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Politics / Re: What A Bunch Of Fake Security Personnel! by ToToChoper: 9:30am On Jan 01, 2008
That is their job description (i.e personal security) and part the reason they are paid hefty sums of money.
Travel / Re: Schorlarship For 12 Nigerian Students For Studies In The U.s by ToToChoper: 6:42am On Dec 25, 2007
The picture isn't clear but the shadiness is apparent.

Wed123, first compliments of the season and I wish you a prosperous 2008 my fellow Nigerian citizen although not here on Nairaland soil, in which you shamefully pander in abasement an unnecessarily puffed up coyish contraption called "transcedental meditation" to slowly and gradually relinquish hard earned money off hardworking citizens.

You ask yourself Mr Wed123, how do you acquire a PhD in Guru Marahaghi studies? You funny, no be small smiley smiley smiley

Transcendental meditation,folks is simply a smokescreen to occult practises that promise the relief of stress and chronic medical conditions. The founder Maraheshi (guru from India) is currently in Switzerland looking for other mugus and is also wanted in the USA for tax evasion charges. He should have seen it coming, you ask me.

Fellow landers, be warned of the inherent fig-leaving evil that man tread on for education, and other ventures.

Since this was placed in the travel section, only use your imagination to fill in the blanks on the type of travel you would be engaged in.
grin smiley

Which reminds me, why are you not a current beneficiary of this alleged "course"?
Education / Re: Best Primary Schools In Lagos by ToToChoper: 11:12pm On Dec 22, 2007
St Leo and St Greg's are crappy secondary schools. grin grin grin. grin ;DKC (King's college) all the way.

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Autos / Re: 2006 Toyota Sequoia. by ToToChoper: 4:30pm On Dec 14, 2007
Nothing spoil Zheroes, the date feature in the camera utilized to snap this SUV just has to be properly set.
Autos / Re: 2006 Toyota Sequoia. by ToToChoper: 7:51am On Dec 14, 2007
Yanga rat, I plan on opening several otapiapia business in 2008. Would this be of any interest to you? Needless to say, my persuasion to feast on the very essence of the female anatomy precludes indulging it to freshly tapped palmwine. grin grin grin grin.


Business first big dawg.

Toyota Sequoia 06-----5.8mil
Autos / Re: Cars For Sale In Ibadan: A Toyota Jeep And Expedition by ToToChoper: 3:23am On Nov 30, 2007
It could be a Toyota interior with a Ford exterior. grin grin

Anyway, how much last?
Autos / Re: Shipping A Car From The Us- Help Needed by ToToChoper: 11:11pm On Nov 25, 2007
I do concur with promise72 as the east coast is your best choice if you want to save money using roro.
Most people go for the big cities;New York, B-more and New jersey where you can find a wider variety of freight forwarders than Jacksonville.
Above all, everything is patience. I suggest you shop around.
You also have an option to place your vehicle in a 20foot container which runs for about $3000. However, If your plans are to get the vehicle containerized to Nigeria by Christmans or New year at this time, not gonna happen. Why, because the bulk of the steamship lines going to Africa from the US are all booked up.
I hope this was helpful.
Fashion / Re: For Jeans Addicts Only: Come On In by ToToChoper: 2:29pm On Nov 24, 2007
I like to stay fresh to death so I don't rock certain designer jeans no more. Evisus especially.Not only are they adulterated,they are so last year. Nonetheless,I wear loose fitted/baggy jeans and not those ass-cheek huggers like wrangler,pepe,faded glory and levi's.(Don't they sell some at Walmart?) Besides I'm an African man that needs a lot of space. Ultimately,you could find me in:
Coogi
Rocawear
Ed hardy
Artful Dodger
Lrg
Akademiks
Miskeen
Lacoste and
Sean John

That's how i'm living and these jeans accentuate my urban appeal.
Autos / Re: Ls400 93 Model Lexus For Less 1 Million by ToToChoper: 3:27pm On Nov 19, 2007
For a naija used 93? How perfect is the condition?
Autos / Re: 2006 Toyota Sequoia. by ToToChoper: 9:36pm On Nov 17, 2007
bump
Autos / 2006 Toyota Sequoia. by ToToChoper: 12:14pm On Nov 15, 2007
Hey landers, i have a 2006 Toyota Sequoia, V8 engine. Automatic transmission, air conditioning with climate control in the front and rear,CD and cassette player, leather seats, etc. It's going for 5.8million flat.

Not for small boys. Serious enquiries, contact me at
Pictures below
Career / Re: My German Boss Wants Me In Bed by ToToChoper: 10:27pm On Sep 21, 2007
Maybe, he mistook you for those Nigerian gals who make their ends in those EROS CENTERS in Germany.
You didn’t happen to pose seductively by the doorway did you?

Anyway sweetie, I’m more than confident you know what to do. But if you want my proposal, somebody is gonna get gagged up, pantless with a pestle-rammed behind.

Need i ask, do you want a million dollars? grin grin grin grin
Education / Re: Bad Things You Did In Secondary School? by ToToChoper: 9:46pm On Sep 18, 2007
I have countless memories, but till i die i look back at my secondary school days, small boy then, out of every chic in school, tearing the shege out of my school mother. 

Kai, God go save me oh!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Girls Are So Shallow, The Drool Over Me Cus Of My Looks: (pics Inside) by ToToChoper: 4:28pm On Aug 23, 2007
Ta!!!who dash monkey banana……Gringory Akabogu cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin, so nah inside computer here u dey hide. Wait make i find your oga zebrudaya, you go hear nwiii. cheesy wink grin wink

*****also what's with those tight jeans*****

Hmmm, may be this was a photo shoot for a part in one of those Western movies.
Ooookkkkk, abeg take style warn me first, so i go prepare myself, used to seeing those cowboys with cowboy hats.  cheesy cheesy grin grin
Business / Re: Starting A Barbing Saloon, Club & Restaurant by ToToChoper: 11:58am On Aug 23, 2007
Bros,bros ****kai,u be real ibo man I swear,lol****.

Anyway, me I don't know what kind of club you do have in mind,but knowing me,I sure wouldn't dismiss the idea of getting a lap dance while having my hair faded with a beautiful lady feeding me grapes. cheesy cheesy grin grin.

Matter of fact,let it be known that this post is my unofficial application for the position of Chief lingerie holder or Bottom douser cheesy cheesy grin grin***make u no say I no tell u***.

Written in good humor, wish u the best though,

ToTochoper at your service.
Autos / Re: Landrover Freelander Jeep For Cheap Sale. by ToToChoper: 9:13pm On Aug 21, 2007
Oga viper, what's the year and mileage?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Gal (partii) by ToToChoper: 9:44pm On Aug 17, 2007
Bros muno1, omo nah so u dey find woman? This your agidi e strong oh.  grin grin grin abeg, cool tempo.

Hey listen, shhhh, word of advice*****other people here, NOT ME, have concluded already that you muno1 are the CROWNED WOWOMASTER OF NAIRALAND!!!!***** Nna I sorry for you, this one pass me o.

These folks here that are not even privileged to behold your “fineness” are opening their mouth to yab you. Can you imagine that? Thoniaslim keeps laughing at you, the okpeke say "laugh don finish am", now craseman sillyboy don join am, like say im know that WOWO name and face from old Ijesha land.

Anyway sha, me I dey your side no worry. Make u quick, quick put all of them to shame now by posting your WOWO FINE BOY pic, if u like sef, your number too. I bet you after that they will be sorry and apologize for calling you WOWOMASTER, even Agbani Darego go call you.  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. Haba, no be u be cool G. Baba ke!!!! grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Nigeria: Do We Have An Army? by ToToChoper: 9:10pm On Aug 14, 2007
desgiezd:

Remember that this same army have gone for several peace missions in many parts of the world and have been well commended.

Partially concur.
Politics / Re: The Federal Government Should Declare A State Of Emergency In Rivers State by ToToChoper: 2:00pm On Aug 11, 2007
The idea of video monitoring in my views isn't far-fetched,matter of fact would be very effective .However wouldn't a surveillance camera require functional lightning fixtures [i.e street lights]and constant electricity?
Politics / Re: Why Are There So Many Homosexuals In The North? by ToToChoper: 12:19am On Aug 11, 2007
Bros,bros.Hope you're joking,if so, this is the wrong section.Please,please,there is no tutty fruitty from King's college.
Music/Radio / Re: Where Is Tosin Jegede (And Others)? by ToToChoper: 11:23am On Aug 04, 2007
Awww,so so many memories.

Ok,ok,there are bits of this certain yoruba song I used to use to kick games to the ladies in my JSS class then.
Toastin toastin
[i'm not a Yoruba indegene,so bear with me].
It goes like this.

ki lo nshe lon suegbe, ki lo
nshe lon sluggish  grin grin grin

Who sang this song?
Music/Radio / Re: Where Is Tosin Jegede (And Others)? by ToToChoper: 2:08pm On Aug 03, 2007
@suze wow, small world huh.

This takes me way back and all I can think of right now are merely choppy lyrics.Maybe some naija music enthusiasts in the house can help me out with these[the artists ,I mean]

1.Mushin olosha olosha mushin,Agege,,,
2.Molueeee lagos city transport.
3.Over the way[think that's how it goes],over the way, oh righteousness.

whatever happened to the Mandators?
Music/Radio / Re: Where Is Tosin Jegede (And Others)? by ToToChoper: 9:34am On Aug 03, 2007
Tosin Jegede!!! I remember those days attending Central Bank of Nigeria primary school with her.
Besides the music thang,she was lovely,slim and very quiet.Last I saw her,she had ballooned up.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Are The Guys On Narialand? by ToToChoper: 4:37pm On Jul 28, 2007
I full ground,where the better omos dey?
Politics / Re: Alamieyeseigha To Regain Freedom On Aug 9 2007 by ToToChoper: 4:20pm On Jul 27, 2007
angel101:

He (Iyiola Omisore) was never convicted he was awaiting trial. that's the difference

lol, laff don kill me here, ONLY IN OUR OWN NAIJA, KAI grin!!!

I say we don suffer.
Politics / Re: Alamieyeseigha To Regain Freedom On Aug 9 2007 by ToToChoper: 4:18pm On Jul 27, 2007
lol, laff dey catch me, ONLY IN NAIJA, KAI grin!!!

I say we don suffer
Romance / Re: Why Did You Break Up With Your Ex? by ToToChoper: 10:00pm On Jul 25, 2007
You know, i can't muster anything spiteful about my ex. I just got tired of that girlfriend crap and she wasn't ready.

To the extent now, IF SHE IS A "GIRL", SHE IS JUST MY FRIEND. My cupidity will only be satiated with a lady who can ride with me till the wheels fall off - a lovely and sophisticated African Queen.
Properties / Britain To Build 2 Million New Homes by ToToChoper: 9:08pm On Jul 23, 2007
http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D8QIEKCO0.htm

Britain will build 2 million new homes by 2016, developing major new residential areas in the country for the first time in 40 years, including five specially designed "eco-towns," the government said Monday.

Housing Minister Yvette Cooper said the country needed around 3 millions new houses by 2020, principally because heavy demand continues to force up prices and squeeze young people out of the housing market.

Cooper said from 2016, all newly built homes must be carbon neutral, meaning they would produce a net total of zero carbon emissions each year.

"No one should be in any doubt about the historic scale of this vision. We are proposing the first new towns in 40 years," Cooper told lawmakers at the House of Commons.

Municipal authorities and developers will be asked to submit proposals to build five new "eco towns," she said.

The towns, each with a minimum of 5,000 to 10,000 houses, will be built to meet zero carbon standards and will each showcase a specific project promoting energy preservation or green technology, the Communities and Local government office said.

Projects to be showcased could include use of communal heat pump systems or car pool schemes, the office said.

Cooper has studied housing developments in Stockholm and Malmo, Sweden, and in Niuew Terbregge, in Rotterdam, the Netherlands, to examine work on mass public transport, renewable energy and carbon emission reduction projects.

Only one site has been identified so far for a new "eco-town," the Communities office said: the disused RAF Oakington airstrip and barracks, close to Cambridge, in eastern England.

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