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youngice:
mine was very straight forward
Normally as a tall fine boy in engineering
E no dey hard me

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on this faithful day I say this girl
I swear she get class like private school
All my guys tell me say o boy this one pass u but I no hear word
One of my guy come gimme morale
I come start to dey tail the girl
As I almost reach her one bastard from nowhere approach her cone follow her yarn for like 2 minz pull out
O boy I see my opportunity
As I was about to holla her she fell into a dry gutter while trying to cross it , Na um pple gather dey help her one guy give her him handkerchief

When dey clear convo start.....
[color=gold]ME:Hi what's your name (till date this remains the worst satrtvup line)
Babe: silence
Me: sorry I asked for your name
Babe: Why are u acting like a fool , I just fell in gutter
Me: *advanced gibberish *
Babe : hisses
Me: Looks left looks right , nobody looking
Bounces away [/color]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah lwkmd roflma .. This is the most hilarious I have read so far


**falls frm helicopter **

benromeo39, I gat ur mention in ur diary

Thanks so much bro

killercute16:
Badt Guy

As in ehn.. That bashing too much abeg

ThoniaSlim:
Exactly! Why would a grown man sagging his trousers really think he'll get a response from me?

Also time and place matters a lot when approaching a lady! Imagine walking up to a lady stuck in a long queue at GTB Bank and expecting her to entertain your ridiculous lines! Like really?

Also any smart man would know you never approach a lady when she's with her group of friends. That's a big no no.

Yeah you hit da g-spottt

LongShadow:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...I go vex do Yahooo!!!

Bros, if no be say I get strong mind ni.. Me sef for don dey do yahoo onto dat bashing

countsparrow:
Tosyne2much, u be correct nigga... #nohomo, be like say u get sense for head unlike some...

Egbon mi, ese jawe

ThoniaSlim:

Oooya share ur experience jhooor if you have embarrassed any dude

** waiting **

leonard509:
ndo my dear brother. i have'nt wooed any girl sha, asin face to face chyking, but i sabi tease them with compliments

Bros, you just gat experience am ni ooooo

allandutch:
This happened recently

There is this girl in ma area, we've been talking for a while and she even got me to believe that we are friends already. Then I saw her talking to her friend one evening and I remembered that I didn't even have her number so I decided to wait till she finish to get it from her,I waited for almost 10 minutes before she finish the convo and started walking towards me. Immediately I jumped up and approach her and said hi. She just pretended like she didn't know me and kept walking and I was like WTF just happened, I called her she didn't answer so I touched her and then she shout FIMILE JORH! Then all eyes was on me ( some old fellows were even laughing). Meeeen I was embarrassed and I couldn't move at first but I later manage to drag ma self from that area.

The next day the girl was trying to offer some explanation for what she did but I NO EVEN WAN HEAR i just told her to get out of ma sight.

Bro you got me cracking at the bolded

Blakyclyde:
Tosyne2much, isn't there a possibility of a free-flow of conversation at the first try?
I'm asking coz I've never been embarrassed.
I have this belief that if you make the best out of every bad situation, the situation is going to take care of itself.
As I type this, I just finish an interesting chit-chat with a girl I've been eyeing in the tutorial centre where I do my web program... It wasn't awkward. Am I supra-normal?
HELP!!!

Bros, the possibility of a free-flow of conversation at the first try is next to nill especially when you are doing it for the first tym.. WHY ? It's simply because at first trial you get nervous

You get me bro ?

infogenius:
I recounted this scenario with some guys last night.

I was in SS1 first term and there was this girl that just wanted me around her
and my guys just asked me to break the ice.

After so many days of encouraging and cajoling me i decided to do just that on a Thursday evening.

That Thursday evening after prep one of those yeye guys said that he must call her and I will have to woo her.

No shakes, i waited under a dongoyaro tree close to the class block.

Suddenly Hadiza appeared and was coming out and my heart beat increased more 2000000%
na God say make I no die

She got closer (sweat over my face in harmattan period) i prayed for courage
At last

Hadiza:infogenius, how are you?
me; fine, and youuu?

Hadiza:cool, y did not come over to teach me sets
me: ......*quiet*....

Hadiza:are u not talking.I hope you are ok. *checking my body temperature*
me:*heart beat beating uncontrollable* puts both hands in my trouser pockets

Hadiza; so what is it you want to see me for? Moh'd just told me u wanted to see me urgently
Me: Yes, let me think

Hadiza: what are u thinking?
me: Let me think *heart beats very high* me sef no understand
Hadiza:ok when u are thru wit thinking I will be in the class
me:wait

Hadiza;ok what is it na?
Me:let me think.*hands still in my pockets*

To cut the long story short i kept her for close to thirty minutes.

Hadiza: I have to go in now,there is cold outside. moreover i have lit assignment
to finish up.
Me:ok,I have finished thinking.em..em...em...em

Hadiza:*getting angry* talk, what is it?
me: ok*bracing up not minding heart beat rate* I .... like u....
and ..em.. I want u to be my special friend..my girlfriend.*stamerring in the process*

Hadiza: is that what took u all the time to say and even kept me in the cold.
Me: I am sorry.SO what is your response to my request?

Hadiza: I will think about it
me;when will i get my reply

Hadiza:next week * and she walks away*
me: *sighs*....see this short girl oh...thank God... *feeling disappointed and walking away with heads bowed*

I am yet to get Hadiza's reply after more than 20yrs and where still good friends till
i left FGC but nothing attached.

I could not sleep for close to a week after the poor showing and I still laff it off anytime it comes to mind
like last night.

Bros I must confess, you gat me cracking real hard

Very interesting

mysticSeason:
I had an embarrasing experience once buh I can't share it.............its dim funny

Egbon abeg share am jhor

CoolHunk:
Wicked!!! Definitely a Boko Haram lady.

I dey tell yhu

Na serious bashing oooo

Khalessi:
This dude always has some dumb experience to share. Am sure now it's a thing of the past since girls are the ones chasing you.

Bros I don suffer wella oooooo when men were boys.. Now I don be DON

Emodeee:
shebi it's TOSYNe2much? D Thread must mk front page lah

hahahahaha.. Ehn ehn !

pinkiepetite:
so since yestida una neva collect each oda num? abi na pin. u dey dull o

her fone went off since ystdy

Thinkr:
LoL* my advice na make una two no let we NL'ers know what's going on. I see haters and ogbonis everywhere. Expecialy girlish ogbonis. Make una hide sharply. Bye bye

Na so e dey be jawe my bro

Eberex:
Help me ask am o! and the funny thing is that this message came withing the space of 5 seconds. Na ''copy and paste'' formular

The funniest thing is that some sex starved mugus will fall 4 it

Thinkr:
GBAM!!! the op is special.

** covers face **

Olaskybab:
OmO Ale..........na ur ansr b dat??
Fu-ck u!

Egbon, die die oooooo se eti gbo ?

chidiebere2020:
Handwriting is not 100% reflection of brillance, but as an intelligent som1 u have improve in ur handwritin because it is one of d output of ur brillance

Woooooow !!! Nice one bro

1, 000, 000 likes

Eberex:
Check out what this crazy girl just sent after saying hello.

Am Maris by name am frm Edo state while i stay in lagos,am a student of Ambrose Alli University at Edo state Ekpoma am Readin accountin 2oolvl.. Am lookin for assistance so badly I need mney to complect my school fees in school nw and my exams is startin by Friday my dear pls I really need ur help nw!

Na u come be father xmas abi ?

Ilovenigeria:
You don confuse now because I shared my own experience.

I think guys that look as fragile as you are the main bad boys.

I can never be caught in an awkward places with guys like you again.

Hahahahahahahaahah.. Don't get me wrong.. I never said you were lying.

You stuff is just funny and confusing

VickyyB:
This lies you are sharing.

Me sef confuse oooo... Lwkmd

pretim:
it was awesome was just thinking about u

Are you on BBM or whatsapp?

laykorn:
Tosin people are viewing o..... Me I see plenty eyes.
Ayamlaykorn

Lekan, so you still dey view this thread

pretim:
hey baby sorry my battery was down hope u slept well @ tosyne2much

I thought as much.. Yeah my nyt was worthwhile and wah bout urs ?

There is a common idea that very poor and messy handwriting without the inability to write well on request indicates dullness or mental deficit and I would have to agree with the fact that fast thinking would most likely lead to messy writing due to our brains thinking faster than our hands can write.


I believe smart people also have bad and messy hand writing because they think faster in taking down things when a hurry or trying to get ideas down. Doctors also scribble things down really quickly, when in reality they are just trying to prevent forgery. More so, I believe you're smart doesn't mean you will have messy handwriting, nor does messy handwriting mean you're smart.

A lot of the really smart people I know do have good handwriting except for the few ones who have an IQ but a terrible and messy handwriting, Don't get this twisted because I'm not trying to say handwriting has a direct correlation with intelligence because I know intelligent itself has many types- (analytical, comprehensive,etc)

On the contrary,
My observation and judgement is only based on my own encounter and I can deduce that more often than not, handwriting sometimes definitely means anybody who writes sloppy, dyslexic and fowl scratching handwriting is obviously a dumber


Dear Nairalanders,
From You Observations, Do You Believe Brillancy Or Dullness Reflects on Handwriting ?

nellytivities:
Why won't they magarize you? You're desperate enough to put your mobile number on your nairaland profile.

But that is non of my business... Just responding.

Miss, abeg easy ooooo

oyomii:
I am suprised myself. I feel it's d work of d mods cos I wrote MouthAction der.

all d same, what is the meaning ?