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I just love my gf calling me daddy.. I can empty my bank account to provide her needs

Jennimma:
Just imagine being called "baby" by a guy with a husky baritoney voice. Chai! U go just go heaven,aswear.

e.g, me

Hmmmmm

I fall below 43, are you tryna say am not mature yet ?

Elkewwty:
School

haha, does your sch authority kick against Nairalanding ?

With this kind yeye moniker wey you dey use, why he no ask you for behind based, if na me sef, my own ultimatum go be say I wan bleep you for your mouth and if you no gree, waka comot

Post the picture when he was asking you for behindbased or adonbiliv you are a female

Elkewwty:

babe, where the hell have you been ?

marieolae:
hehe

caught you red handed.. You should knw am a very good observer

Make una no just dey give unaself unnecessary worry.. If I hear say she give una phone number or skype username

Since 1900BC, marieolae be like, I don't know what's wrong with my mail, I can't receive mail

Ipledge:
Tell me I will do it for you...even if u ask me to bring shekau heart,am ready

this is the greatest height of woman wrapper-ing I have seen in my life

Marieolae , pls save this dude from his nightmare by giving him your phone number

dechandel:
Nothing much
How you dey?
I just say make i hail you o
I no see your flashlight for this thread. Werin happen?

I just dey tight schedule ni jawe.. Just going through the thread thoroughly and observing tins

dechandel:
Ok.. We dey your back



Tosyne2much
You are needed here

babe what's up naaa ? I don land ooooo

Dayjhihannon01:
toosynee!!!!! Chei!!! What about the jobless ones!!!

haaaaaa I dare not add that to the list, you want make them murder me ni ?.. With the unemployment rate in the country

Rapsainot, I sight you jawe

Una well done for this thread ooooooo

dnacrystal:

where av u bin naaaa ?

1miccza:
Tosyne2much I hope you know u can do all of these self enhancement tips and more without a girlfriend.. Think well ooo

yeah I know bros

fidira:
Tosyne2much you no dey tire?

baba u no go vex 4me ni jawe... I will stop being sincere this days sef

YungwizzzyPt7:
With all these analysis how many plots have bought with it

An hypocrite sighted here

This is a controversial thread that would trigger serious bashing, insults and condemnation but who cares ? The truth they say is always bitter

My analysis goes thus,

10 Type Of Dudes That Attack And Derail Every Thread

1 The Ugly Ones
I have come into conclusion that most people who derail thread and cause conflicts are mostly ugly people, they will never want to be intimidated by the beautiful or handsome ones thereby causing problems especially when some people are rated being handsome or beautiful

2.The Short Ones
It is of no doubt that short people are the most temperamental people on earth who tend to flare up and ready to fight at any slight provocation.. I can deduce that most of the dudes who derail threads, insult people or attack MODS are mostly short people.. Even if Jesus Christ Himself registers on NL and creates a thread, they would definitely derail it.

3.The Frustrated Ones
There are dudes who are already frustrated, only for them to come online causing confusion and problems

4. The Rejected Ones
Most dudes who have been maga-d, jilted and dumped are derailers. They are the type of dudes who have been rejected so many times by the female folks only to for them to vent their anger on a random person who says something good about good ladies, relationship or love.

5. Fame Seekers
These set of people have desperately seek fame and attention, they want to be top rated by all means but unfortunately, NO WAY !! Only for them to derail threads, attack anybody who makes any sensible comment(s)


6. Those Whose Threads Were Ignored
These are the set of people who have at one point in time created a thread(s) and expected much, but unfortunately, they were only able to get little or no comment on it.. When someone else's creates another similar thread and gets so many views, likes and comments, they would come there and mess the whole thing up

7. Below Brilliant Ones
When these type of people stumble upon your thread and realize that your write-up depicts you are so brilliant and intelligent, they would take offence in this thereby derailing your thread. E.g it is none of my business, or first class people don't make it big

8.Temperamental Ones
These people don't overlook things, they are the type of people who are very quick to anger and pick offence in little things, thereby engaging in an exchange of insults or derail threads at any slight attack.

9. The Hypocrites
They create illusion by claiming what they are not.. These type of people always make sure they belittle other people's entity just to uplift theirs. No matter how meaningful your comment(s) or thread is, they would always attack you saying, you need to grow up bro, or you need to get a job even when it's obvious they are still striving for 1 square meal a day

10. Desperate Front-Pagers
These are people who have desperately aspired to make FP but all to no avail, when a thread they least expected hits FP, it triggers envy, jealously and hatred.. They try as much as possible to derail the thread. For example, Seun you need to sack the MODS for putting thin in FP, why will MODS put this in FP, as this thread take make front page tire me oooooo; and so on and so forth

You should know landlords are mini god in a rented apartment.. If possible, they would claim your bed

If your landlord snatch your wife, na you go commot for hin house, and if you snatch you landlord wife, na you go still commot for hin house

What a lovely thread.. Only silly and shallow minded woman wrappers will disagree or condemn this thread


BTW, where you go all this while sef ?

All I can say is that, there's no restriction of places when it comes to dating the one you love

If you love that girl, just go for her and forget how respected you are in your environment

Sometimes, you just have to lower your high self esteem so that you can get what you deserve. So dating that lady as a neighbour will not drag your name in the mud depending on how you play your game

If at all there would be mess-up, it depends on the quality and maturity level of the kind of your neighbours. You knw some neighbours are aprokoooooo

Bleeping a lady as if you are pounding yam and sweating profusely like a she-goat, just because you don't want to be rated beneath when it comes to sexxx

Another misleading talk from Ronke Oshodi Oke.. Yoruba female actresses have been promiscuous since 1850BC. However, the role model material in our so called yoruba actress is 0.50 yard.. For the fact that she isn't living with her husband and claims she's okay by it shows how silly she's as a mother, then she's not worthy of giving advice

Ladies been viewing this thread since 1800BC and they are like, how does OP want our daily needs to be met if all dudes abide by this word of advice

OP, upload your picture or adonbiliv your assertion

Ever since I had my right sense of reasoning, I have neva done dirty poo with girls even when I was at a tender age

[b] ** clean sheet **

Our education system is gradually losing its value

Sometimes I ask myself why students from the same national institutions discriminate against one another ? Most times when this kind of controversial topic arises, you will see university students fighting against equality as if they have a lot of things a lose

This thing is simple, just as people have said that discrimination start from the cut off mark and O'level combination subjects.. Then let govt make the cuff of the both Polys and Unis at equilibrum, deploy professors which the polytechnic lacks, proper funding and let them upgrade the salary scale

Govt just have to do something at this point,, should we continue to discriminate one another as a citizen ?

It is not that our so called leaders don't know what to do, they refused to do it by the reason of their selfish interest