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Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Touchfarm: 10:38am On Aug 08, 2023
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Boss thanks. I used speedaf and Both packages are already waiting for collection at the post office
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Touchfarm: 8:10am On Aug 08, 2023
Touchfarm:
Greetings..... Please two items I ordered are showing item has arrived linehaul office in destination country for the past two weeks. Can I visit my post office for collection?

I need advise on this please
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Touchfarm: 8:22pm On Aug 07, 2023
Greetings..... Please two items I ordered are showing item has arrived linehaul office in destination country for the past two weeks. Can I visit my post office for collection?
Family / Re: Am I Responsible For The Pregnancy Or It Is A Setup? by Touchfarm: 7:08pm On Aug 19, 2022
JudgeNotHi:
We are both adults, she's 27yrs and I am 33yrs.
.

Then do as I adviced. Tell your lawyer to draft a legal document that you will take care of her till she gives birth and you will run paternity test , if the child is not yours, she will pay damages to the sum of #30 million naira and if she is not able to pay, she will go to jail for a long time. Let she and her parents both sign the document.

They won't be able to sign because the pregnancy is not yours.

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Family / Re: Am I Responsible For The Pregnancy Or It Is A Setup? by Touchfarm: 6:46pm On Aug 19, 2022
JudgeNotHi:
I need help. Could she be saying the truth or she's trying to hook.

I'm in a very stable relationship and as a matter fact, I'll be getting married to the love of my world, the one whom my heart continuously long for daily in next month.

Nevertheless, there's this lady whom happened to be an old friend for about 2 years now. We've been very close chat buddies and virtually could discuss anything online to each other (I mean anything). On one occasion, she suggested we meet up at my place to watch a movie Twilight together. Well, since I wasn't doing anything in particular for the weekend and my fiance wasn't in town, why not? (Trust me, my intents was pure and genuine).

The Saturday came, and we did have a lovely time together until the devil struck. One thing led to another and we both ended up kissing and eventually had sex. I wasn't careless not to have not used a protection but I could remember the condom coming off at a Point and was quickly replaced with another new one. Trust me guyz, we both felt bad immediately after the incident and both apologized to one another and that was it.

Fast forward to the present, I got a call from her for the first time after that incident (I had to cut off all communication with her after what happened) and she broke the news to me that she was feeling a little different which prompted her to go do a test, and to my greatest shock, she said it came out positive, SHE IS PREGNANT!!!

How is this even possible? We made our precisely on the 30th of July and the test results shows she's about 2weeks pregnant (Note: the test results shows it was carried out on the 12th of August. Moreover, I never even released when the condom came off into her and we had to remove it. How is it possible?

Now, the mother called and even asked to see me in person that, the daughter already explained all that ensued between us, and I should come and let's discuss our next move, that no daughter of hers gives birth outside wedlock.

In all these, I am so confused. The honest truth is, I never told the lady in particular I was getting married in the month of September. My wife to be does know her as just a friend and that's all but kept my wedding plans away from the lady despite how opened we were to each other.

Nairalanders, I am so confused. I have cried, begged her, pleaded with her to come clean with me, but she insists I was the only one she meet within that time frame. Even in the presence of her mother, she kept asking her, are you sure? She kept insisting I was the only one she had sex with last month.

My world is presently on pause mode as I don't know what to thing anymore. But I am 99.9% sure I am not responsible for the pregnancy. I even requested she used my hospital for a second test and it still came out positive.

I am currently, planning on telling my wife to be the whole truth and before then, involve our counselling pastor. I can't bring myself to tell my family despite the fact her mother keep insisting she comes to see my mother.

My inner most being tells me I am been set up, because I remember vividly on that night, she kept insisting I remove the condom that it was hurting her but I insisted.

Could the pregnancy be truly mine? Do I come clean to my babe? Do I just runaway? So many questions and I am deeply depressed and sad on how I got myself into the terrible mess. At this moment, I deserve whatever insults is thrown at me. I truly deserve them, BUT I NEVER FOR ONCE DOUBT my love for my wife to be, I truly love her...

Hope the girl in question is up to 18 years?.This once happened to me. Its a pure set up and her mother might be in on this.

SOLUTION: Go make a formal complaint to a loyal and drag the girl and the mother to a police station. Let you lawyer admit that since you slept with her(with protection), you will take care of the pregnancy and when she gives birth you will run a DNA test, if its yours, you will accept the baby, but if its not, you will sue her for damages in the amount of #30 million. If she is sure the pregnancy is yours, let her sign and her parents should also sign as witnesses.

You will be surprise how they will tell you forget about the whole issue. In my own case, they said they leave me for God.

It was later I found out that the girl and her mother have already trued pinning the pregnancy on two people before me .

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Career / Re: With A Capital Of N2M: Should I Relocate To Europe Or Open A Pharmacy In Nigeria by Touchfarm: 4:58pm On Mar 30, 2022
Quaddafi29:
Move immediately. This no place for anybody. I wish I can get a cleaning job in Europe, I will simply burn my MA degree ad say bye to this country forever. Even more corpse won't come back here


If you make close to #800k monthly, would you still want to move to Europe?
Career / Re: With A Capital Of N2M: Should I Relocate To Europe Or Open A Pharmacy In Nigeria by Touchfarm: 4:57pm On Mar 30, 2022
Tiwatope1:
Good day Nairalanders!
I need to make an informed decision.
I have a Capital of 2M , should I open a pharmacy/ chemist in Nigeria or Move to Europe,I also have baking skills.
I'm confused on which part to follow
P.s I'm not a pharmacist but experienced in that field.


Open a pharmacy in a good location and make #700k monthly

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Phones / Re: oraimo Toast PD Pro: How Your Phone Will Go From 0-60% In 30 Minutes by Touchfarm: 8:52am On Aug 12, 2021
Adakintroy:
Nigeria Sha..the things we have to waste money one are just cyclically or living in one spot.

If steady light de. We no go need generators or it's parts or solar or rechargeables or power banks or pay money to repairs. It's too much we are giving out for one reason.

My brother weh go u.k tell me funny story how him de rush de charge phone when him first reach there. The thing was Instinct weh him carry from nigeria . But now all those things like power banks him no know we're him drop them self.

Even in west african countries like senegal, benin and togo, they don't know or need generator..., how much more power bank.

We are celebrating backwardness
Career / Re: What business can 300k do by Touchfarm: 10:59am On Jul 26, 2021
Contact me 09092023348, I have Kudi pos, first bank pos, quick teller pos I want to sell.


Dougnan:


Was thinking about this.. but getting the machine is hard. You can hardly get it even in two months. And I don't want to keep long before presenting the man with the business idea so he doesn't change his mind or use the money
Career / Re: My Brother's Company Takes Him To Court Because He Resigned by Touchfarm: 12:02pm On Jun 29, 2021
BuyAndSellStuff:
Nigerian employers are wicked. They treat you like trash but the moment you want to help them take out the trash, they start fighting your exit.

Which means they know your value but are trying to paint you bad so you keep believing that you aren't good enough.

If you've worked in a multinational corporation, you will understand that 80% of them have nothing upstairs. All they do is wear clothes and sleep around.

If you know your worth, dump your evil employer once you get a job offer and never look back. Bastards.


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As for the OP, dump that useless lawyer. He is there to milk you dry.
Write a petition to the ministry of labour, copy EFCC, FIRS, PENCOM & crazy NGOs. Highlight how your former employer duped you for 5 years, show evidence of pension remittance (which is a grave offence), delayed salaries, show all the financial misappropriations they have committed.

Watch them backtrack. The fire those thieving organizations will put on their ass, they won't even remember you.

Lastly, play dirty. Take their names & pictures to social media with screenshots. Names of company, MD, Directors involved etc. Shake them!! They have more to lose.

Most of them are claiming deacons in their churches and forming leaders in their residential estates. Behave like a sokoloan agent with their integrity or you can sit there & continue to wallow in self pity.

@op please listen to the above suggestion and ask your brother to fight dirty.

I once did this to one of the commercial banks in nigeria and within an hour, I got a call from the branch manger assuring me my case will be resolved the next day.

I did an inter bank transfer and despite with evidence that money was debited from my account, they we're telling me they can't credit the person I sent money to,, that they can't find details of the transaction.

After threatening to post my ordeal on all social media platform, they reversed my money within 30 minutes. Meanwhile, have been visiting the branch and calling the head office for almost a month on the issue
Career / Re: How I End Up Washing People's Poo As A Graduate With 2:1 by Touchfarm: 5:59pm On Jun 26, 2021
SOLUTION:

Please quit that job ASAP.

There are a million and on ways to make money and survive easily in nigeria with little or no capital.

Put shame and pride aside, go out there and sell cold pure water at a major bus stop, save from your profit and move to the next level.

I started this way and I can tell you my personal business fetch me more than 500k presently
Travel / Re: Pls Which Country Can I Travel To With ₦1.5 Million To Hustle? by Touchfarm: 3:28pm On Jun 04, 2021
Moredanaconquer:
Mauritania

What business can one do in Mauritania?

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Travel / Re: Best African Country To Migrate To by Touchfarm: 8:41pm On May 14, 2021
DBlackCeazer:
Senegal, been there, first the positives, I really like the weather, they are very peaceful people, the law there works better than in Nigeria, power and water supply is constant, roads are decent. Garbage is collected every day for free
Negatives,
1, though I find them welcoming, Nigerians there have a bad reputation and they tend to avoid Nigerians especially when it comes to business, A dude once stepped on me in a club at the Almadies, and even threatened to deport 'all of us' if he ever gets into power.
2, You'll definitely have issues with their food. Infact they do not have good varieties.
3, Renting a decent apartment is expensive. Coupled with the fact that most landlords would prefer a Senegalese to a Nigerian.
4, There is a huge language barrier except you speak French, even that won't be enough as most uneducated Senegalese which makes up a large percentage of the country speak only Wolof.
5, They have limited public buses, so you might spend a lot on Taxis if you move around often.

To wrap it up, I had the intention of establishing a business there, I weighed my options and decided to invest in Naija. Though I am still questioning what led me to that decision.

Thanks for this response. I will be visiting senegal next week for business. I need the little info I can gather to ensure my stay is hitch free

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Travel / Re: Best African Country To Migrate To by Touchfarm: 5:34pm On May 14, 2021
Kingstanding:
. My brother I'm telling you from experienced there is no country in West Africa that is better than Nigeria.
.

Can you please throw more light on this.

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Travel / Re: Best African Country To Migrate To by Touchfarm: 5:29pm On May 14, 2021
Eriokanmi:
Security first...should top the list. If you speak French or yoruba, you may consider Benin Republic, Rwanda too. You won't face language barrier there

Do Rwandans speak Yoruba?
Travel / Re: Best African Country To Migrate To by Touchfarm: 5:28pm On May 14, 2021
Bros, am interested in senegal. What kind of business can one invest on in senegal?.
Celebrities / Re: Etinosa Idemudia’s Second Marriage Crashes Less Than A Year by Touchfarm: 11:34am On May 09, 2021
Techguy96:

All the pastors that are divorcing up and down in Nigeria what is their challenge



Help me ask this fakee pastor and a foool

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Business / Business Trip To Senegal by Touchfarm: 10:08pm On May 04, 2021
Please I need advice ASAP. Can a one way ticket take me to senegal for business without facing any immigration stress?

Am traveling to senegal for a business deal and am not sure how long it will take me to source for the goods. So am thinking of taking a flight with one way ticket to dakar senegal to save cost
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs PSG UCL (2 - 0) On 4th May 2021 by Touchfarm: 10:04pm On May 04, 2021
Please I need advice ASAP. Can a one way ticket take me to senegal for business without facing any immigration stress?

Am traveling to senegal for a business deal and am not sure how long it will take me to source for the goods. So am thinking of taking a flight with one way ticket to dakar senegal to save cost
Politics / Re: Maqari: You Are Going To ‘Paradise’ Direct If Kidnappers, Bandits Kill You by Touchfarm: 10:03pm On May 04, 2021
Please I need advice ASAP. Can a one way ticket take me to senegal for business without facing any immigration stress?

Am traveling to senegal for a business deal and am not sure how long it will take me to source for the goods. So am thinking of taking a flight with one way ticket to dakar senegal to save cost
Sports / Re: Please Advice Me!!! Jogging Pros by Touchfarm: 6:15pm On Apr 26, 2021
Please visit a lab and check your uric acid level.

Samething happened to me few years ago. I tried most hospitals and did x rays and scan. All the doctors could come up with was arthritis and gave me pain tablets.

I had to stop jogging and boxing completely for 6years due to the pain and working was almost becoming impossible.

I was lucky to get a contact of a doctor in india. He requested for the x rays and scan I did and confirmed that its not a bone issue. He asked me to run 3 different test and one of them was uric acid test.

I went to different labs in my area and even visited lagos state teaching hospital at ikeja and they told me they don't have the equipment for the uric acid test

A nurse later directed me to a private lab where I did the test and result was sent to me within a week.

The result confirmed that my uric acid level was extremely high (13 and the maximum for male is 4-7). I sent the result through whatsapp and the Indian doctor told me this is why am having knee pain.

He prescribed some drugs for me and within two weeks, I was free of pains.

Imagine suffering for more than 6 years with knee pain and not being able to work well and all doctors I met in lagos could give to me was pain medication.

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Properties / Re: 150ah Ritar Batteries Just Arrived by Touchfarm: 11:27am On Apr 23, 2021
How much is the 150ah Rita battery?. Hope its brand new?
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri States How PDP Left Nigeria On May 29, 2015 As 1$ Approaches ₦500 by Touchfarm: 11:01am On Apr 23, 2021
Help me ask the brainw***hed guy. �
Family / Re: I Married Into The Wrong Family.. (true Story) by Touchfarm: 7:49am On Nov 29, 2020
Perfectsouth:
Cc royalroy

NEVER DATE OR MARRY A GIRL OR LADY WHO IS VISIONLESS AND DOESN'T ALIGN WITH YOUR DREAMS , GOALS AND ASPIRATION.

I was blinded by love cos she was beautiful. Initially when we started out, things were fine. I was doing well for myself as a photographer. then from forgetting pant to bag to clothes, we started living a couples life..
The way I wired myself right from inception,i don't drink, I don't smoke and believe, I don't womanize.. I don't even watch football.. I am an extreme introvert..
So I started noticing that when it is past 11 or 12am,she will sneak out to club, it took me time to notice this cos I always sleep early. When I noticed this and tried to stop her, she will get angry and just leave the house at night, one day, I almost got shot by our vigilante and that day, I vowed to drive her away. She apologized prosefuly and promised to change.. Well, it seems she changed..
Fast forward to 6yrs later, we got married and today, eight years later, we are blessed with two beautiful kids, a 4yrs boy and 2yrs girl.. They are beautiful and adoring..

Now something happened to me last year.. I lost everything I owned.. I was doing well for myself, I have workers, owned a car and was building myself a nice house. Everything went down the drain.. Everything.. I went to pray about what was happening to me and I was told to fast for some days that some secrets will be revealed to me.. Well I did and the revelation started pouring in..

While we still dating, not married then, my wife was doing runs and I didn't even know, this is how I got to know..
One of the yahoo guys he dated back then, he slept with her and gave her money. But she was not satisfied with the money he gave her so while that guy went into the bathroom, my wife took the money he intend to buy fuel with and ran away. According to the guy, when he tried to trace her on foot, Sars nabbed him. He spent close to 2million before he could get off their hook so since then, he vowed to kill her anytime he sees her.. Fortunately for him, he saw her on Facebook and then use a wealthy Nigeria young rich Nigerian picture to message her.. And they started talking.. In a week, they've started sending nudes to each other. And she was already planning how to leave me and the kids and flee with her new lover.. This time around, we are not together cos when things got unbearable, she left with the kids to her parents place.. She said she can't go to mine..
Don't know how but this guy knows me, I was very popular in the state I was cos of the work I do.. So when he went through my wife's Facebook, he saw our wedding pics and he was disappointed.. Believe me, I was very hardworking and for 7years, she didn't work, I was sponsoring her expensive lifestyle and I didn't even feel it a bit.. There was a time I told her to learn event management since I am a photographer, we can always work together, she said she is to fragile to work or learn anything.. But last year, she decided to learn fashion designing.. So this guy sent me all their 2months plus chat.. Where she badmouthed me just to gain Favour.. It was so damning.. She badmouthed my mom,.
So when the guy made his intention known to her and that he has sent me all their chats.
While they were chatting, she already told the mom that she has found a very rich guy..the guy even told her to break up with me and she did, someone she hasn't met before.. So when she broke up with me, I called her mom and told her, her mom was like, I should go and look for something good doing and forget about love for now.. Now when the whole issue came out, the mom came to where I was with some people and started begging that it was the devils handiwork..

Rule 1 of marriage : never ever accept a cheating wife back for any reason. @op, its clear that untimely death is your portion
Family / Re: Help My Husband Lacks Self Control by Touchfarm: 7:41am On Oct 05, 2020
Highesschief1:
So sorry about your situation, I have seen a lot of the advice people gave but you need to do something practical here..
You will need the family doctor or any doctor he trust to work with you on this.. The doctor will check and tell him that his liver is going bad already and with any bottle he takes he is going closer to his grave that he has less than a year to live unless he stops drinking the liver will not recover but if he continues drinking that he will die in less than a year.
On your part you should arrange a temporary break up tell him you are not ready to be a widow but since he is ready to die and leave you with the kids you might as well start getting ready for a life without him.
The fear of losing his life, kids and wife will sobber him up fast.
Good luck as you try this, it worked on some one I know

God bless you immensely for this advice

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