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Romance › Re: For Those That Don't Have Val or Girfriend/Boyfriend by tosyne2much(m): 11:05pm On Feb 08, 2015
ronald4lif:
See you undecided

No be you upload your lewa baby pic some few weeks ago? wink

I just dey for your coconut tree dey watch
hiannnn !!! My coconut tree ?

Bros abeg I no want make you take possession of my coconut tree ooooh.. E beta make u come down abeg
Romance › Re: Guys Y Do U Always Stare At Ladies In Church? by tosyne2much(m): 11:01pm On Feb 08, 2015
Aunty Prettythicksme, I have no understanding of what you are talking about wink
Romance › Re: For Those That Don't Have Val or Girfriend/Boyfriend by tosyne2much(m): 10:28pm On Feb 08, 2015
Lemme book a space since I gat none cool
Food › Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by tosyne2much(m): 10:13pm On Feb 08, 2015
Nice write-up babate3e

Number 4 tho grin.
Nairaland General › Re: Exposed: Nneka123's Real Identity by tosyne2much(m): 8:18pm On Feb 08, 2015
ifex370:
I smell beef amongst the ladies angry

















Every body in this thread is jobless... Including me .... Mtcheew




MA go find work sef... Lurbbish angry
roflwkmd lwkmd grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Any Church Who Is Collecting Tithe Is Not A Church, But A Synagogue by tosyne2much(m): 1:30pm On Feb 08, 2015
Haha
Romance › Re: Which Romancelander Always Puts A Frown On Your Face When They Comment by tosyne2much(m): 1:24pm On Feb 08, 2015
Hmmmm !!! grin
Christianity Etc › Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by tosyne2much(op): 12:54pm On Feb 08, 2015
agoadiv:
op pm mi wen dis makes front page grin
hahahahaha... What if it doesn't make FP ?
Christianity Etc › Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by tosyne2much(op): 12:46pm On Feb 08, 2015
ArchEnemy:
smiley well done op.
Permit me to add

- those who go to church to sleep.

- those who go to church to market their goods...they come with their stuffs in their vehicle.
Addendum: they are also called bench warmers
Thanks so much bro
Christianity Etc › Re: You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by tosyne2much(op): 12:28pm On Feb 08, 2015
sholikay:
*incantatiön mode activated*..oun taba wi fogbo ni ogbo ngbo,oun taba wi fogba logba ngba..ago meji osan ni omo primary skul jade..enikan ki n na breadi..oya ki n ba ra mi ni front page nisinsin yi o..offfeeeeee!!!.
bawo ni ose mo wipe oma de FP ?
Christianity Etc › You Went To Church For Fun If You Exhibit These Characters During/after Service by tosyne2much(op):
I know so many people will be amazed to see me come up with this kind of write-up. I'm just that type of person that respects God so never judge a book by its cover wink

When men were still BABY Christians, I remembered things my friends used to do during and after church service which are not the prospect for serious minded Christians. If you are guilty of charge please turn a new leaf today.

1. He returns back from the church, he drops his Bible and after eating, he opens his video folder and start watching porn. Without deceiving yourself, you only went to church to waste your time

2. He/she leaves church premises and starts mouth thrashing the choir that their singing skills is poor and how they were singing off key

3. He/she walks out of the church because he/she finds the sermon boring. You should have bought Night of a thousand laugh CD and watch it at home rather than expecting the pastor to spice up the sermon with jokes

4. Your are seated beside someone you've got beef with and the pastor tells you to exchange greetings or prophesy something good to the life to the person sitting next to you but you refused cos you are keeping malice with that person

5. You were busy gazing at a pretty young lady while praise and worship was going on. After the church service, you went to her and exercised your wooing skills. My brother, you are really a joker

6. I remembered when one of our church members who happened to be my friend walked into the church at late hour. I tried to usher him to a vacant seat when he whispered to me " Tosyne abeg put me for where babes dey oooo", I just smiled and ushered him to a row loaded with guys cheesy. After the service, he came to me and told me I fuccked up. If you are guilty of this I'm sorry you are only attending church service for the fun of it

7. You PING at regular intervals, that is, from the beginning of the service to the end, I'm sorry you only went to church probably because you don't want to be seen staying at home

8. If the driving motive behind your presence in church is only to charge your mobile phone and the moment it's full, off you go. I'm sorry it's just one of those things

9. You go to church no doubt but you return home, you just can't remember the topic of the sermon or any Bible verse

Happy Sunday fellas

God bless you all

Written by : Tosyne2much

More at http://tosyne2much..com
Romance › Re: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by tosyne2much(op): 11:28pm On Feb 07, 2015
Penboy:
big bro, he might be our student o..




But na jumpology dey give am to sturdy.
. Bros no be so ooooo grin
Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by tosyne2much(m): 1:40pm On Feb 07, 2015
misshoree:
how have u been?
i have been so fine dear. what bout u too ?
Romance › Re: Letter To Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 1:28pm On Feb 07, 2015
Lamispaco:
believe me I have no beef or got any hatred for you or whatsoever,I like what you write just detest the format you make the write ups. #1LOVE
Thank you bro. God bless
Romance › Re: Letter To Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 1:28pm On Feb 07, 2015
PervyByNature:
doesnt reek of anything. u write rubbish. peroid. start using ur head.
Thanks bro
Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by tosyne2much(m): 1:17pm On Feb 07, 2015
misshoree:
hmmm,tell me another lie
I'm serious jhooooor wink
Romance › Re: Letter To Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 1:13pm On Feb 07, 2015
alberto2k:
Tosyne2much... Do the needful

And Just ignore dem haterz.. smiley

Let them create their own sensible thread na
hehehehehe cheesy

my boss, i dont need to do the needful here.. there"s an atom of sense in what he said just that his post reeks of hatred and enmity
Romance › Re: Letter To Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 1:01pm On Feb 07, 2015
diddydiva:
dear customer, your transaction is being process at the moment pls wait for some time

waiting patiently for the ever mature Tosyne 2much to answer this

#eating cookies
There's nothing to say my dear. he who wants to win the race of life must be ready to accept criticism cool
Romance › Re: Letter To Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 12:58pm On Feb 07, 2015
Una welldone here ooooo cool

OP, thanks so much.. I really appreciate ur courage
Romance › Re: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by tosyne2much(op): 2:03am On Feb 07, 2015
mizkeleke:
Lemme bash my sisters a little.

Most of those girls in no sex relationship claiming virgins are actually sum1 else's sex machine.
meaning you are not even a virgin ? *shaking my head in disappointment* tongue
Romance › Re: 10 Characters Young Guys Exhibit When Trying To Get Under The Pant Of A Lady by tosyne2much(op): 1:52am On Feb 07, 2015
mizkeleke:
hehehehehe this got me cracking.
BTW my boyfriend doesn't exhibit these characters
are u sure ? wink
Nairaland General › Re: Which Nairalander Do You Like And Why? by tosyne2much(m): 1:38am On Feb 07, 2015
Una weldone here grin

mizkeleke you are sighted wink
Romance › Re: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by tosyne2much(op): 11:31pm On Feb 06, 2015
Tobilastik:
exam wey go dy make person sweat under A.C grin

THANK God I conquered it sha..
are u our student ??
I'm not your student bro cool
Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by tosyne2much(m): 11:15pm On Feb 06, 2015
misshoree:
se yu know how many places have called ur monikerhuh That u didn't reply me
I'm sowi jawe.. My network has been so bad lately
Education › Re: Categories Of Students That Carry Expo In The University/polytechnic by tosyne2much(op): 11:08pm On Feb 06, 2015
MRAbudant:
your mode of writing made me cast doubt on your claim, what course did u study and from which alma maters?
so what are you driving at ?

U wan dey show yourself ? Do you need a prophet to tell you it was just a mere joke
Romance › Re: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by tosyne2much(op): 10:41pm On Feb 06, 2015
Tobilastik:
tosyne2much
that Oau post utme stuff got me laughing ...u don do m b4?? Chai! that tin no b beans
Egbon those ppl post UME use style hard ooo
Romance › Re: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by tosyne2much(op): 9:56pm On Feb 06, 2015
Chuksteric:
Op, Ehm. .......is your girlfriend a virgin?
Hahahaha grin

Why u ask dat kweshion ?
tongue
Romance › Re: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by tosyne2much(op): 9:14pm On Feb 06, 2015
martolux:
even on ur PC? how old are you??
hahaha roflwkmd lwkmd grin
Romance › Re: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by tosyne2much(op): 8:47pm On Feb 06, 2015
Kenneth205:
U see what Tosyne2much hv caused huh grin
Bros I see am ooooo.. See how the guy just dey para grin

Guys love kitty-cat since the time of Soddom and Gommarah wink
wink
Romance › Re: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by tosyne2much(op): 8:20pm On Feb 06, 2015
Yemike:
u are very correct, but the part i don't understand is u claiming to be virgin. Bross there is God o. Anyway i can't be involve in a no sex relationship cuz the moment the lady step into my rum i can afford just ten minute to let her refresh herself and after that; omo penetration don start niyen nah music u go dey hear.
All of this is just because I HATE GALS CLAIMING THAT POINT NUMBER FOUR!
hahaha grin
Romance › Re: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by tosyne2much(op): 8:14pm On Feb 06, 2015
Dahjhi:
Tosyne claiming virgin? he don't dare grin
I'm telling you the truth.. I haven't even seen a mature lady's unclothedness b4 wink
Romance › Re: What Du U Ladies Like In A Guy Self And Vice Versa by tosyne2much(m): 7:32pm On Feb 06, 2015
prettythicksme:
hmmmm u really curious about my moniker.
I'm all ears oooooo grin

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