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If you truly love a lady, waiting for a decade isn't a bad idea

Rapsainot:
their live revolve around it...if they see this hey, me I no dey there poo

maybe dem go com bash me abi

EroticAngelina:
Lol why una dey deceive us just to have s£x?

chaiiiii.. Since 1850bc, ladies have been pretending to hate sex even though their live revolve around it

EroticAngelina:
Lols *covers face* ......sometimes

haha why una dey do like that sef ?

EroticAngelina:
me is guilty of 3,4,6,8 and 9 ooo especially that shawama own choi..e dey pain me no be small!!

hehehehehe a truthful lady spotted

Wait first !! Are you saying you are guilty of number 6 ?

** just curious**

Dolcilicious:
I guess tosyne2much is right
Guys does the opposite too.

thanks for being sincere

Read meticulously, oya which of the aforestated points are you guilty ? Say the truth and shame the devil oooo

Eastherbunny:
Point taken
I think I know you probably thought you before

bros pls I find it difficult to comprehend the bolded

TheNaijan:
Well...Yes-bangships don't suck for some...and relationships do really suck for some. Why do I need a relationships when I can get one night stands with 8's and 9's or f_ckb)ddies?
Relationships may lead to marriage... and hell some people find marriage overrated...not everyone wants to be stuck with one woman forever... Some men prefer to take only younger beautiful women as they grow older.
Only a stupid guy would allows himself to be directly or indirectly manipulated or played by a chick...
Fake love or do you mean seduce? Personally, I decided long ago never to use the word ''love'' to a chick(because of obvious reasons-do the math)... I'd rather say, I feel attracted to you in a strong way...
Only male betas place women on a pedestal....you see a nice chick(white, black, Brazillian, etc); you are attracted to her-then say something... play your cards right..keep it short...dominate... spice things up... even if it doesn't work out well-your ego should be intact.
Be an alpha, make money, workout, gain self improvement(know how to cook, etc), help those in need if you can,
travel the world...bang...bang... bang 8's and 10... if you want a kid... you can get married or maybe have one with a surrogate...and live your life... If you want someone to rely on to... then find a short term partner...or better still don't be weak...
D[b]icaprio, Dan Bilzerian...May Weather[/b]...they are some of the men living this kind of life...
I like the one of Dicaprio... I sometimes wish to live that kind of life, but my religious believes tells me, I shouldn't....

hmmmmm I dnt even knw what to say... Nice use of grammar anyway

Eastherbunny:
@op no offense but it the type of you that think they have phd in everything romance/relationships that are actually jjc in reality.
Prove me wrong, I bet you have never been in a relationship....








Op I don't mean to be offensive but 2much chocolates make you say what on your mind.

hmmmm is that what you think ?

Let me tell you, I wouldn't necessarily say I'm a champion when it comes to dating, I'm just an hustler, I don't have any car or a private jet parked somewhere but I'm just that type of dude that's being realistic

The quality of things I say here dsnt mean I have dated thousands of ladies in my lifetime.. I'm not a womanizer and I don't flirt because I have a lady of my heart

View my profile and check my personal text

Kachisbarbie:
different stroke - for different folks. I just don't feel comfortable around 'janded guys'. I had two that wanted to marry me then, one wanted me to be 'homebase'...the other said he would take me there.
__my spirit didn't agree with either abeg - and they had too much money...that looked illegal to me. Before I enter something bigger than me @ my tender age.
Till today - one of them still dey call me, im go dey yab me,that see my car...say dem dey use my car for taxi where im dey...lol
___and people no go even gree enter am...chaai!

hehehehehehehe you be strong lady ooooo I must confess

The moment some ladies realize a guy is from the states, them go open legs one time without any obstruction

Crocz:
If dem ban you, we go riot

I just dey imagine how the tin go be if them ban me

EroticAngelina:
true ooo!!! guys are so guilty of these things.












but op is guilty of all of them.

I'm only guilty of only 1,3,5 and 7

Kachisbarbie:
Naso I see am, all these american guys will put you on a long thing ehn...if care isn't taken - you will resort to 'selfservicing'.
___he would always be 'outta servive' - leave you for naija...the babe go turn 'homebase'

and ladies can fall in sharp sharp the moment they realize a guy is from the United States

Franchise21:
OP, Plz no hard feelings buh I hv to correct u on dis; There's no statement like "in case of in-casity, it's incase of necessity". Back to d topic, number is very ok by me

may God bless you bro... I stand to be corrected.. Knowing this for the first time

chibwike:
forano?

hmmmmmm bros easy oooooo.. An old man talks in parable

rhames:
A very Good Question

egbon no mind am jawe, na hypocrite him be

jejemanito:
Tosyne2much indeed you're 2much. I admire your creativity. Keep it up.


Shooo oga Seun na Rev Father ni? Abi him body na wood?

Konji is not a respecter of persons

no mind naijaboiy jhor... Him just dey try talk say egbon Seun don outgrow bleeping

Person wey don make am onto this NL and you know how many babes go dey pursue am. . If I hear say him neva bleep this week make i bend

naijaboiy:
you don become Mod?

not rili but I dey date one of the MODS so na wetin make me outgrow ban

Na wedding remain now sef

Chibwike you are sighted, how far Mr MTN ?

naijaboiy:
if them ban you...I nor dey o

I don outgrow ban on NL

Kachisbarbie:
werrin dey melt you?


Yels... kill yasef
Don't mind him o...you're in a good position to know - shey you are the guy?
You guys are the 'victims' of female tactics.

hmmmmmm.. I doubt if God Himself understand ladies tactics

naijaboiy:
I swear

Wetin the guy find come here?

Egbon Se.un sef enjoy the thread na why he fall in sharp sharp

Egbon Se.un sef wan learn bleeping tactics

franklingud:
Bro wetin u smoke dis morning??.. I go tell ya mama.

bros no vex 4me ooooo

Kachisbarbie:
hmmmm...
Na you open the male version
___na you still counter yourself

He stays in LAGOS & you reside in ABA...You say it won't work because of DISTANCE, but if d Guy is in MALAYSIA or UK,you will say LOVE is all dat matters.


___ judgement day will be hot finally...smh

bwahahahahahahahahaha lwkmd you are something else my broda

Kachisbarbie:
hmmmm...
Na you open the male version
___na you still counter yourself

Kachisbarbie wetin happen naaaa ? Shey you wan dey derail my thread ni ?

naijaboiy:
Haha...
I can't believe this

The thing shock you say Seun comment on my thread abi ?

Alryt Mr. Seun.. I'm yet to see your updates on Super MODS.. I'm interested

nickz:
baba i hail your ministry oh

na only you be driver still be conductor at the same time

nickz, u suppose know say me dey creative wella.. I fit create hit thread for any session on NL

deennest:
None of the above.... Correct - est guy ever

bros are you sure ? not even number 4 ?

1. You just have to fake you care about him just for your own selfish interest (recharge card, money and so on)

2. You have told him you are not interested in dating him but when you see him drifting away, you start pursuing him so that he will repeat it and you will accept sharp sharp

3. When you saw a group of guys clustered around a particular place, you quickly brought out your phone and acted as if you are receiving a call even when it's obvious you have no incoming call

4. Both of you have been in Friendzone for a long time and you have been expecting him to take the bull by the horns and ask you out.. You get happy when he tells you he wants to have a private discussion with you and you are already thinking the time has come, only for him to ask you something different

5. He asked you out and you declined his request but hatred and jealousy overwhelms you immediately you start see him clustered around beautiful ladies or your beautiful friends

6. You just have to fake your feelings telling him "what do you think you are doing ?", even when you know deep down within yourself that you will still give in

7. Tagging a guy STINGY just because you have tried to exercise extortion on him but a kobo has never dropped out of his pocket

8. You are both in an eatery, he asked if you would prefer shawama, you told him a popcorn was okay but deep down within yourself, you wished you could eat shawama

9. When a guy dumps you and goes for another girl, joy overwhelms you when you realize he's now dating a lady not so beautiful or presentable as you are but reverse is the case when you see him with an exceptionally pretty lady

10. Sneaking out of the house by telling your parents or siblings that you are going to see a female just because that's the only format you can use to go see him

*** Let Bashing And Curses Begin ***

Tymax:
Hehehe that number 3 ehn... I remember my uni days.
Tosyne2much when will you stop exposing your fellow guys na?

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bros no vex ooooo.. This ppl wan spoil my name oooo.. Its high time I stopped this casting