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Richie rich,
It seems clear to me that you're inquisitive (although not a damsel  ).

But let me point out one interesting fact in a bid to dismiss the view that bigger isn't tight and sleek. My principle has always been why go small when you can ably suit this bad boy with a bevy of beauties all nibbling sweet nothings in your ear. Is it the smoothness in the ride, the comfy leather seat, DVD package, navigation.

Da pussy magnet    can even also alert you when there is a meddling "small" car behind you totally transfixed at your poise. 

Price set is listed above and please use my email wisely as this vehicle has no reserve.  Thanks

Relax!

The truth of the matter is that Da pussy magnet offers features capable of steaming up an inquisitive damsel but should not be misconstrued as a mobile sex-store.

Power up, power down!!!

Also set for June is this bad boy Armada aka "Da kitty magnet" 

A good car does advertise it self.

No long talk, just show your grill. 

Only for the Big Boys.

Asking price 8mil

Email:

Who says Black isn't beautiful?

Set for the second week of June is the 2008 Escalade, FULL SPECS, with ride controls at the push of a button.

Vehicle sitting on 24s with cream leather decor.
Mileage roughly 22,000. Asking price 10M.

Only genuinely interested buyers

@proo212. After reconfirmation the mileage reads roughly 70,000 miles.

There is a 1999 Marco Polo bus a good friend wants me to purchase for business. The vehicle is overseas. However, this isn't my specialty. Thus I'm unaware if the 8 year rule is applicable to luxurious buses.

Above all, I would like to know the price range here in Nigeria to account on what I'm spending. It's fairly used and has roughly 70,000 miles.

@ Ispeed, pastorking & treasureli.

Bros, dem say money no they fall from heaven and I do honestly appreciate the interest in the Jeep but 1 million and 1.2 million naira isn't commensurate to a 2002 Jeep liberty. Check wharf, check mazamaza.

still available.

Vehicle set to land naija in 3 weeks.

2002 Jeep liberty

POWER STEERING, POWER BRAKES, POWER WINDOWS, AC, MILEAGE 101,465.

PRICE 1.8 M OBO

Hillary's "elitist strategy" is just an old political move. The same was tagged on Kerry when he ran against Bush--------(remember comment on troops in Iraq). Eventually Kerry lost, Bush won.

This just proves how low the sniper-target presidential aspirant would pander to ignoring the fact that their family bears that stigma of lying to the American populace. In 1998, despite many attempts to fess up….Bill Clinton got on national T.V all poker-faced ---with the words "I never had sex with that woman", now Hillary following suit with all the fabrications.

Em----em, he is crazieeee . He acts like a sex-starved prison escapee sometimes

Jumping out the shower like a super hero humpty dumpty.

In my laughter, he catches me off guard ---Then puts me in a head lock and props my body to arch my back. 

After countless ass slaps, hair tugging and continual reaffirmation ----answering “nah your toto be this”, we lay on each other lifeless.

@ Poster.

Luxury cars do not translate into fast cars.

I aint knocking bald women but in my contention beauty extends to the hair with females.

Brothers such as myself like to run my fingers through a lady with long hair.

No tracks, pins, glues, wigs, or any tool you have up your hair for me.

^{una dey crase}. lol


Inspired_men, goodluck my brother and I wish you all the best. Maybe I could actually get a good deal from you.

The business of car sales is not particularly my area ^{and i don't even know who that Otay guy is} .But regardless in this endevor, it is important to separate genuine buyers from disinterested non-buyers.

Ivvie, against all odds i'ld say that i do admire your techie inputs here on nairaland. But in this regard I find it compelling to pose the question- ARE YOU A PRICER OR A BUYER? Shey you get money- any, at all?

If this vehicle really does picque your interest, as a potential buyer, the civilized thing to do is to negotiate with the seller - thus his point of contact on the thread. Rather you willfully choose to denigrate the product sold, why,
a. 5.4 million is too much for your pocket.
b. You're being your typical self, making the auto section your home as you capitalize on making at least a contribution (worthy or worthless) to each auto thread-----beats me.
c. You don't have the same passion for Camries the way you do with Benzes.
d. Just being a meddling bad-marketer.

No be by force and in all truism you don't necessarily have to spend that much on a Camry. But in the same wise you don't have to cast down someone's else business. Need i remind you, this is the land of plenty naira, check yourself big dawg.

Dealership ke, chie-----lol ---Ivvie at it again.

These DHL guys in Lag,do they have dealings with the NDLEA?

I ran into an old acquaintance last year who told me his bill of laden was seized by the NDLEA. They wanted him to come to their office and explain how got the funds to send some containers filled with late model cars and jeeps.
What baffles me is how the NDLEA got a hold of his self addressed letter.

Anyway, after speaking with him,I
figured either he had his hands caught in a cookie jar doing something he shouldn't have been doing or that these two entities work close-handedly.

Otay, as a businessman as well, I'ld say hold your ground for now.

Stick to your guns because with your only three postings in this thread so far, and the number of contributors already, not to mention sideliners, it is evident that there is an interest in this vehicle. Leave story,  LE dey, but all man know sey when it comes to camry, XLE is top of the line. So this is market,sure banker.

Nevermind all the bad-marketting. As you see, we have the pricers (broke as hell  , possibly no interest in your vehicle) and the genuine buyers(have the financial backing, however, want to be sure this vehicle is worth the cost). And how do you differentiate the two, the genuine buyers will make an attempt to reach you so as to see this vehicle KORO KORO, while the pricers will just make worthless comments trying to put down your issue.

Bros, even if you decide to sell this car at 1 million, the pricers (no money) will also ask for it at 200,000 naira, only to tell u some stories-----my papa die, my pickin get belle, I enter one chance on my way here---- Please, Otay stick to your guns.

That Moon face syndrome would be Cushing's Syndrome (named after Dr. Harvey Cushing) caused by an anomaly of the adrenal or pituitary gland consequent to the excess release of cortisol in the blood.

This is a gladular disorder leading to weight gain amongst other symptoms.

And unless this nah your problem (which i seriously doubt), then moon face or pie face it is for you----with of course the weight gain you seek for.


Goodness God!!!!!!, what's up with that picture on your profile?

Hey G,
I think it's safe to say fattening cannot be attained without at least eating three square meals a day. So 101, 001, 011 just wouldn't cut it.

Now in Nigeria, there is a tribe in Cross river including some areas of Akwa ibom known for its cultural fattening rite into marriage. I don't suppose you belong to such groups because either your mum would have introduced you to this or one of your relatives. However, below is a BBC news report on this practice.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6904640.stm

As for me though, my woman has to be moderately fat ONLY in the right areas----like a nice phatty behind (No cellulite---ughhhh, gross!!! ). I wouldn't want to roll over in bed noticing a hefty line backer-looking lady just snoring her heart out next to me. That will definitely not be a good morning.

So if you want to be fat just in time for marriage, get on the Calabar diet with lots of meat like isam( periwinkle), (the other meat----i just wouldn't go there  ) and eat lots of starchy foods. Take care.

It does say Columbia to the left , but look carefully (almost squinting your eyes) to the right, it says British.

British Columbia

Indeed this car is a beauty, but is it in Nigeria here is the question.

@owner. Holla back with the car info.

From a brief perusal of the background, I can tell the pic was taken somewhere in Canada.

Is this vehicle here in Nigeria? If so, what's the year, VIN and mileage?

Do you know Christmas has long come and gone?

Make no mistake, I do admire you doggedness though.

Since you intend on shipping via Houston, then my guess is that you want your goods containerized.
It will cost you an average of $2000 ($1850 to $2400) per vehicle. My advice to you is to utilize shipping companies based in Houston to limit the hassle in handling your vehicle.
I can think of two companies based in that area.
1. Sifax: http://www.sifaxgroup.com/contact.html ------ +1(713)263-8300,+1(713)263-8302
2. ADC: http://adcshipping.com/ ----- +1(832) 816-8615

Una people chillex, y be spiteful? 2Baba, you sef, you don dey worry us oh.

It was 2 weeks ago, I was just coming out of Barcelos in Festac when I saw Tuface in that grey looking Range Rover Sport. Confirmed it was him through his noticeable "ogo" behind the steering wheel. He was smiling and driving, shining-----heading towards his home.

You know bros, this is for you. Lagos prides itself with countless multimillionaires of many persuasions- some legal, some not. However, what sets u apart is that you are not faceless- you are an international star. As a public figure, even the way you shit sef (if that could be pictured) influences the way your listeners view you talk less your private life or little rugrats. Anyway, that’s off on another tangent.

Indeed, we here at nairaland are sorry to hear about your misfortune that spared you life (your greatest asset), setting you back roughly 15 million naira (Coscharis price). We pray that you learn from life's lessons and that the good Lord will continue to send His angels to guide you.

Loneliness is not an abnormal humanistic construct. It is not necessarily a condition devoid of "direction" or "love" as a person can possess a loving persona and yet be lonely. Case in point - long distance interpersonal relationships or relationships where the subjects are incompatible. Need i also say that the view that to be alone is to be without direction is highly flawed.

@Oscawilde – Since your quest is for a “babe” who would hopefully relieve you off your lonesome. Pali, I would suggest you shine your eyes well well as you mingle more . ------make woman no take your eye see pepper------

What's the year and mileage?

Whassup,
I've decided to join the bandwagon using this avenue to seek an intelligible lady to date, possibly more.