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princesa:
Aww...this so romantic!
I didn't know guys go through all this just to woo a lady, and here i was thinking it was like slicing a knife through butter

DonaldGenes:
Nope, would wanna see her woo you my guy, kinda sexzy

dcosmosboy:
Hahahhaha my own bad ooo.afta pratisin wat I wil say nd her posibl respons 4 2mnth I surmon d corage 2 aproach her
Me:hi babe,sory 2 dsturb u,hope u dnt mind me talkin 2 u 4 2 minutes
Babe:yea I do bt b fast
Me:can u pls sit while I talk
Babe:y I tot its jst 2 minutes
Me:yeah its 2 minutes bt its fils as if its 2yrs of my lyf cos I culdn't imagin u wil even wnt 2 listen 2 wat I got 2 say
Babe:ok(she lukd @ me wit a luvly eyez nd smile on her face)
Meas I luk @ her eyez,her beuti clean my brain my goko cleanser)I culdn't say a word.I startd laughin
Babe:y ar u laughin,did u cal me 2 jst laugh
Me:d truth is dat imediatly I luk @ u in d eye I 4got al d tins I hv cramd 4 2mnths 2 tel u.can u gv me dis knd of opp again nxt tym pls
Babe:smiles nd say ok
Me:cald her name nd say,,even if I 4got al dat I cramd 2 tel u,I won't 4get 2 tel u dat u ar so beutiful
Babe:tnks
Meinside my mind I say wetin I go talk again ooo,mak I no 4uk up)I jst put my head 4 ground until she go,I cum reminder al d tins wey I cramd 2 tel her...

paramedic:
U

Kirinwa:
You speak as it were to scold yet words of wisdom come tumble down your lips. I see your words ever rise like Jupiter's. C0ck.

Dotwillis1:
at dah instance, u shud v pickd a stone nd hit ha hea

pretim:
yes i just sent u a message... U look so handsome on dat pix baby, i couldn't ignore d sweet lips... Lol

laykorn:
Tosin abeg take down the number before all these girls that are forming Porsche start kidnapping it and sending you love messages,before they start to assault you.
Ayamlaykorn

pretim:
thank u my angel lemme add shap shap

pretim:
yes baby am on whatsapp should i send my whatsapp num. Here?

laykorn:
Tosin abeg unfollow this thread before dem ask you if you done ask am out abi she don ask you out.

Abi dem go ask you another tin whey you no go fit ansa sef,anoda tin.
Ayamlaykorn

joseph1832:
You see the likes of him everywhere here in Nairaland and outside, spreading their self righteous deluded testimonies everywhere.

angelsing:
So Tosyne tell us is she serious or just joking?...mayb she is looking for attention or maybe she is really into you. So Tosyne tell us is she serious or just joking?...mayb she is looking for attention or maybe she is really into you.

stexsy:
u r lying, u watch too much of nigerian movies

femisek:
hmm remember a girl usually smiling at me in the neighborhood,thought it was a visa to love ,waited for her at her usual path around 7.30pm when she passed by I followed till a part of the street with less people so I moved closer and said hi,aw was your day?she kept mute i said common if you are not beautiful I won't approach you she said if you don't stop following me I will exhibit madness for you in Yoruba language. o boy I waka straight comot from her back

kekilika:
An introvert like me have been hit worst by these witches. I just let nature provide me my girls. But my self esteem increased when I was with my madt cousins, those guys can send you to your doom. They can set you on a difficult task. Sometime, approaching these girls was epic failure. I miss their ginger.


Remember once I approached a girl. My junior boy wanted to take a peep at her beauty. You want try the burge at my groin. She noticed and kept smiling. I couldn't stand erect any longer. She asked if I was thinking of s. e. x so sudden with her? You avnt succeeded yet and your junior body is eager to start work? I just muttered some gibberish. Men!!! God bless that day, how I excused myself from that place, na Him fit explain tell una.

joseph1832:
You cam see what I've been trying to tell you, the individual in question is not the only person who possess this over inflated ego mentality. They are many here, especially politics and romance section.

ROZZAYY:
Abi o. Lolz getting d fp slots too, tosyn no 4get me oooo, btw who will I open thread for now.

tomiobj:
Yes. But it's taken the wwrong way
Intelligent people have bad handwriting due to inability to focus due to an active mind

Evina:
Lol, you see that you are now the one been wooed by a girl abi?

RedBenson:
You always try to feel important even when it's uncalled for. We all do this thing at some point in life. Dont sound like you never did it unless you never toasted a babe before.

Evina:
Tell me who the person is, I will help you tell him. Infact, I will make it happen.

leksymaxy:
tosin, tosin,tosin ao many tims did i call u,dont let aunty pretim finish ya glory ooo.

noordean:
Broda ds ur own story dey funnier ooo.....com c mi as i dey laff alone!

still waiting for d funniest story.......

googlepikin:
mine happened like dis, I always see dis beautiful girl dat work in a law firm close to my office. one day I asked their office security guy what's her name, he said oh dat girl? she's a nice person, that her name is Adanna. that the girl is from a very wealthy family but very very humble. I didn't know dis ogogoro man was just hyping the girl because I always dash him money,and dis is opportunity for him to open office on my head.. next day o, I was just passing by the man called me that he told the girl about me. I said but she doesn't know me, he said taaar that he told her, that bros wey dey drive Camry for that office wey dey next door. that she was some how excited. I quickly ran to my office dropped my lappy, went to her office before their madam will come to work. I walked into her office sat down close to her, I said hi, how is work? she said fine, how can I help you. I said no problem I just want to come spend some time with you and tell you how beautiful you are. the girl provoke, excuse me,she ask where do you work I said next door.she said are you stupidd or a retardd? that she will write a report to my company that I came to harass her. mehnn see begging for 10min. since then I hate to see her walking towards me.

swagwu:
this one happened to me....i saw this mamiwater package nd i went fourth to woo her the convo went thus:

me: helo damsel...am mary sorry joseph
she: frawned...do u tink u are funny (multitde of people were watching)
me: see my junior sis is ur senior so mind how u talk to me!...
and the people watching us started laffing sum even said NA HU SEND U i just removed my shoes and fold my tracks and took to my heels

yhomz093:
I'm just too lazy and shy to woo a girl

nikkymehmeh:
interesting thread
except dose ones wey dey form

pelumikorede:
What you should have done next was to tell her seeing how more beautiful she was upfront was what caused your silence..... infact that's my line most times they'll just smile and it's game on