A river neva flows and look back. lol

I force U?/answer nah,bfo i hammer ur head.
Sha, i no blame, nairaland suppose dey do screening for pple wey dey use am, cos me suspect say some IMBE, don join.
U knw warra mean.Aturu like u

E funny o

, hm fit no knw d meaning nii, cos na stark illiterate

Oh, i see u are hungry. But dats not a yardstick for u to open dat soakaway called mouth and yawn in the public.
Anyway,my advice is,u take caution so dat u dont swallow the whole world, D

Laban, You started on a dry note, so was wondering wot d end ll luk like. But , u surprised me n changed d whole scene.
Thumbs up man, but, english flaws

Abeg,i ve seen dis joke bfo, n by d way, what is all dis melodrama between dos 2 (mugu&mumu) op dia. Mbok, cari una sef go love rum n do watever pleases u.

I congratulate u pple, dat have been nursing d dream of working in KPMG.
K.P.M.G is recruiting again. D minimum qualification is a 2;1, any discipline.so hurry while offer lasts.
All d best, ve given u d opportunity,dat i dont av myself.

And ,ow does dat concern me?

Go bleep yourself
U must be a GOAT

Wtf is dis ''showing concerned face''

Im dis type of guy that cannot be easily swept off his feet by a Lady, but this case,its a different one entirely.
This is my story;
I went out of my house dat beautiful morning, hardly had i taken 5steps, i noticed dis beautiful thing passed me buy. She caught my eye,i couldnt hide d feelings,i followed. Since dey say opportunity knock but once,i tld her my name, n asked for hers, u knw nah,as guy,i started razzling her. To my outmost surprise,she gave in to my chicanery easily, bt d only thing wey fall my hands and my legs at the same time na wetin she talk.
Imagine, a beautiful lady telling U that she loves u, but she is the only girl, wey be BOKOHARAM.
Oboi,if na u wetin u go do?

Dat awkward moment,when ur joystick refuse to stop nodding on time! haha, e don do me wella


wat's joystick? Undecided Undecided Undecided
@switchoff, i nor get ur tym, bt beta still, na dat thing wey ur B.F take dey hammer u all d time. Mschew, haha

hmmmm, well, i comment my reserve

1., If u wake up in d morning n all u do to wash ur yeye mouth is chewing stick instead of using toothbrush
2.,when u are used to eating soup, without fish or meat.
3.,when u prefer sleeping on d mat rather than matress
4.,when prefer ogi,akamu,pap to hot tea.

Nice jokes!, tanx bouqui

My friend; Nigeria no go better again.
Advicer; wetin make u talk so?
My friend;Bokoharam today,militants tomorrow
Advicer; so??,?
My friend; Nigeria go soon divide
Advicer; ehen,if dey like make them divide but make dem rmemba to give me my own share, bfo Bokoharam bomb d rest. LoL

My friend; wailing,sobbing,weeping bitterly
Advicer; Guy, maka y na
My friend; im tired
Advicer; which tyre u be, bicycle own,motorcycle,abi na trailer tyre.
My friend; looks at me with an evil eye , im tired of pursuing my dreams
Advicer;mschew, simple,just ask them where they are going,then go and meet them there.

Dat awkward moment,when ur joystick refuse to stop nodding on time! haha, e don do me wella

Chai, igbo,money,ego

Una go kill person o

Meaning?

Gosh, tanx y'all for ur contributions, i neva knew,such lovely set of pple exist here on Nairaland. Now watch me flying high in d sky. But one more thing,and dis last thing, due to pressure within and without, wot shld i do.
A join projan
B join njpc
C join d 2 togeda
D dey on my own
E create my own grp.

+yawns+ we know u are very good at poems or what have u,bt pls spare us dat. All we nid is joke,joke,joke

To be candid, dis is a very dull,boring,uninteresting

, dis na my first time here o. Abeg,wot does it take ,to b fit?
N.B; no harsh words pls,

Adam n Eve, lol