₦airaland Forum

nickz:
so people still dey use gold circle.............smh

hahahahahaha see you, shey na poly bag you want make dem dey use ni ?

VickyyB:
So much stupidity from the self-acclaimed intelligentia.
All I can see is foolishness.

heeeeey stop hiding under the cover of a lady even when it's obvious you are a guy... If I hear say na you dey your Dp make I bend

Guys have been creating acc with a female moniker since 1900BC

You have just been dissing random dudes here and this is not a lame way to get attraction

As true as it sounds

Sadly, our ladies will neva change

iceberylin:
[size=20pt]so your work for Nl na to reason people matter [/size]

no vex bros, which category you fall ?

1. A lady told you she will be coming to pay you a visit, only for you to quickly dash to a mallam's place to buy Gold circle in case of in-casity

2. You have tried several attempt to woo so many ladies but they keep declining your request but you keep telling your friends you don't want to date for now cos relationship sucks

3. You offered to take a lady on a date and she told you she doesn't want to go out and you keep pestering her but deep down within yourself you are happy because your cash remain intact your pocket

4. You have have to fake you love a lady just to get under her skirt


5. ] You are in the room with a babe and you really wished to make advances but you don't know how to start or where to start, only for you to be going and coming out of the room for no reason

6. Your gf forsake you and when you get to meet her new bf and you realized he is uglier or not even better than you, inwardly you are like "ope ooooo" and joy overwhelms you but if it happens the other way round, sorrow and jealousy overwhelms you


7. For those using MTN, you call a lady and talk confidently for a lenthy period when the call tariff is at 8kb but you talk fastly as if a soldier is pursuing you when the call rate is at 24kb

8. Having spent so much on a lady, inwardly you are like " if this babe no gree make I bleep her shey my moni never enter voice mail so "

9. You asked a lady out and she declined your proposal and you acted like " life goes on" but sadness and sorrow overwhelms you when you see her clustered around another dude

10. No lady has ever PMed you b4 and you are always like when will I ever get PMed by a lady

***Let Bashing And Forming Begin ***

BecaciaBarbie:
2010

hehehehehehehe.. You dis lady ehn !

yemmit90:
@op, I think a 2nd NO is enough for a guy to move on. Some girls will say No and later accept you especially if you ignore her for a while after the 1st NO.

I dated this girl when I was in school,she said NO the first time I wooed her, and when we got to 300L, I used another strategy on her and she open yah legs without me even say the same story again.

bwahahahahaha roflmao.. Shey you come bleep her when she open her legs abi you refuse ?

OP, there"s no easiest way to hit FP... I have posted good and insightful threads countless time which the MODS considered as not being FP worthy, and ironically my few topics that were able to hit FP was the least insightful of all my threads

So don't think those whose thread are being moved to FP are better or more intelligent than you are

missberrypop5:
hmmm, so only girls ask guys for airtime? Una deh make laugh. Guys too do it, and i don't see anything wrong in that. If a girl askes for airtime and you don't wanna give tell her that you don't have. Kinilo?

young lady, you wey I dey reason propose to very soon , so you have been demanding for recharge card from random dudes behind my back abi ?

This is a show off thread, next time be creative especially when you want to crave for unnecessary attention


Sorry this kind of thread is worthy of derailing

Pls vote for Rozzay

OP, you have not gotten to your final bus stop ooooo

If I may comprehend what you are saying, you mean the singles dudes who have been coming your way doesn't suit your taste but a married man with his own wife and kids suit your taste ?

I don't think you knw your purpose on earth (no offense)

You are here talking about ordinary kiss when ladies out there are bleeping dudes they don't love

I guess we should rephrase the question to, How do you feel bleeping someone you don't love

Crocz:
Lolz...go create any thread, and mind not those "english teachers"

no be even english teachers matter.. You knw say me dey cast both male and female

Crocz:
What did you mean "did he come across the poem", he wrote it for damn sake... but dude, been long I see ur comment

Looks like you like the poem, maybe u should ask him to write you one for ur crush...I plan to, but something much more do'pe than that up there, ma girl gat class so much...(no offence)

No doubt the guy has got talent!

you know say that poem na for mama Rozzay

So back to the bolded, I just dey my lane ooooo.. Thinking of creating thread 2moro sef just that some people keep beefing me because my threads come like the rattle of a gun

Oooooh my God !!!! What a sweet and lovely poem composed for Rozzay

OP, pls how did you come across this poem ? I just love it

Can we have more of it pls ?

BillBurBerry:
Sure you don't need to waste ur precious time with a jobless and attention-seeking girl.
How on earth will a serious and busy girl spend 9hours on NL just for today? Your guess is as good as mine

that was the same manner she attacked me when I commented on a thread.. I still keep wonderful if she was really brought up properly or she's just one of those girls out there who act like touts

VickyyB:
I don't take it lightly with men that displays high level of illiteracy.
You inclusive.

hahhahahaahaha go around and ask about me in this session

Since I have been on the surface of this earth, you are the first person to tell me I'm displaying high level of illiteracy

Don't you think it's high time you checked yourself if you really think I'm displaying high level of illiteracy to you ?

The end of the world is at hand.. OP, repent and let the word of God dominate you mind

VickyyB:
Pained much?

Pained for wetin naaaa? You aint worth dissing me I swear

Be creative if you want to seek attention rather than dissing random people here.. You shldnt be displaying the greatest height of stupidity and rudeness by throwing insults here and there

BillBurBerry:
Must you insult? Or did the post indirectly hits a nerve?
Well, i knw of a place where they sell a second-hand coloured TV for 4k. Now i see how unintelligent you are.

are minding that idi.ot so called VickyyB.. For now, I think she's the most stup.id and sense.less lady I have met in this session if I were to place them on a scale of rank.. So dumb and mannerless a girl

The whole write-up sounds like one of Night of a thousand laff jokes

If your story is true, then collect your bf's I'd card and collect the 5k from him, at least nemesis has caught up with him so you need not to take revenge by imposing addition money on him

Since 1900 BC, ladies have been ignoring the kind hearted hustling they see around but running a dude who stays abroad

Most of those who promise to come back and marry them are not always reliable because the chances of them coming down here to tie the knot is just so slim

No reasonable couple will sit down and start watching indecency, what kind of stupid couple is that.. what the hell are they learning ?

Lemme me tell you, nobody needs to teach you how to have sex, your instinct will tell you when you are in the deed.. As a nursing mother, do you have to teach a baby how to suck your breast ?

VickyyB:
Bla bla bla. You think I'm cheap and loose like your female relatives or girls you've come across.
I'm much a virgin.

the fact that you claim to be a virgin does not change the fact that you are ill-mannered.. Just cant remember when I engaged in an exchange of insults with a random moniker but people like you just keep pushing someone to the wall

VickyyB:
Mr, get brain soon. OP, is emphasizing on short guys not dwarf.

I believe that, it's on 6ft guys that can be described as tall. I'm 5ft'8inch and can date any guy of my height or taller.

I don't mind any height provided he's taller than me.

who is this bush girl? who the hell is this dumb asss nincompoop ? Is it that you lack manners or you were not brought up properly ? What have I said to have deserve the bolded ? Later now, you will start to create threads seeking advice on how men keep bleeping and dumping you when you lack inward beauty

VickyyB:
I don't think height matters. I can date any guy for love.

One of my aunty who's like 5.9 married a man above 6ft. There children are ok but not very tall.

My uncle who's not even upto 6ft married a lady likely to be 5ft.9 and their children are extraordinary tall. Their 7yrs old child is the same height as my aunt 9yrs old child.

You might be short and have a tall growth hormorne.

if height doesn't matter as you claim then why don't you accept the proposal of a dwarf since it doesn't matter ? At least the chances are, you can also give birth to children who will end up being tall

IfyAwazie:
If u are able to recharge their phone, dat means u will be capable of charging other things.

could you pls elucidate on the bolded

ERCROSS:
A No is a No for me,
No second attempt...
Talkless of a third attempt
Even the first attempt must be preceded by a shone if greenlight from her before I decide to proceed..
There r many fishes in the ocean jare..

may you live long

I think it's somewhat to stupidity trying trying to make yourself accepted by all means.. When a lady say NO, just maintain your self worth by drifting away and watch her come back chasing you

I think the first NO is enough to give the lady a breathing space.. However, when you keep pestering a lady and she keeps telling you NO, then you would be on a long thing because there would no be room for her to regret not until she sees you drifting away

Have you ever wondered why ladies come here creating threads on how a guy they have been fantasizing on how to date keep ignoring and refused to make further advances

folameme:
so if ur gf of few months ask u for recharge like 1k for d first time u will decline right?

we no dey talk abt gf for here.. Gf is a different case.. I don't joke with the needs of my gf

Rapsainot:

bros abi I no talk am well ni ?