. Apart from traffic?

mirexxx:
I don't ask these questions



quote me if u are a fool

Preciousjoz:
who called you a gutter boy? maybe you have a problem with comprehension..your "f" word is the gutter word.of course I didn't expect you to get that anyways since your comprehension skills are so great. read my reply again, this time very slowly.

PunkyBrewster:
[s] I've got a couple of tattoos & piercings myself (ear)...don't see what the big deal is really.

People use different things to express themselves eg. journals etc & some choose to etch special memories on their skin for more permanence, instead of on a piece of paper. The next person may not see much significance to it but the person with the tattoo knows exactly what each symbol means TO THEM. Hence they say don't judge a book by its cover. Rather ask & you might get a better understanding instead of judging from afar.

The ones that I have also have a special meaning to me (my life journey in ink) & I wouldn't remove them for all the judgment in the world because that would be like erasing my experiences. One of them is a phoenix on my left left, which means with every fall I stand (hence the leg area)...just like the phoenix rises from the ashes after it burns. So yeah, it's like using your body as a PERSONAL diary...shouldn't be anyone's business anyway.

Psalmwise:
Guy if na me u tell all dis tinz ah go vex deactivat my nairaland acct and instead view topic as a guest u dnt mess with me STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN

Hahaha bros abeg easy oooo