Romance › Re: For Those That Don't Have Val or Girfriend/Boyfriend by tosyne2much(m): 11:05pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
ronald4lif: See you
No be you upload your lewa baby pic some few weeks ago? 
I just dey for your coconut tree dey watch hiannnn !!! My coconut tree ?
Bros abeg I no want make you take possession of my coconut tree ooooh.. E beta make u come down abeg |
Romance › Re: Guys Y Do U Always Stare At Ladies In Church? by tosyne2much(m): 11:01pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Aunty Prettythicksme, I have no understanding of what you are talking about  |
Romance › Re: For Those That Don't Have Val or Girfriend/Boyfriend by tosyne2much(m): 10:28pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Lemme book a space since I gat none  |
Food › Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by tosyne2much(m): 10:13pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Nice write-up babate3e
Number 4 tho . |
Nairaland General › Re: Exposed: Nneka123's Real Identity by tosyne2much(m): 8:18pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Any Church Who Is Collecting Tithe Is Not A Church, But A Synagogue by tosyne2much(m): 1:30pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Haha |
Romance › Re: Which Romancelander Always Puts A Frown On Your Face When They Comment by tosyne2much(m): 1:24pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Hmmmm !!!  |
Christianity Etc › Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by tosyne2much(op): 12:54pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
agoadiv: op pm mi wen dis makes front page  hahahahaha... What if it doesn't make FP ? |
Christianity Etc › Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by tosyne2much(op): 12:46pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
ArchEnemy:
well done op. Permit me to add
- those who go to church to sleep.
- those who go to church to market their goods...they come with their stuffs in their vehicle. Addendum: they are also called bench warmers Thanks so much bro |
Christianity Etc › Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by tosyne2much(op): 12:28pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
sholikay: *incantatiön mode activated*..oun taba wi fogbo ni ogbo ngbo,oun taba wi fogba logba ngba..ago meji osan ni omo primary skul jade..enikan ki n na breadi..oya ki n ba ra mi ni front page nisinsin yi o..offfeeeeee!!!. bawo ni ose mo wipe oma de FP ? |
Christianity Etc › You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by tosyne2much(op): 12:14pm On Feb 08, 2015*. Modified: 12:33pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
I know so many people will be amazed to see me come up with this kind of write-up. I'm just that type of person that respects God so never judge a book by its cover
When men were still BABY Christians, I remembered things my friends used to do during and after church service which are not the prospect for serious minded Christians. If you are guilty of charge please turn a new leaf today.
1. He returns back from the church, he drops his Bible and after eating, he opens his video folder and start watching porn. Without deceiving yourself, you only went to church to waste your time
2. He/she leaves church premises and starts mouth thrashing the choir that their singing skills is poor and how they were singing off key
3. He/she walks out of the church because he/she finds the sermon boring. You should have bought Night of a thousand laugh CD and watch it at home rather than expecting the pastor to spice up the sermon with jokes
4. Your are seated beside someone you've got beef with and the pastor tells you to exchange greetings or prophesy something good to the life to the person sitting next to you but you refused cos you are keeping malice with that person
5. You were busy gazing at a pretty young lady while praise and worship was going on. After the church service, you went to her and exercised your wooing skills. My brother, you are really a joker
6. I remembered when one of our church members who happened to be my friend walked into the church at late hour. I tried to usher him to a vacant seat when he whispered to me " Tosyne abeg put me for where babes dey oooo", I just smiled and ushered him to a row loaded with guys . After the service, he came to me and told me I fuccked up. If you are guilty of this I'm sorry you are only attending church service for the fun of it
7. You PING at regular intervals, that is, from the beginning of the service to the end, I'm sorry you only went to church probably because you don't want to be seen staying at home
8. If the driving motive behind your presence in church is only to charge your mobile phone and the moment it's full, off you go. I'm sorry it's just one of those things
9. You go to church no doubt but you return home, you just can't remember the topic of the sermon or any Bible verse
Happy Sunday fellas
God bless you all
Written by : Tosyne2much
More at http://tosyne2much..com |
Romance › Re: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by tosyne2much(op): 11:28pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
Penboy: big bro, he might be our student o..
But na jumpology dey give am to sturdy. . Bros no be so ooooo |
Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by tosyne2much(m): 1:40pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
misshoree: how have u been? i have been so fine dear. what bout u too ? |
Romance › Re: Letter To Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 1:28pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
Lamispaco: believe me I have no beef or got any hatred for you or whatsoever,I like what you write just detest the format you make the write ups. #1LOVE Thank you bro. God bless |
Romance › Re: Letter To Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 1:28pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
PervyByNature: doesnt reek of anything. u write rubbish. peroid. start using ur head. Thanks bro |
Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by tosyne2much(m): 1:17pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
misshoree: hmmm,tell me another lie I'm serious jhooooor  |
Romance › Re: Letter To Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 1:13pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
alberto2k: Tosyne2much... Do the needful
And Just ignore dem haterz.. 
Let them create their own sensible thread na hehehehehe  my boss, i dont need to do the needful here.. there"s an atom of sense in what he said just that his post reeks of hatred and enmity |
Romance › Re: Letter To Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 1:01pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
diddydiva: dear customer, your transaction is being process at the moment pls wait for some time
waiting patiently for the ever mature Tosyne 2much to answer this
#eating cookies There's nothing to say my dear. he who wants to win the race of life must be ready to accept criticism  |
Romance › Re: Letter To Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 12:58pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
Una welldone here ooooo  OP, thanks so much.. I really appreciate ur courage |
Romance › Re: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by tosyne2much(op): 2:03am On Feb 07, 2015 |
mizkeleke: Lemme bash my sisters a little.
Most of those girls in no sex relationship claiming virgins are actually sum1 else's sex machine. meaning you are not even a virgin ? *shaking my head in disappointment*  |
Romance › Re: 10 Characters Young Guys Exhibit When Trying To Get Under The Pant Of A Lady by tosyne2much(op): 1:52am On Feb 07, 2015 |
mizkeleke: hehehehehe this got me cracking. BTW my boyfriend doesn't exhibit these characters are u sure ?  |
Nairaland General › Re: Which Nairalander Do You Like And Why? by tosyne2much(m): 1:38am On Feb 07, 2015 |
Una weldone here mizkeleke you are sighted  |
Romance › Re: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by tosyne2much(op): 11:31pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Tobilastik: exam wey go dy make person sweat under A.C
THANK God I conquered it sha.. are u our student ?? I'm not your student bro  |
Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by tosyne2much(m): 11:15pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
misshoree: se yu know how many places have called ur moniker That u didn't reply me I'm sowi jawe.. My network has been so bad lately |
Education › Re: Categories Of Students That Carry Expo In The University/polytechnic by tosyne2much(op): 11:08pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
MRAbudant: your mode of writing made me cast doubt on your claim, what course did u study and from which alma maters? so what are you driving at ?
U wan dey show yourself ? Do you need a prophet to tell you it was just a mere joke |
Romance › Re: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by tosyne2much(op): 10:41pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Tobilastik: tosyne2much that Oau post utme stuff got me laughing ...u don do m b4?? Chai! that tin no b beans Egbon those ppl post UME use style hard ooo |
Romance › Re: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by tosyne2much(op): 9:56pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Chuksteric: Op, Ehm. .......is your girlfriend a virgin? Hahahaha
Why u ask dat kweshion ?  |
Romance › Re: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by tosyne2much(op): 9:14pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
martolux: even on ur PC? how old are you?? hahaha roflwkmd lwkmd  |
Romance › Re: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by tosyne2much(op): 8:47pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Kenneth205: U see what Tosyne2much hv caused  Bros I see am ooooo.. See how the guy just dey para
Guys love kitty-cat since the time of Soddom and Gommarah  |
Romance › Re: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by tosyne2much(op): 8:20pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Yemike: u are very correct, but the part i don't understand is u claiming to be virgin. Bross there is God o. Anyway i can't be involve in a no sex relationship cuz the moment the lady step into my rum i can afford just ten minute to let her refresh herself and after that; omo penetration don start niyen nah music u go dey hear. All of this is just because I HATE GALS CLAIMING THAT POINT NUMBER FOUR! hahaha  |
Romance › Re: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by tosyne2much(op): 8:14pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Dahjhi:
Tosyne claiming virgin? he don't dare  I'm telling you the truth.. I haven't even seen a mature lady's unclothedness b4  |
Romance › Re: What Du U Ladies Like In A Guy Self And Vice Versa by tosyne2much(m): 7:32pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
prettythicksme: hmmmm u really curious about my moniker. I'm all ears oooooo  |