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RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Think That Bankers Are Flirts? by touche(m): 1:26pm On Dec 20, 2007
The average banker works 12 - 14 hours, Monday - Friday (sometimes Saturday). Therefore, they don't have time for serious relationships.
As a result, they tend to be promiscuous (especially the ladies) wink. Furthermore, ladies have the impression at banker guys are rich judging by their suits (outward appearance) and 'armed robber' salaries (pocket size). These ladies tend to be easy prey for banker play boys.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by touche(m): 10:41am On Dec 19, 2007
@Jackal

This thread is "for Gunners only". Judging from the number of posts u have on the thread, I guess you must be really fascinated with our team. Self proclaimed Arsenal hater but theres a thin line between love and hate. Tired of falling asleep during MAN[b]'s[/b]CHEST[b]er's[/b] games huh?  wink Our doors are wide open.
SportsRe: Man Utd: Set To Rule Europe Once Again by touche(m): 10:28am On Dec 19, 2007
Rule Europe? Joke of the day! cheesy
Ths same Manchester United that couldn't beat bottom of the table Bolton and manages to score once in every game  huh
SportsRe: The Bundesliga Is Crap by touche(m): 10:22am On Dec 19, 2007
German football is kinda boring (crosses from the wings instead of direct play) but highly effective. Check out their club's and national team's records.

Mr poster either has problems expressing himself or is looking for cheap publicity.
CelebritiesAde Bendel Bags 6yrs Jail Term by touche(op): 9:48am On Dec 19, 2007
An Ikeja High Court has sentenced an Advance Fee Fraud (419) kingpin, Adedeji Alumile (a.k.a Ade Bendel), to six years imprisonment for defrauding an Egyptian General, Abdel Azim Attia of over $500,000 (N65million) in 2003.

source: http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=98390
CelebritiesRe: Your Best And Worst Nigerian Comedian? by touche(m): 9:36am On Dec 19, 2007
Best: I Go Dye

Worst: Julius Agu (reminds me of Jim Carrey, he tries too hard to be funny).
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Strictly Chelsea Talk: by touche(m): 1:59am On Dec 18, 2007
Sad bunch of losers sad. Arsenal rocks tongue.
Jokes EtcRe: Portsmouth Fans Only by touche(m): 8:30pm On Dec 15, 2007
lol, being a Portsmouth fan is kinda funny undecided
Jokes EtcRe: What's Ur Ass Type? by touche(m): 8:28pm On Dec 15, 2007
@ ben~jay

, pentium 1 brain, lol
Jokes EtcWhy You Shouldn't Steal by touche(op): 7:59pm On Dec 15, 2007
Don't steal.

Why?

Because the Nigerian government doesn't like competition. wink
Technology MarketRe: Where I Got Free Access To Product Worth $10,000.00 by touche(m): 6:28pm On Dec 15, 2007
If you are making so much money from this 'secret' i wonder why you will want to spill the beans for only N2,500. What's my guarantee that you won't 'zoom off' with my N2,500.
My guess is you paid someone to get this 'link', realized that its not profitable and so you are trying to 'recruit' others.

Yahooze wink.
PhonesRe: MTN Barred From Further Sale Of SIM Cards? by touche(m): 3:08pm On Dec 14, 2007
Its high time someone 'stepped up' to these useless telecoms companies. The fact that they paid hundreds of millions
of dollars for licenses does not mean that they should be so profit oriented (to the extent that they neglect proper
service delivery).

The Solution:

1. Servicom needs to play a more active role in protecting consumers from poor service delivery from telecoms
companies (and banks).

2. The head of NCC (Ernest Ndukwe) needs to be more effective and aggressive in handling these telecoms
companies. We need an El Rufai or Dora Akinyuli to head the NCC.
GamingRe: Can You Beat Me In Pes6 Match by touche(m): 7:01am On Dec 12, 2007
Action speaks louder than words. undecided A lot of 'careers' have gone down the drain, egos badly bruised and bets lost (money and once a girlfriend, but i 'returned' her back) as a result of my deadly 4 - 2 - 4 formation. Can't go wrong with Adriano up front.
GamingHalo 3 Heroic Map Pack by touche(op): 6:48am On Dec 12, 2007
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Members That Should Be Banned? by touche(m): 6:27am On Dec 12, 2007
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Will You Spend Your Christmas? by touche(m): 6:11am On Dec 12, 2007
@ home eating free food like in the good ol' days.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Is The Power Supply In Your Area? by touche(m): 6:04am On Dec 12, 2007
Fair undecided. About 16 hrs/day thanks to some shady nepa guy that connected me to the 'governor's line' (for a handsome fee of course) lipsrsealed. Deleted the 'generator fuel' row in my budget. smiley
CareerRe: Office Dating: For Or Against? by touche(m): 5:50am On Dec 12, 2007
Against.

'Absence increases respect and honour'. Colleagues probably see too much of each other. The relationship will certainly lack the element of suspense, how can she sit back and daydream about him when he's right there??!!
Christianity EtcRe: Redeemed Church Opens World's Biggest Auditorium, Costs N7.7b by touche(m): 5:04am On Dec 12, 2007
@Somze
King David was worshiping God and he danced 'too' much for a King. One of his wives complained and she became barren for life.
The Bible is the inspired word of God i.e. there is a reason why the building of the temple was fully elaborated upon. In Paul's era, churches were established in Corinth, Ephesus etc. Therefore, structures must have been constructed.

Your 'argument' holds no water.
Christianity EtcRe: Redeemed Church Opens World's Biggest Auditorium, Costs N7.7b by touche(m): 4:40am On Dec 12, 2007
@Seun, Mamajama

'The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge'. I think its wiser not to comment lipsrsealed negatively on religious issues.
Case study: One of David's wives became barren for complaining about King David's overzealous worshiping of God. Solomon spent much more building the temple of the Lord, and the good Book states clearly that the people gave willingly. Pastors don't force the congregation to make donations towards the completion of building projects or to pay tithes and offerings. Rather, they preach about the benefits of giving to God (via your church) and towards God's work (building projects).

In a nutshell, the concept of giving is just a part of the equation (Christianity). You don't just give, sit back and expect positive results.
ComputersRe: Oracle Listener by touche(m): 2:19am On Dec 11, 2007
Are you starting up the listener using SQL or Enterprise Manager. If its SQL, then you need to export the lsnrctl parameter along with other start up parameters. In EM, you search for listener and start it up.
If you haven't created a listener, use the Database configuration assistant DBCA to create one and remember to specify the name of the database the listener will 'listen' on.
FamilyRe: Protect Your Baby Boy From Becoming A Homosexual by touche(m): 11:13am On Dec 06, 2007
Nice cut & paste. I wonder whether the poster even bothered to read the contents of his post. Pure, unadulterated bullshit.
Giving such a post homepage treatment, hmm, Seun is very mischievous lipsrsealedhas a very healthy sense of humour wink.
CareerRe: Ccna Materials Needed. by touche(m): 8:00pm On Nov 09, 2007
pls send me latest dumps touche2k2002@yahoo.com
HealthRe: My Roommate Smokes: How Can It Affect Me? by touche(m): 9:39am On Oct 31, 2007
Call NDLEA
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by touche(m): 9:46pm On Oct 27, 2007
September
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Ugliest Politician In Nigeria? by touche(m): 9:13pm On Oct 27, 2007
Uduaghan, Governor Delta State. Men, wo-wo carry stick dey pursue d guy.
PoliticsRe: Criticise Yar'adua Here by touche(m): 10:29am On Oct 26, 2007
He needs to be more vocal.
PoliticsRe: Etteh Agrees To Step Aside by touche(op): 12:30pm On Oct 25, 2007
She's the most despised politician since Baba. I wonder why.
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Best Person To Rule Nigeria? by touche(m): 11:53am On Oct 25, 2007
Prof Pat Utomi
PoliticsEtteh Agrees To Step Aside by touche(op): 11:39am On Oct 25, 2007
After over four weeks of confusion and stalemate in the House of Representatives over how to handle the report of the Hon. David Idoko panel on the controversial renovation contract, the Speaker, Hon. Patricia Etteh, who has been recalcitrant all along, has finally agreed to step aside.

source: http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=93313
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: New In Abuja by touche(m): 10:52pm On Oct 15, 2007
touche2k2002@yahoo.com
ComputersRe: Hire Purchase Laptops by touche(m): 6:21pm On Oct 13, 2007
oceanic bank and bank PhB.
You need:
-proof of a steady source of income: 6 months account statement
-cover letter from employer
-invoice of the laptop you intend to buy

The bank investigates whether you are credit worthy and then you are required to open an account. The cost of payment for the laptop will be credited into the account.
You pay for the laptop and then repay the bank in 12 installments (via the account) at about 18% interest rate.

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