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ChukwukaChijiokeJerri:

bros, abi I no talk am well ?

Chibwike I don land oooo

Clears throat

If I may comprehend you my OP, are you tryna say during self-service, it is your state mind that determines during the deed if it's a sin or not?

Truth be told,
No one ever thinks of eating fried rice and chicken during self-service

Another opportunity given for the short dudes to pour out their doubts


** clears throat**

Ignore the kind hearted short dudes and run after the promiscuous tall dudes only for you to get bleeped and dumped afterwards

Rapsainot:
Gosh!!!! I'm late

you don miss a lot ooooo egbon, anyway sha you are welcome

Adonbilivit abeg which kind casting thread you create so ? Shebi them say where person dey work na dia e go choooooop... Ladies bin have been using crook-iest method to attract rich men since 1856

Glowstone:
Bro no vex oo









[size=16pt]But what is the essence of this thread or WHAT IS THE MORAL LESSON[/size]

nice one !!.. At least you don shine noooooow

marieolae:
Very nice thread tosyne

Its true sha, but sometimes you just let your emotions get the better of you. On nl you can receive advice from all different angles.

I can't hate on them though....

But some of the questions are absurd

Let's not forget about our fellow nigerian brothers in the house lol that always criticize their nigerian sisters.

Why do nigerian girls like money?
Why do nigerian girls bleach?
Why do nigerians girls eat too much?
Why do nigerian girls have pot bellies?
Why do nigerian girls wear leggings with a short top?
Why do nigerian girls have flat yansh?
Why do nigerian girls complain about everything?
Why do nigerians girls sit on the toilet?

Lool d tin tire me sef. I will create a thread on it

marie if u wan create counter thread just alert me make I give you better spice-up

Lovetinz:
OP, Yours is the first Male profile I've seen that has over 60likes!

ehn ehn !! No mind me jawe, I just dey lucky ni say dem dey like my pix

Dramadiddy:
Lol tosyne u too hilarious

broda mi I dey humble ooooo.. Abi I no talk am well ni ?

Ladies been pretending they hate bleeping since 1850 BC and zoom off if you lose your manhood

Jennimma:
bros if I may comprehend you,are you tryna say you'd test run after traditional wedding?
*just curious*

test running is inevitable.. No lady outgrow test run

Jennimma:
hmmmmm...my sister,make i talk true,dis kain tin na im dey reign now o. These days,people overlook white wedding. To them they believe that the trad guarantees them to have sex. I mean after the payment of dowry,these guys impregnate their wives believing they've paid for her and they have every right to her body.
Most times,which is the case,they want to "test drive" to know if the woman is fertile.
My uncle i held in high esteem did it cos he is always giving me relationship advice. He married June but his wife gave birth this month. *drops pen*

babe if I may comprehend you, are you tryna say you won't allow test run after traditional wedding ?

** just curious **

temigracie:
Lol


Eg. Help!!! My boyfriend wants to kill me with sex..

you enter dis thread late.. You for don tell me make I add am to the list since

naijaboiy:
I like this

Tosyne2much you're one of the very few guys who create sensible threads on romance section.

Although mods sabi fùck you up sha

Thumbs up

thanks padi mi.. I'm humbled

mesoade, you be my own person.. No be you suppose dey derail my thread ..Oya modify that tin sharp sharp

Kachisbarbie:
Hahahaha... Tosyne you 2much! !

E.g :My fiance says I have to get pregnant first, before the white wedding -what do you think? Matured views only!
Cc:priscaoge
-MizmyColi
-Temigracie
-softsparkyy
-Nnekamezor

hahahahahahaha so you sef knw as e dey go ? I too gbadun u jawe

uchihahinata:
Loool see funny comments. But wait o does it mean u should just kneel if a lecturer asks you to?

my dear, you need wisdom th handle those lecturers.. Sometimes, you just have to kneel down and laugh in out

Bwahahahaahahahahaaha you seriously got me laught.. This OP is a clown

This kind kweshion use style tie rapper oooooo.. No sane lady would marry you when lose your mandhood

prettythicksme:
hmmmm but i just feel like answering the bashers,they always think they can insult anybody.if i don't talk i be like a fool but silent is the best answer for them now

you should knw dudes here aint smiling at all.. You shouldn't have thought of creating this kind of thread

joseph1832:
In Nigeria, there's a big possibility because majority of people who call on God do so because they seek success (money) in whatever they're doing.

But reality check: everybody can not become rich! If everybody is rich then its total collapse of the polity.

Check U.S and England for example, not eveybody is rich, there are still poor people there, but they poor have access to the basic things of life, which are readily cheap. All the more reason why you see that on weekends in England, almost everyone goes to the stadium to watch football.

Give Nigeria an economy as strong as England and you'll see that the 'God' factor is erased and relegated to the background.

ooooh my God.. You are a man of wisdom.. The bolded is da bomb

KingTom:
Another thread against guys mtcheeeew Prof. Tosyne2much abeg do the needful

she should know that it is appointed onto men to chase kitty-cat, that she's married doesn't change anything so this doesn't sound strange to our hearing.. No lady ever outgrows kitty-cat chasing by men

Abi I no talk am well my bros ?

ERCROSS:
Don't worry...
She will meet u there...

bwahahahahahahaha no use kill me oooo.. Na monday morning be dis

LogoDWhiz:
One thing u don't seem to understand is that, either you're rich or poor it doesnt't change him as long as you are a child of God, u serve him, obey his commandments and preach the gospel.

The only i notice that when people get rich, they don't serve God as much as they do when they were poor.
This is the closest point that could corroborate your assertion about God.

this is what we are both talking about.

LogoDwhiz,

it changes something my broda.. If it won't change anytn, then why do people hold tightly onto God and remember Him in times of hardship ?

Let me tell you, that we have to strive and suffer on earth b4 we get our daily needs is the best thing dat can happen on earth, if not people will no value God the way it ought to be if everybody have to live in luxury and wealth

Kefetjey:
l don't know what made the idiat do that...

that how some dudes do

I have been pondering over this and I felt I have to let it out. I'm just that type of person that strongly believes God Himself is a very wise man who believes He will lose His value if everybody becomes rich and everything comes in abundance as far as this earth is concerned

Aside salvation, I have come into conclusion that majority of people who serve the Lord serve Him for the benefits of it and the special blessings attached to serving Him. More often than not, you see people who are desperate serving God in times of hardship, hard labour, poverty and joblessness drastically drift away especially when everything becomes rossi.

Don't get me wrong cos I'm not saying they would start going to the house of an herbalist , I only meant their desperation for serving God and attending regular church service will reduce in a sort

Let's be practical here and this is not a time to quote Bible verse

Do you agree that God will lose His value if everybody becomes rich ?

Tashamania:
you are into the guy?
Your sis' guy? and a player for that matter?
chic, take a chill pill. The world is more populated with guys than there are ladies. Am sure you gonn be into a lot more guys than you'd ever thought if you shut that guy off your mind.

dont let him take two sisters for a ride, thats the damnest thing that could happen

God bless you.. You took the words outta my mouth

Kefetjey:
do you think l have the courage to do that? am really into the guy

my dear, you need to take the bull by the horns... You should know you can't share a bf with your sister no matter how much you are into that dude.. It's either you help save your sister's relationship or you both fall prey to that guy and he will feast on you

BTW, if he knows you are a sister to his gf and he still wouldn't desist from you, then you have to run more than your legs can carry you

naijaboiy:
Classic and true

naijaboiy, wetin con-sign me ? Me I don talk my own, if she like make he mention the guy name

Kefetjey:
Hey felas am in trouble help me out..... tosyne2much, mrcork, obongproff, tashamania, djeezy, largas, jejemanito, adepiero, ghost1718, valentinebele and others in the crib...see my story


l ran into an old crush last week and surprisingly he introduced me to his friends as his girlfriend, we exchanged numbers, we talked everytime, chatted constantly but to my greatest surprise l just found out that he's my sister's current boyfriend. Right now l don't know what to do...should l tell my sister? What wil happen to the feelings l have developed for him

help me before l go CRAZY

Hmmmm that dude seems like a player

my dear, you could tell your sister just that it all boils down to how close you are to your sister and how you run things

On a second thought,
when this kind of situation arises, you need not to tell your sister. Just call the self acclaimed loverboy and talk to him that now that you have realized he's dating your sister then he needs stop any form of intimacy between both of you otherwise you would tell your sister and if he still keeps chasing you, then go ahead and tell ya sister the whole isssssh.. That means you have also saved your sister from the hand of a player