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MzNelly:
Sex is more or less like making a covenant; especially one done with a virgin.

Figure it out

ERCROSS:
Baba , na skool tinz ooo.
I dey login but I no dey comment ni...
Kudos to u jare... Mr popularjingo

ERCROSS:
**Catches him as he fall**...
U be my person naa, I no fit watch make u take laugh kill urself...

Make we share d laugh naa...




Paddy mi...hw far naa

spanzed:
Naso oga mi.....if I die now she go dey live her life and vice-versa if it had been my wife that would have been better.

spanzed:
pls are they in possession of ammunition or weapons?? If Yes I would have to plead with them but if otherwise their number would determine if I would fight for her make dem no go kill me b'cos of one babe ...we have our life to live...

lwkmd roflmao lolxxx

ghost1718:
this why i support ladies, MR man why didn't u put my name there?? No worry mr nairaland. Go soon come-make i vote for u

JeffreyJamez:
most of the peeps who frequent threads like this on nl have lost touch with reality...when they are faced with real life challenges they will discover that life is not about following a list you saw on NL.

AgapeCharis:
Lol

Not all ladies with big boobs are attractive though but if you're attractive and have it in the right proportion, then it's a plus.

[s] If you're flat-chested as a lady, not to worry because I've met guys that prefer the flat-chested. [/s]

There's a kind of beauty that comes with big boobs sha

I never wanted to put this up because I don't want to be seen as a misogynist but since guys urged me to come up with a counter thread, I just had no choice than to carry out my assignment.

This write-up is NOT a direct counter thread but it is equivalent to the former one created by Ladyx (the aspiring female version of Tosyne2much). Hehehe !!!

Writing about their characteristics would be so difficult because many would claim it's only a mere assumption so I decided to come up with their claims

I ought to have made this list 22 just like the former one but I felt it would be so boring, so here are just 15 points

Note The former thread dedicated to us was a peaceful one and we just laughed it out and acted matured. It would be so silly and childish of you if you find this write-up offensive

I think I'm done with the prologue. Now let's sit down, relax and know the claims of nairaland ladies

Don't forget the title is,

15 Claims Of Nairaland Ladies

1. I'm a Virgin
Many nairaland ladies claim they are virgins and would never be gullible to the extent of opening their legs for their boyfriends. Research has also shown that there are about 90% virgins of the whole population (The statistics is based on their claims)

2.. I Cannot Woo A Guy
They also claim they would rather die in silence than make their intentions know to guys. They claim they have so many toasters stalking them both online and offlines, therefore, wooing a guy is a NO NO for them

3. No guy can dump me
Yeah almost every lady claims she has never be dumped and would never be. I don't have much to say about this before they call me a misogynist

4. I don't ask guys for money
I have my own money and I'm an independent lady. Even my boyfriend knows I don't ask him for money

5. Is Sex Love ?
When you see threads created by guys seeking advice on how to handle their girlfriends who doesn't want sex.. Our ladies would storm on the thread and they would be like, is sex love ? If you really like her then you need not demand for sex, or if you really love her, then you should wait till wedding night

6. I don't reply Pms
They normally pride themselves by the avalanche of Pms they receive on a daily basis. They are like, so many guys are disturbing me with Pms but I don't bother to check my mail so I don't reply them

7. My Husband Owns My Virginity
The larger percentage of those who claim they are virgins always claim they promise to lose it to their husbands on their wedding night

8. Guys Bash ladies so much
If you are known for truth, I can tell you that the number of ladies that would hate you will definitely outweigh those that would like you. However, When you voice out your opinions about ladies and you hit the right spot and they find it very uncomfortable, they quickly flare up in anger and start calling you all sort of names like, you are a misogynist , female hater and all that

9. I'm only here to catch fun
I have my boyfriend and I'm happy with him. I'm only here to catch fun and nothing more.

10. I'm Not A Boring Lady
Yes many of the claim they can hold good conversation during a chat, just that they use monosyllabic replies for guys they are not into (e.g yap u ? 5n u? Kul u? Etc)

11. I Cannot Date A Broke Guy
Almost every lady claims she needs financially security and would never give green light to broke niqqas. They sometimes further stress that they are most likely to be dumped as soon as we become rich

12. A Mature Man Sees Beyond What A Lady Has Under Her Skirt
Yeah if you are very very familiar with the ladies, you would see that they use to claim that no matter the wideness of a lady's kitty, a mature man doesn't care. Let me end it here before I implicate myself

13. Nairaland Guys Are Not Caring
They always claim we are uncaring may because many us always claim we cannot wash our girlfriend panties and all that

14. Nairaland guys love sex so much
Yes they always claim our world revolved under their skirts.

15. I'm A Wife Material
Most nairaland babes often claim they've got all the qualities men want, every the ill-mannered ones are not left out

I drop my pen at this point

If you think you are familiar with their claims, please free to add yours

Written by: Tosyne2much

Motivated by: Nairaland guys

Special thanks to: Diddydiva, Naijaboiy, akinsadeez, Psalmwise, lalasticlala, Englishmart, aanumama, ghost1718 Ladyx, falconey, Purity01, joseph1832, laykorn, searching4love, Leitner

Kachisbarbie:
I greet you joor.
Hope you have a kiddie somewhere too?

Oh...I forgot.
You're a virgin.

ehhnnn did u say virgin ? hahaha

Kachisbarbie:
So?

In a nutshell they are still "community-boyfriends/potentials".


Babez can still aspire...

Aunti kachisbarbie i hail oooo

Muzikluva:
aww ur class governor no crius o.#some lecturers are always behaving like they never went to school#

Franchise21:
Lolz cos wiv d pics I saw wen u were contesting, I knw u ain't tall. just average

Franchise21:
Wicked lecturers. With this, I can proudly say d lecturers in my schl r lenient

Franchise21:
U re trying to tell us dat u re tall... lolz

Muzikluva:
as long as the lecturer doesn't knw ur name en,ur classmates go coperate dem no go tok.A guy did it in my dept wen we were in 200l and wi all kept mute,d lecturer vex komot ni

when i told him my name, he turned to the class and asked if that was truly my name but hey were all looking.. Only my class Governor nodded his head

tzoracle:
ps dont make me lose my respect for u,f u dont understand his context tell him to expantiaite. He wasnt disproving ur statement

DuchessLily:
Sexual harassment..... But God showed him HE is gr8r than him

I hope he didnt bleep you ?

Muzikluva:
e ask 4 ur name u kun giv am??chooi guy na to pick race ni o

hahahahahahaha lwkkmd

pick race ke ? I popular well dor the dept oooooooo

Creamish:
Datz exactly wat he said...I dint bother asking him what he meant. U can go ask him tho.. Ben Ogbonna ABSU.

Creamish:
I was so sure I wuld ace my Yr1 Statistics exam cos maths has always been one of my fave subjects. The lady who dubbed from me had a "B". I got an "F". I went to meet the Lecturer to inquire on the reason and he smiled and said " U know wat to do naa. "

....well... I dint do it and he failed me.

I carried it over and Aced it in my 2nd year (with a diff lecturer).

dafil22:
My project supervisor gave me a C. Can u beat dt? Afta all d suffer to work on it

Blackett:
Nah. The best way to make her not get hurt is to let her dump you.


Change your ways, start acting weird, Piss her off to the extent she can't bear it anymore.

Let her dump you thinking it was the best decision of her life.

Twaci:
Dey there make khaki dey wear u. Smh for u...

safarigirl:
it's not like anybody will take a disclaimer seriously.

If the only way to make a thread interesting is by attacking the person of the writer, then let the thread be boring.....intellectual people know how to tackle any thread without pettiness.

Tosyne2much does threads that are simple and straightforward, they don't require deep thought or any thought at all, so people like you would enjoy such.

And now that you've attacked me, go find some other thread to soothe the headache you must have gotten from reading mine

searching4love:
My oga for 10 types of........ Lists


How far na

mirexxx:
why u no go laugh when na babes dem bash??!
wetin nl babe do you??
u can always tell me