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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Mentality by Toygod(m): 3:21am On Mar 08, 2012
Garri smoking na sign of poverty
Jokes Etc / Re: Bilaus Funny Answers by Toygod(m): 3:17am On Mar 08, 2012
Dunno wot to say?
Jokes Etc / Re: She's All Over Me by Toygod(m): 3:13am On Mar 08, 2012
MSCHEW , BIG TIME
Jokes Etc / Re: Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by Toygod(m): 3:09am On Mar 08, 2012
mstchewwwwwwwwwww
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Is 75% Of Igbo People's Head Like This? by Toygod(m): 2:52am On Mar 08, 2012
LOL, i think, we are making head-ways in Naigeria
Jokes Etc / Re: Meet The Girl Of My Dream by Toygod(m): 2:07am On Mar 08, 2012
NAIJA PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haba, u na don try am first?. Give it an attempt, and see d gudness of d Lord.
Jokes Etc / Re: Meet The Girl Of My Dream by Toygod(m): 10:35pm On Mar 06, 2012
E b like say,u wan go early grave
Jokes Etc / Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Toygod(m): 9:18pm On Mar 06, 2012
i just dey laff, cos I DEY FEEL LIKE OBASANJO
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Aptitude Test Format For Cowbell Company by Toygod(m): 10:18pm On Mar 05, 2012
SORRY,dd u apply? for which post? and av they invited u for test?, then, i ll knw ow to hlp.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Of Nigeria Plc Calling? by Toygod(m): 10:03pm On Mar 04, 2012
Sowie guyz,i just went thru d mssg again, dont u think its crazy? 20months traininng? for wot, even if im chosen,i might pull out , coz i think deir are better things to do with my time. NoT trying to discourage anybodi
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Pt 2 by Toygod(m): 9:39pm On Mar 04, 2012
Im i supposed to laff at dis? shocked embarassed lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Pt 2 by Toygod(m): 10:25pm On Mar 03, 2012
Ekeroyal, haha, y nw
Jokes Etc / Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Toygod(m): 10:08pm On Mar 03, 2012
Read over again, and if u dont still undastand, then,
@MOGUL. O, RIP
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Know If You're Local. by Toygod(m): 10:00pm On Mar 03, 2012
If u open a silly thread like dis, u're damn local
vivly, na wa o lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc / Re: Ramatu Part 6 by Toygod(m): 9:44pm On Mar 03, 2012
Me no undastand o
Jokes Etc / Re: The Three Patients Story by Toygod(m): 9:35pm On Mar 03, 2012
Eyah, terrible
Jokes Etc / Re: The Parrot And The Lady by Toygod(m): 9:28pm On Mar 03, 2012
I PUT ALL THE BLAMES ON LABAN, D POSTER THAT IS CAUSING CONTROVERSIES
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Proverbs by Toygod(m): 10:55pm On Mar 02, 2012
@ onyeosi, hoho
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Know If You're Local. by Toygod(m): 10:46pm On Mar 02, 2012
I VEX PASS
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Pt 2 by Toygod(m): 9:44pm On Mar 02, 2012
I don talk am bfo, i go stil talk am again, dis guy na ONYE ARA
Jokes Etc / For Haterzzzzzzzzzz by Toygod(m): 5:15am On Mar 02, 2012
lipsrsealed shocked
Now, i need brand new haters, the old ones are now loving me, just because
Anytime i drop jokes,its like bomb and people begin to dey scamper.
I mean, na only me dey do joke, wey dey skatta N.L
No be by force, i was born to do this. Its my ministry.
Even rightnow,im bigger than nairaland! Abi na who be the bargar, wey wan say hm no know TOYGOD ( d fada).


N.B; If you no like this, go hide inside casket OR
If you no comment, make thunder hammer ya mouth, shhh grin sad lipsrsealed kiss cry
Jokes Etc / Re: Dad N Junior by Toygod(m): 3:14am On Mar 02, 2012
Onyeochi abi na onye ara, i rememba d doctor's report bout U,that u r a chronic saddist. It only takes a divine miracle to rectify ur condition.
@beta persons, una 3much jare
Jokes Etc / Re: Dad N Junior by Toygod(m): 10:38pm On Feb 29, 2012
Rily, im blushing
Jokes Etc / Dad N Junior by Toygod(m): 10:07pm On Feb 29, 2012
DAD JOINED FACEBOOK
Kid's status update;
DAD on facebook WTF!!!
DAD Commented.
What is WTF?
Kid replied To him
Welcome To Facebook,
Jokes Etc / Re: Advice To Y'all: I Mean U by Toygod(m): 9:51pm On Feb 28, 2012
Even u, switch off?
And vicky,i nor get una tyme
Jokes Etc / Re: Do U Feel Dis? by Toygod(m): 9:48pm On Feb 28, 2012
Dont need to talk much, visit a vetenary Doc, onye ara
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Proverbs by Toygod(m): 12:04am On Feb 28, 2012
If u cannot beat them, then organize for them to be beaten, No time joor

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Jokes Etc / Re: Nobody! by Toygod(m): 11:45pm On Feb 27, 2012
Hey, na wetin e resemble fo ur face.
Infact,i dey doubt weda you na human being. grin

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