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Cutehector:
lol no be small gbagaun. Tosyn2much u sef. Lol

Hahahahaha.. No be gbagaun, na impatience dey always worry me when typing

prettythicksme:
lmao!

Missy89:
[s] Loser: He hasn't seen a girl unclad before apart from porn and magazines. He cant ask a girl out and still live with his parent even after college

Sex Starved: He doesn't have a girlfriend and needs something to look at when applying the soap or Vaseline

Creep : He is a creepy individual and gets his kick by storing girls nude picture on his phone (so he can brag to his loser peers)

Immaturity: He thinks the girl does not love him if she hasn't sent one [/s]


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akinsadeez:
Hmmmmm. maybe you should create a thread to help or coach our desperate brothers :p

akinsadeez:
later they will criticise the girls for not replying pms. How will a girl reply 70 hungry and thirsty guys. Some guys just chase every female moniker like e-dogs in heat. quite pathetic. Just like you have asked, are ladies that scarce in their area? smh

akinsadeez:
out of sheer curiosity I took the time to count.

[size=18] You have 70 PMs. 70!!! Never knew there are so many thirsty guys on Nairaland. I have always read about ladies complaining about the number of pms they receive but this is absurd. Na so una dey find girlfriend reach? [/size]

Anyways, now you have the luxury of choosing from so many eligible men. Your boyfriend-less life is over.

Piloeternity:
Its very rampant in Polytechnics a lot!

My sister can testify to this Op

They are very rampant in the Polytechnics ooo

akinsadeez:
This is a funny thread but lemme indulge myself a bit;

to start with, Tosyne2much cannot be king o. all the women in the kingdom will just revolt one day and overthrow him

His character would fit more into the mould of a young, handsome renegade prince that all the young ladies in the kingdom claim to hate but 80% of them are secretly in love with him.

Ronald4lif might fit the role of an old, wise and grizzled king dishing timely and pertinent advice to the people.

Emusmith will be the less loquacious best friend of the prince.

hahahahahahaha

Bros i also look forward to your comments.. you have never disappointed me

Lamispaco:
Maybe for me it would be Tosyne2much as King

Diddydiva as Queen,dat lady no dey rest
No offence though

yungchop:
I dey jare.. You notice say I don port commot for romance section abi?? Werin you self find come here??

From my research and findings, I have come into conclusion that there's a wide margin between womanizing lecturers and non-womanizing lecturers and I don't expect students who have passed through our institutions to doubt the fact that the syndrome of womanizing runs in the veins of about 80% of Nigerian lecturers.

Lecturers are small gods in tertiary institutions because your success/failure lies in their hands and they seem to use it as a leverage to inflict pains on students

Many of them are easy to spot because it's printed all over their faces while some are not easy to spot because they hide under the cloak of GENTLEMEN

Without wasting much time, let's get started

Don't for the title is,

How To Spot A Womanizing Lecturer

1. He Boasts Of His Finances During Lectures I had a lecturer who always boasted of his finances during lectures and I could vividly remember the way he mouth thrashed us during a lecture. He referred to us to BOYS in as much as we can't give N5, 000 to a lady without provocative murmur . He further stressed and advised the ladies never to consider dating us because many of us are still being fed by our parents.

2. He Gives Ride To Female Students
He doesn't care you if you melt under an intense sun but the moment he spots a female student standing at the bus stop whom he wants to exercise his womanizing skill on, he stops and tells her to hop in

3. He Runs Female Students On Errands
Not all lecturers approach female students directly because of their status. If he doesn't know how to approach a female student in the midst of other students, he calls and runs her on errand and tells her to bring it to his office.. Hahaha way-ray

4. He Digress During Lectures
I don't know if you are also familiar lecturers who digress leaving the main subject permanently during lectures, that is, he leaves the main subject and starts advising male students on how they should be more concerned about making money so that ladies would be the ones doing the chase just as ladies are chasing him because he's got the money and all it takes to make a woman trip. He however uses this method to catch the attention of the female students

5. He Doesn't Appreciate Your Effort
He's easy to spot if he happens to be your project supervisor. He would always disapprove your chapters no matter how hard you try. He does this just to signal to you that you should dance to his tune else you will carry the project over

6. 'He is mean with mark
My little research about womanizing lecturers is that, they are so mean with grades. That is, you worked so hard and deserve an "A" but he would give you a "" and expects you to come to his office and lodge complain

7. He Wants The Phone No. Of All Students
During my first year in the Polytechnic, I was so shocked when one of our lecturers asked us to include our phone numbers in the attendance sheet during a test. Report later reached us that he rang up some female students asking them to come and see him in his office cos they failed the test. (We guys are still expecting his call till date )

8. He Tells The Class Rep. To Announce To The Class That They All Failed
Not all lecturers do this because they want to extort students. Some however do this because ladies are very emotional and would come gracing the floor just to scale through. (Na dia e go bleep dem)

9. He Helps Ladies In The Exam Hall
If you are very observant, you would notice that womanizing lecturers are so strict to guys in the hall and act otherwise to the ladies. That is, he collects your booklet when you make any form of contact and order you out of the hall but if it were to be the female students, he pretends he didn't see them even when they are obviously making contacts.

10. He Commands With Boldness
Womanizing lecturers are overly bold (as in, dem dey bold die ). He might ask for your name in the presence of other students and tells you to come and see him in his office

I drop my pen at this point

Pls feel free to add yours and sharing your encounter with them would be a good idea

Composed and written by: Tosyne2much

http://tosyne2much..com/2015/02/how-to-spot-womanizing-lecturer.html

Missmossy:
Hmmm the former. Why do you ask?

Thought was much.. I just felt I should ask ni

#NO-WOMAN WRAPPERING#

Evathyst:
lyk seriously? Maybe because I've been taken by another nairalander. U care to guess who that lucky guy is

Missmossy:
I just dey ooo

Evathyst:
Yo man! I'm cool!

Ds one wey u look my face today, wetin do all ur Nland babes wey no dey gree u see road?

I dey always look your face oooooh .... Na you don dey claim hard to get since the time of Soddom and Gommarah

samflexxy:
me sef I never collect my own when I collect baba I go consider selling o since our vote no go count so why we go keep the stuff up on down

myouri:
Hehe..she looks dollicious. Mi likey .

Evathyst:
Mama what?

Abeg no talk wetin u no know o! She's only called mama bakassi on the pages of newspaper. But on the streets of bakassi, especially in Esighi, Ikang, Ifiang-Nsung, Ikoti-wang, na mama militant.

It was tru her connections militants carved a niche for themselves in bakassi. They have become so powerful that even our military can't dare them there.

As regards the bakassi land which Nigeria ceded to cameroun, make I no talk pass my mouth cos I want my parents to enjoy my success. Just go*gle 'Green tree agreement' u'll find a clue.

Anyways, the evil that women do live after them...

obi4eze:

obi4eze:
So you sef dey reach here?

bros me sef follow join list oooooo... Guys just gat bankrupt Merrybet ni ooooo

citizenyemi:
Not a must i look for babes in my area. I'm spreading my tentacles . What matters is finding a special friend

Oyah make me sef spread my tentacles on this thread

yungchop:
What do you think

Missmossy:
And where's the supposed baby bump? Huh

naijaboiy:
it depends on the circumstance concerning it.

samflexxy:
I can attest to this fact am in support of GEJ not pdp they are buying pvc for #10 in my state

Baba God we need help

Nigeria need your help o

citizenyemi:
What's funny?