Bonga fish!

Nigerian foods are heavy. Therefore in being romantic you’ld have to be inventive yet traditional

To tide you over:

1. Try heart-shaped caramelized or chocolate covered chin-chin. 2. Light and fluffy puff-puff sprinkled with cinnamon/confectioner’s sugar. 3. Cut garden eggs (Afufa) with ose –oji. (I promise . . . your mate will be blinking back tears before dinner). 4. Fermented oil bean (Ugba) composed with the duo of stock fish and crayfish (pls. . . no mago mago. . . . this is worth every second of the effort) and wrapped in leaves. 5. Bite-sized tapioca servings soaked in warm water ,  . ,  of course you know this goes with coconut (smiling. . . . . just before  the main koko)


Staying over:

1. Asaro (yam porridge) perfectly whipped with uziza leaves and crayfish. 2. Nkwobi a la carte i.e  served with sliced white  onions and exotic spices. . . don’t forget the chilled tombo liquor. 3. Char-grilled peppered steak (suya) . . . no wine. . . no pure water. . . no fanta. . . . .just cold beer . . .otherwise burantashi will do.  4. Simmering isi ewu /goatmeat pepper soup
5. Smoked fish over creamy vegetable or “point and kill” . 



Hope this brings romance back to your life

Price is listed above.

However, if genuinely interested contact me via phone or email so that negiotiations can be made. Thanks

, will send you a mail @ Akinnoba

Fine babe. . . , happy couple!

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@foros99. Why fix and fix when you can drive today with no hassles? Hit me up if interested.

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presido1:

This guy is now a changed man, keep it up now you have noticed that tribalism doesn't pay. One week ago this couldn't have been your responce to this thread. Nigeria will be a better place if you can advice others. Bravo!!!!!

Change ke? Na wetin we no go hear.

Oh boy politicians in this country have always raised the "changed card" to perpertuate thier selfish pilfering ways.

Case in point . . . . Baba born-again. . . OBJ who till date has shown us amazing SIGNS and WONDERS with the $16billion power project.

. . . . . .exactly what happens if Ribadu is President would be a better question?

I'm quite sure the implication of this thought festers in the consciousness of those who continue to exploit our country. . . . . multinational corporations. . . . . those strong men or women in power. . . . the "untouchables". . . . even our so called self-proclaimed GOOD poliTHIEicians who like the money changers at the airport have also mastered the art of making money disappear into thin air. . . . . . . POOF!!!. . . into some account or investment in faraway lands.

Besides his potential, the reality is the powers that be makes Ribadu's presidential aspirations highly impractical in our Nigeria. Why?

a. The language of our politics is mired in padi padi government:
"Do for me. . .I do for you. . . God no vex". He has never been a politician in Nigeria which severely adds to his disadvantage.

b. Defiled untouchables disposed to seeking coyish or brazen vindication:  
And you expect the likes of Tafa Balogun, Alams, Ibori, Orji Kalu, Lucky Igbinedion, Chimaroke Nnamani, Joshua Dariye, etc to sit with arms folded during this occurence.  

c. Our electoral system:
This is a no-brainer. Have we forgotten how Yaradua came into power? Forget your votes as Nigeria's next president has already been SELECTED!!!

d. Lessons from Murtala Muhammed:
As head of state Murtala was a man of idealism. . . . charismatic yet humble. Like Ribadu, he was destined to bring back the country from its abyss of corruption. Unfortunately he suffered the same tragic death as Abraham Lincoln which placed obasanjo in power.

she ugly. . . .she wowo. . . . when you see contract now. . . . . she don become beauty queen.

The first daughter of the Enugu State Governor (Ada Chime) got married to Emeka Chukwu last weekend.

Fhemmmy:

Who dat?

He is a popular disc jockey

Gov. Fashola-----Range rover (bullet proof)

JIMMY JATT-----TOYOTA CAMRY

Mr Yahooze (Olu Maintain)-----Customized Chrysler 300C

Emeka Ike----Volkswagen Toureg

Dbanj----Mercedes

Paris Hilton---Pink Bentley Continental GT

David Beckham cruising in a Rolls Phantom

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THE suspended chairman of the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC), Ambassador Sam Edem, paid about a billion naira to regain his virility, a Federal High Court sitting in Abuja was told on Wednesday.


It will be recalled that the herbalist, Matthew Sonoma, allegedly consulted by the former NDDC boss, had said he assisted Edem to restore his sexual potency after he complained about having problems with his manhood in a statement to the police.


The former NDDC chairman, however, denied the statement by Sonoma, saying that he had never at anytime lost his virility. Under cross-examination by Sonoma’s counsel, Chief Albert Akpomudje SAN, the court heard how the herbalist was introduced to Edem by a youth leader of one of the organisations in the Niger Delta.


The matter is before Justice Gabriel Kolawole of a Federal High Court sitting in Abuja. When asked if it was true that he paid money to have his virility restored by Akpomudje, the suspended NDDC boss denied the allegation.


According to him: “My manhood has never gone down and I have never asked anybody to assist me in restoring it. My manhood never failed at anytime. It has always been functioning.


“My manhood has never stopped working, I repeat, it has never stopped working,” Edem said. He was also accused of approaching the herbalist for medicines to get favour from the governor of Akwa Ibom State. Akpomudje said, according to the statement made to the police, “the name of the medicine is Dog no dey bite the owner. It was done to get favour from the former governor.”


Edem also told the court that threats made by the accused in the suit made him part with the sum of N715 million. He said after he realised that the accused was a fraud, he kept his distance but the accused kept threatening him through text messages and phone calls demanding for more money.


“At first I gave him money as a token, but he later came back and asked for a loan. Whenever I refused to give him more, my security aide would advise that I cooperate to avoid unnecessary bloodshed and I did. At various times, he threatened me, attacked my convoy and even threatened to bomb my wife’s school in Uyo. I was concerned, because there are over 3,000 students in that school. I was forced to part with more money,” he said.


Sonoma, who is facing a 15-count charge for, allegedly, fraudulently obtaining N715 million from Edem, pleaded not guilty. It will be recalled that the Federal Government had suspended Edem for, allegedly, spending N270 million on rituals. He and two other suspects, Perekambowe Ogah and Kakas Amgbari, still at large, are principal suspects in the alleged scam.


His suspension was contained in a two-paragraph statement from the former Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF), Ambassador Babagana Kingibe.

http://www.tribune.com.ng/02072009/news/news1.html