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BusinessRe: Novel Event Idea by touche(m): 2:52am On Jan 23, 2008
@Poster

You are so excited about your idea, I thought you'd discovered a diamond mine in Ajegunle cheesy !! I like your enthusiasm wink.
Technology MarketRe: For Sale: Hp Photo Printer by touche(op): 12:51am On Jan 23, 2008
New offers?
BusinessRe: 'Chinese Formular' For Baking Bread? by touche(op): 11:48pm On Jan 22, 2008
WOW shocked!!! My 3rd homepage post out of just 157 attempts!! smiley
Technology MarketRe: For Sale: Hp Photo Printer by touche(op): 1:40am On Jan 22, 2008
@ webemerald, tayope, kay_8080

I've forwarded the prices to your mailboxes.

Cheers.
BusinessRe: 'Chinese Formular' For Baking Bread? by touche(op): 12:33am On Jan 22, 2008
Comments,
PhonesRe: Request In This Post For Any Application You Want by touche(m): 7:33am On Jan 16, 2008
@sect

Thanks. Do I have to log on to the website via my phone to download?
PhonesRe: Request In This Post For Any Application You Want by touche(m): 6:45am On Jan 16, 2008
Nokia N 95 and Apple i-phone.
PhonesRe: Request In This Post For Any Application You Want by touche(m): 6:37am On Jan 16, 2008
I need a bible and dictionary for a symbian nokia phone.

I need to unlock an i-phone.

Thanks in anticipation.
Technology MarketRe: For Sale: Hp Photo Printer by touche(op): 1:18am On Jan 16, 2008
@ a-point

No, I am not. Tell me.
Business'Chinese Formular' For Baking Bread? by touche(op): 12:32am On Jan 16, 2008
'Chinese Take Over Bread Business' Word on the streets is that Nigerian bakeries are shutting down because they can't keep up with competition from Chinese bakeries such as Oasis, Watsons etc.

I wonder how the Chinese bake bread so cheap. What's the 'Chinese formula' for baking bread?
SportsRe: Arsenal News Thread by touche(op): 6:46am On Jan 09, 2008
Tue 08 Jan, 2008:

Is the most obvious candidate that should be allowed to go Gilberto? :

From all indications, it is! He's current form is nothing to write home about, the captain’s arm band has been given to Gallas) and the financial profit for Arsenal will be very handsome, case study: Ljunberg transfer to West Ham. Very lucrative to Arsenal! .


Juventus is ready to fork out a few million pounds for his signature plus Arsenal will be saving his substantial salary which runs into a few million pounds a year! lipsrsealed.

Just like Fabregas after Viara's depature I sure hope the rest of the midfielders like Flamini, Diaby, Denilson, Song and Randall (don’t forget that Djourou can play that position well!!) will get a chance to shine!
SportsRe: Arsenal News Thread by touche(op): 5:51am On Jan 09, 2008
Tue 08 Jan, 2008:

The Woman Behind Hleb’s Resurgence:

One of the reasons why Arsenal 's on top?

Alexander Hleb’s fantastic skills and energetic commitment. This wasn’t the case last season.

“Behind every successful man there is a woman”, and it seems that this saying is being proved true in Alexander’s case.

Her name is Anastasia Kosenkova (Nastya) and she 'sings' for the pop group “Topless”lipsrsealed.

SportsRe: Arsenal News Thread by touche(op): 5:40am On Jan 09, 2008
Tue 08 Jan, 2008:

Newcastle Target Diarra!


Sam Allardyce, faced with prospects of loosing Kevin Nolan, is now said to be 'eyeing' Arsenal's talented 22-year-old France midfielder Lassana Diarra who's been 'restless' because of lack of 1st team opportunities.

Tottenham also declared interest cheesy, I Guess Arsene Wenger will rather die than sell to them, being local rivals and all . Portsmouth also interested , the boy's HOT!

After the loss to Allediare inspired Middlesbrough angry, and outstanding performances by Pennant and Bentley,we should be wary about selling players to other premiership teams especially local rivals.
SportsRe: Arsenal News Thread by touche(op): 4:57am On Jan 09, 2008
Tue 08 Jan, 2008:

Borussia Dortmund fans reject Lehmann:

Borussia Dortmund fans do not want the club to sign Arsenal keeper Jens Lehmann! Why? Well, because he used to play for their rivals Schalke 04.
SportsRe: Arsenal News Thread by touche(op): 4:52am On Jan 09, 2008
Tue 08 Jan, 2008:

Aston Villa want to sign Arsenal defender Justin Hoyte.

I doubt whether Arsene Wenger will sell a player with such potential.
SportsRe: Arsenal News Thread by touche(op): 4:42am On Jan 09, 2008
Tue 08 Jan, 2008:

Lehman's Last Arsenal Game?

Arsene Wenger has expressed his concerns over Lehman's future with Arsenal sad. Almunia is in top form right now so I guess we won't miss him much undecided.

Almunia is getting more experienced and we are feeling increasingly safer with him between the goal posts. However, if we sell him, there's a possibility of developing a GOAL KEEPER shortage problem[b] case study CHELSEA [/b]. Fabiansky looked very useful in the few appearances he put in so far for the first team but if Almunia got injured is he really ready and experienced enough in this League to deputise adequately?
To take matters one step further what if, as happened at Chelsea, the need arises to bring in the third choice goalkeeper, 19 year old Vito Mannone? Is he up to it or will we see our title aspirations evaporate for lack of depth in this position?

If pushed it may be alright to take chances with almost all the other outfield positions (as we will with Kolo going away) but on the goalkeeper position, I would argue that it’s not really advisable if not reckless.

That is why I would think that Arsenal should first be looking to keep Lehmann and failing that look to bring in an experienced goalkeeper who will be trusted to deputise adequately should the need arise.

Arsene Wenger might splash 4 million pounds!!! shocked on 20 year old Wales (and Wolverhampton) goalkeeper, Wayne Hennessey he scored with a 40-yard free kick playing for Wales Under-19s against Turkey!! shocked.

He's said to be good in the air and on the ground! He is ready to step into Premiership football now, undecided[s] I hope it’s not just transfer window speculation.[/s] lipsrsealed

SportsArsenal News Thread by touche(op): 4:20am On Jan 09, 2008
Tue 08 Jan, 2008:

David Beckham trains with Arsenal 2nd team!!!


I guess there's no 'space' for him in the 1st youth team wink. Well, he gets a chance to train with the 1st team once in a while according to rumours.

Still on Beckham, his wife has just been 'crowned' Worst Dressed Celebrity lipsrsealed and Manchester United [s]that name shouldn't be mentioned on this thread[/s]want David Beckham to become the club's global ambassador when he retires from playing. It is a role that would net the former England skipper around £2m a year!
Technology MarketRe: For Sale: Hp Photo Printer by touche(op): 3:10am On Jan 09, 2008
Any offers?
Technology MarketRe: Bluetooth Headset Prices Pls by touche(m): 8:36am On Jan 08, 2008
n3,000- n3,500
Technology MarketFor Sale: Hp Photo Printer by touche(op): 8:28am On Jan 08, 2008
Thinking of starting a small business? Photography can be very profitable. You can charge as much as N400 for 4 instant (5 mins) digital passports.

Compact Photo Printer is ready to simplify your life in three quick steps:
-Just insert a flash drive or camera memory card (multiple slots available),
-view your shots on the 2.4" display,
-and press a button to print.

Great pics to go:

-Print from a camera memory card: you don't need a computer
-Preview and select photos on the 2.4" LCD full colour display
-Save time by browsing and selecting photos while you print
-Pack it and go: this small, lightweight printer is highly portable and tucks into small spaces
-Automatically remove red eye, sharpen photos, and improve color using the red-eye removal button
-Preserve your memories for generations with the lab-quality printing that resists fading
-Immediately pass around photos; there's no need to trim edges or cut off borders
-Print wirelessly from Bluetooth-enabled devices.

Suitable for a small photography business.


Enquiries: 08081025878, touche2k2002@yahoo.com

WebmastersGuide To Free Software And Web Apps by touche(op): 12:50pm On Dec 31, 2007
WebmastersRe: What Do You Think Of Nigerian Newspaper Sites? by touche(m): 11:09am On Dec 31, 2007
They are alrite. But they need to be updated more often. Eg. Thisday: I'm sick of seeing the same old Thisday music festival pictures.
ComputersRe: Problem: Some Websites Not Opening With Starcomms by touche(m): 10:40am On Dec 31, 2007
Most ISPs disable access to p2p programs because they consume a lot of bandwidth. Viruses and spyware can also reduce browsing speed considerably.
HealthRent A Womb! by touche(op): 9:11am On Dec 31, 2007
Jokes EtcRe: The Virgin Joke by touche(op): 3:39pm On Dec 20, 2007
smiley
CultureRe: Do You Speak Yoruba? by touche(m): 3:24pm On Dec 20, 2007
Me o gbo yoruba sad.
Jokes EtcRe: I Deserve To Rule This Country (nigeria). by touche(m): 2:59pm On Dec 20, 2007
cyber nut case. What a waste of cyber cafe bandwidth.
Jokes EtcThe Virgin Joke by touche(op): 2:52pm On Dec 20, 2007
Virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
Forum GamesRe: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by touche(m): 2:46pm On Dec 20, 2007
I like proper written English
@ poster Please add an 's' after 'sentence' smiley.
FoodRe: What Is The Best Way To Prepare Indomie, O, Or Chikki Noodles? by touche(m): 2:28pm On Dec 20, 2007
Recipe:

-Fry some tomatoes, onions and pepper in a pan for about 3- 5 mins.
-Add 1/2 cube of maggi and some salt.
-When the sauce is ready, add about 1 1/2 cups of water.
-Boil for about 2 mins, then add the indomie and the spice.
-Cook till its ready (don't stir).
-Add sardines, corned beef etc. for extra flavour.

Your indomie xpress is ready!!
FoodRe: Peanut Butter Addiction. by touche(m): 2:11pm On Dec 20, 2007
I'm hoplessly addicted too. So addicted, its listed as one of my interests on my Facebook profile page. No acne on my face though.

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