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My face ofcourse......its d first visible impression,so i make sure ,i look atleast presentably OK

OH yeah, dat reminds me of my uninterupted 55mins international call.

U wndnt wanna knw the longest duration of my local call.I bet dat

Dem say,person wey use ELEPHANT set trap, na hm know wetin hm wan catch.......Y will I or my siblings, go to his school

11;30am - 2;00pm...........my opinion

So much. NL has impacted me grtly, even in an astromically high rate,whc i neva tot i could achieve in a short term

snakes and scorpions, cos Holy Bible says........im gonna trample on em

Gee! Im so surprised at the number of votes ,that went for Flavour.He looks educated,but Dat guy cnt speak English...nt tryin to say,using local dialect is bad thou. But,its kindda too much. And ,flavour is rasque .check d lyrics and his videos

But,the grt J.MARTINS wins. Decent songs,videos. ACHIEVEMENT AND VOICE SEF,abeg gv it to PASTOR J.

You buy BB Bold5 for ur Girlfriend,anoda guy pays the BIS for her & that is called Division of Labour.
You buy her cloth,anoda guy removes it & that is Seperation of Power.
You pay for her school fees, anoda guy pays for her House rent & that is Combined Business
She tells you that ,she is Not Ready for S...e.X, anoda man sleeps with her always, And that is...........?
Am waiting for the answer

If s.....e..x is really an exercise to loose weight, then RICK-ROSS is still a virgin

A Boy Was Teaching A Girl Math. He Kissed Her, Then Kissed Her Again & Said, This Is Addition.
Then The Girl Kissed Him Back & Said, This Is Subtraction.
Then They Kissed Each Other & Said, This Is Multiplication.
Suddenly The Girl's Dad Came & Beat Up The Boy ,
Threw Him Away & Said mary This Is Division

Yes, and u can as well confirm frm ya father. Abi?

My money,longer than River Nile. So,can i be?

@OP,misRAG.........d same reason ,why i wil not mind you,because U are as useless,as the AY at the back of OKAY.

mistaswag(m);hmmmn

............My guy , u nor get liver at all. So,u came back ,after many decades u dropped ur shit called joke. hahahaha

bin gbagbo: A money ritualist is looking for the following human parts to buy;

Male head, albino's left yansh, old lady's kpekus, A pregnant woman's left kidney and a yoruba man'n balls.


Please if u happen to get any of these parts, contact my rep on nairaland ekeroyal and he will pay you accordingly

..........This boy is definately outta genuine joke. He has no stuff to offer....**A fool is considered ,wise.If he kips his mouth shut**...........Pikin,4 heaven sake,must u talk?

Maybe,my father.....cos he is a disciplinarian

Both.They are jst perfect ,to complement the other in his/her weak part

i love dis thread ,though im nt an ibo

NA SO .......d replies too are rib crackin

Yes,he is

Prettty,can i be ur NL boiFwend ?

oh yea, the joke is not bad

nawa o

Na parlour o, for my house..cos my papa,no dey use eye see one dirt,na so hm go call u,to come sweep the whole place,evn if u jst finishd sweepin it

i check out myself occasionaly in the mirror

Mehn, its bin long o. Nt 4yrs,5,6 nt evn 7yrs bak.................tink i nid to exercise my self
2mao

I used it mainly as tourchlight. Evn in the day,i derive pleasure in puttin it on & off. LOL
But seriously, aside listenin to music....its 2going, as i dont have BB to ping

Like,hw does one give birth.
when will i give birth

muheheeehhe, Y tiwa, of all celebs? No insult meant, Tiwa na G.mama o,like 36yrs and she go senior u. U nor dey see her flabby agbalumo chest.......y nt mention pple like EVA,WAJE

nawa o

sory

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