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Kachisbarbie I don land



13. The self acclaimed Workers
The ones who are roaming down the street but act like someone working in shell or chevron.. They will refer to you as being jobless just for the whole Nairalanders to see even if it's obvious dey are also striving for 1 square meal a day ( funny enough dis people don't have profile pix)

14. The Ones Who Crave For LIKES As If Their Life Depends On It
These are the set of people who will giver further explain than the OP in order to get more likes


15. Street Fighters
The street fighters are mostly known for causing violence, you see them fighting with both dudes and ladies especially when other people's views is different from theirs


16. Those Who School In France
The ones who don't even know what outside the country looks like but you will see them talking as if dey have been to foreign countries.. Funny enough, some of dem have neva even been to an airport


17. The ones who display inflated ego mentality

The one who have never created a thread cos dey have nothing to offer to the world but will prove to Nairalanders that dey are far better than them

18. Frustrated Front Pagers
The ones who are frustrated because dey have created so many thread either unworthy or worthy but couldn't hit FP, only for them to come into your thread and derail it when your underrated thread hits FP

19. The matured Ones
The are the self acclaimed matured ones who are quick to tell you to grow up each time you create a thread or comment

20. Lie Detectors
The ones who will open your thread and read it meticulously, only for them to pick hole and start referring to you as a liar

21. The Lions
The ones whose comments come like the rattle of a gun. Many at times, their comments comes like that of boko Haram.. E.g Seun (no ban me ooooo )


22. The Liars
These are the ones who crave for attention by telling lies in order to get PMed. These set of people don't have ordinary bicycle but they would snap beside a random car and then it becomes their profile picture. You see them forming as if they are more than what they are

Hahahahahaahaha lwkmd Kachisbarbie you no go kill me wit laf oooooo... Make I help you spice up the thread.. I dey come

DaMoney:
Hahhahahha

Bros I swear no be joke oooooo

Medunah:
None applies to u nah as my personal person so u are my Nl boifrnd

Lemme end it here.. Guys are watching every of my steps now that I have become a married man

Ipledge:
The last thing I will do is to approach a girl I don't know(apart from Koreans).before I go meet a girl I would send series of msg and make sure I see a very bright green light.
My most embarrassing moment is on nairaland.
I see this beautiful girl pic on nairaland "dechandel".I sent her so many pms,she no gree reply,I followed her,quote almost everything she posted(na dog dey bark )I created a thread about her that reach six pages,but she ignored....feel embarrassed that I almost deactivate my acct

Ahn ahn you mean you went through this rigorous process just to strike up a convo with dechandel ?

Dechandel ooooya pls report here ASAP

holatin:
I feel like entering the ground immediately

Haaaaaaa when a lady bashes you in the banking hall, chaiiiiiiiiii e dey embarrassing die

Medunah:
U know when u ask a girl out and she says No, it doesn't mean she is playing hard to get, she prolly has other reasons like she has got someone or she is not interested or she is got issues

Ooookay I get you.. So which one apples to me.. I'm NOT interested or I will think about it ?

beinstein:
na the part i dey struggle to understand be this.
one chick dey melt for u sotey she dedicated a thread for u and u siddon here wan toast another one. Are u the only circumcised dude on nairaland?
*brings out dagger to castrate him*

Egbon no be so ooooo.. Pretim na my wife noooow

**Just trying to flirt with no strings attached **

You know flirting is inevitable

holatin:
I only say hi lady
and she shout what !!!
imagine d embarrassment for bank

I swear shame go catch you die

DECOtech:
Please don't call him maga. No guy deserves to be called that.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahah lwkmd roflmao lolxxxx my belle oooooo

You are a clown bro

Misolex:
I dey queue for bank 1 day when I mistakenly step on diz lady directly in front of me.....
She turn wit slow motion wit ha hands up { abt 2 abaralize me}
as she turn she was lyk.....hmmmm...:michael, na even u, God save u 2day.
I had no choice bt 2 shutup cus i no ha bak in secondary sch{classmate} she can slap anytin n anybody

Ahn ahn so if no be say u be Michael she for print slap 4ur face ?

Medunah:
Haha lol, i dont remember u asking me out. sincerly, after u reply tht u were getting better, nothing else cme to mind. Gudmorning

Oookay now dat I want to ask you out, will hard to get principle also apply to me ?

Medunah:
This coming from a guy? Impressive

You ehn !! You just bone me sha

Now I see you are a victim of hard to get

stexsy:
then learn to be saying d truth cos ur story na big lie

Alryt thnks

charix:
4,500 active accounts is not up to .1 of the Nigerian population. Majority of the 10,000+ views you see on FP posts're from people refreshing the page to engage in e-fights.

Also a majority of the 1.4 million total population of nairaland're from abandoned accounts banned till 2200; never use it as a guage of how many users're on this site. The average Nigerian is hungry on the street looking for how to fix their stomach, not sitting chatting life away on nairaland.

Okay sir