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ireneony:Hahahahaha lwkmd I don taya |
Guys lemme keep the ball rolling This happened when MEN were BOYS. Before I start. Guys, she wasnt really my gf. I was trying to gain her love but I wasn't getting the attention I needed. Heheheh It was her birthday and I called to wish her happy birthday and that I would really like to see her but she kept giving unending busy excuses. When it was around 6pm, I called and told her I went to Mr Fans to get her stuffs as her birthday present and I would really like to deliver the stuffs to her that evening. See babe wey don dey claim "BUSY" started calling and flashing repeatedly as if her life depended on me. Hehehehehe I quickly went to a nearby shop and bought her birthday card, while I was in the shop, she was just bombarding me with calls that she was waiting for me on her street. I left the shop and headed to her street. The moment she saw me, joy was registered on her face but one thing I noticed was that, the moment I got close to her, her facial expression changed because she couldn't see me holding item 7 During the process of our conversation, it was written over her face that she was expectantly waiting for the stuffs I told I was coming with, I wished her "happy birthday" and handed over the birthday card to her. She reluctantly received the card, shook her head in disappointment and discharged me as quickly as possible.. Wetin con-sign me ? Heheehe We dismissed and few hours later I called to know how her night was going but she never picked my call Guys have you ever bought/given recharge card, material stuffs, transport fare and she felt disappointed because she expected more ? Pls share ur experiences Note: No lies plsssss |
naijaboiy:bwahahahha lwkmd roflwkmd Oga, na wa 4u ooooo |
sinaj:I for fear ![]() |
sinaj:are you implying you are still a _____ ? |
This thread is not for me.. Lemme wait for a counter thread cos I don't even know what kitty cat looks like |
ronald4lif:Abeg leave that babe ooooo If she requested for ipad you go call her gold digger. hehehehe |
mizkeleke:Ooooyah I'm still waiting oooo ![]() |
mizkeleke:Oya send me ur bank account details lemme deposit the teddy bear into it |
bobolizim:hahhhhaahahahaha.. Abeg no implicate me ooooo I no be Mod ooooooo |
mizkeleke:What would u like as gift ? ![]() |
You might have noticed this too. I don't know if many of them ask that question just to make you make promises or give them assurance that you will dump them Though not all of them ask this question (to each lady her own style of asking),. Some would start shedding tears profusely after the deed and you just have to keep begging for forgiveness and start saying sweet words Ladies in the house, pls could you shed more light on this Guys have you ever experienced this ? ** Let pretence begin** |
Ephemmm:hahaha.. This is funny |
defendedvictim:hahahahahahahaha roflwkmd lmao.. Chaii I don too laf oooo ![]() |
kullozone:Broda mi, the funniest thing is that, the people I embrace with open arms are actually the ones beefing and opening threads to tarnish my image. Those who don't have the courage to open bashng thread would storm on my threads and mouth thrash it God pass them sha |
MzzTega:hahaha You mean yu have been expecting me to come up with this kinda of thread ? ![]() |
Kolade354:Bisola is allergic to the list. She doesn't do all that.. Hehehe |
All I see around is valentine this, valentine that so I decided to drop mine Guys, val is approaching and many ladies are obsessed with val and are looking for guys to exercise their maga-rizm skills on or conceal under the cloak of valentine's celebration. Many of them overhype this val of a thing as if it's the day Jesus Christ will descend from Heaven Now is the time many of them will screw you up and change their wardrobe, mobile phones and other perishable parameters. If you fall victim, na you sabi oooo. Many of them now resort to being nice, friendly and caring while some of them will even accept your proposal and you'd be like **Omo this babe don finally love-up sha" ** If I hear** Abeg if you notice these things, abeg run faster more than your legs can carry you 1. You have been wooing her since the time of Soddom and Gommorah and she has been declining but she finally agrees to date you this week, my bros abeg tear speed ooooo 2. You jokingly called her your sweet heart but she flared up in anger and stopped chatting with you. This week, she starts up a chat with " sweetpie you just ignored me all this while"... Oga grab race ooooo 3. She called you all of a sudden and started acting like your GF and even uses your picture(s) as DP 4. She starts telling you her bf is fucking up and she needs a time out. Bro, why must the conincident happen this period ?. Guys, carry bajaj run oooo 5. She agrees to spend val's day with you on the condition that she will not come to your house but an eatery. Guy, tear speed oooo 6. She has been using monosyllabic replies for you and suddenly becomes a lively chatter and doesn't make use of monosyllabic words to reply anymore. This is just one of those signs that you might just be maggad 7. You have invited her over to your place several times but she wouldn't show up. Now you invited her over and she quickly obliged on the account that you will take her out on val's day. Ooooh boi, abeg tear speed oooo 8. She's a temperamental person and gets angry at slight provocation. You have provoked her in so many ways but she wouldn't just get angry.. Ooooooh boy, no be me suppose tell you say you suppose run oooo 9. You can't remembered when last she flashed you but recently, she called and ask you how you are celebrating val.. My guy, you know what to do next Guys feel free to add yours ** Don't just read without adding yours **Written by: Tosyne2much |
Fabdedon, you are the da bomb jhor.. Kudos bro I laf so tey water dey comot for my eyes |
blessedvisky:Maa rush book space first.. Hehehe ![]() |
Rapmoney:Thanks so much bro ![]() |
prettythicksme:I have never stared at a babe in the church b4 ![]() |
wunmi590:That's the way our lecturers are I remembered one said, I need your handout definition |
ramalot:God bless you bro.. You saved me from typing stress La cram La pour principles applied just to get good grades is the main reason why the numbers of half baked graduates will always outweigh the numbers of the fully baked ones. However, you will lack confidence if your life revolves around cramming and it fails you There's a dude rocking my dept with this cramming principle of a thing. I remembered a time he sat beside me during a test. He must have crammed his life out when the lecturer asked a brain storming question which requires high level of thinking NOT cramming. You won't believe this dude was just hissing because cramming principles had failed till he ran out of time |
MizMyColi:That's one thing I like u for.. Well, to each his own gifts and talents |
MizMyColi:Eku ojo meta means, long time no see Btw, I want to learn how to write Epistle. So pls what do I need to read and how do I go about it ? ![]() |
Madam MizMyColi, eku ojo meta ![]() |
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and the clueless guy bought me set of panties
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