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Jokes EtcRe: k by toygod2: 12:10am On May 12, 2012
OK, i don see you. shuuh
Jokes EtcRe: Welcome To Jamaica by toygod2: 12:08am On May 12, 2012
OMG....,hw dd u end it? initially twas funny
Jokes EtcRe: Men Carefull Wat U Ask For... by toygod2: 12:01am On May 12, 2012
wot do i say?
Jokes EtcRe: Hahaha The Woman Must Be Out Of Her Mind by toygod2: 11:55pm On May 11, 2012
hehehehehe,i go kill dat woman
Jokes EtcRe: Klinton And Lilian by toygod2: 11:48pm On May 11, 2012
I hear
Jokes EtcHumour by toygod2(op): 11:39pm On May 11, 2012
Four boyz met at a ceremony and it was time to introduce one another.
The 1st boy started....im from ABU reading medicine
The 2nd boy said............im from UI reading language arts
The 3rd boy said.........im from UNIBEN reading Law
The 4th boy was confused but stammered ...........im from PHCN reading meter

















smiley wink cheesy
Jokes EtcIf U Like,laff. And If U Dont .............. by toygod2(op): 11:32pm On May 11, 2012
A guy was in a lift with a lady.So the guy mistakenly hit the lady on the breast with his elbow.The guy replied then,im sorry.If ur heart is as soft as ur breast,u ll find a place in ur heart to forgive me.
The lady dint say anything,but tokked a little piece of paper in the guy's pocket that'' if ur manhood,is as strong as ur elbow,meet me in room 201''
Jokes EtcRe: Which Nairalander Would You Slap? by toygod2: 11:19pm On May 11, 2012
Just one question for you.......U WELL?
Jokes EtcRe: Job Apprikation *funny* by toygod2: 11:11pm On May 11, 2012
Hahaahhahah,me i laff o....bt
@OP,dnt use akwa-ibomite as ur point of humour nxt time
.No let akwaibom dohuhhuh?for u o
U com even mention my village join....watch it .lol
Jokes EtcRe: If U Don't Laff I Will BAN U! by toygod2: 11:07pm On May 11, 2012
@OP,What an unfortunate case,the HUNTER becoming the GAME........u r hearby banned with a jam-key for 1million years with hard labour of working in my vegetable farm
Jokes EtcRe: This Would Make U Smile...Books That Will Never EVER Exist By Sunnshyn by toygod2: 11:00pm On May 11, 2012
The real cure to HIV/AIDS by FELA ANIKULAPO
Jokes EtcRe: The Guy Who Donated Blood by toygod2: 3:38am On May 09, 2012
Dis is wot dey call,a CHOKE
Jokes EtcRe: Me And The Spanish Guy by toygod2: 3:34am On May 09, 2012
sooo?
Jokes EtcRe: O Serious! by toygod2: 3:30am On May 09, 2012
Oboi, wahala don come
Jokes EtcRe: This Would Make U Smile...Books That Will Never EVER Exist By Sunnshyn by toygod2: 2:52am On May 09, 2012
[url][/url[url]]english made simple by yoruba teache[/url]r
HAHAHA,krack u no well o....
E poss naw
Jokes EtcRe: Get Gbagbofied!!! Projan by toygod2: 2:26am On May 09, 2012
bin gbagbo: i met these kids on the streets with a black polythene screaming " we found it, we found it. . ."
i stopped them and asked "wetin u find?" the kids all replied " oga na this black bag o o"
i quickly grabbed it from them and told them "if pikins find, adults dey keep am". i went home, checked the bag n it was money! i was so happy.2 weeks later, i met the kids again with another bag singing "we found it, we found it" i no even ask dem i just grab di bag, dipped my hand in it to count the money.2
For ur tiny mind now,u go dey think say u don post be dat . abi?
Jokes EtcRe: Two Things Dat Wil Neva Mix! by toygod2: 10:26pm On May 08, 2012
OP and IQ
Jokes EtcRe: A Lion Wood Neva Cheat On His Wife But A Tiger Wood by toygod2: 10:24pm On May 08, 2012
0. lexonah: Quote Post

Abi?[tt][/tt]
abi ko, na so ni
Jokes EtcRe: Naija Police by toygod2: 10:19pm On May 08, 2012
Hmmmm,mixed feelings
Jokes EtcRe: Stupidest Question You Ever Heard? by toygod2: 10:16pm On May 08, 2012
And dis is wot dey call counterattack.
@OP,abeg forgive d small boi
Jokes EtcRe: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by toygod2: 10:05pm On May 08, 2012
Gosh! av got so many things to say............

1.)Is bookie now a born again,or born againST N.L, cos dis one wey she dey try feign something wey i no know o,with this her pious talk.

2.)Av seen this write-up somewhere(stale)

3.)This is a wise word.( food for thought , for the thoughtful )

4.)This isnt a joke, though some traces. I think we have religion ?
Jokes EtcRe: Animal Facebook...their Status Update by toygod2: 11:16pm On May 07, 2012
HAHAHAH......NICE OBSERVATION. GRT JOB
Jokes EtcRe: Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by toygod2: 11:09pm On May 07, 2012
toygod2: r: Quote Post

Its not funny when you check other things
Armed Robber - life expectancy 30yrs
Politicians - Public disgrace eg.13yrs Ibori
Yahoo Yahoo - Visit Kiri Kiri b4 u choose this career
Graduate - peace of mind if free from d above
So choose your career again
NEVA KNEW PPLE WITH SANE MIND ARE STILL IN NL. GUD TALKS JOO.PREACH IT PASTOR
@OP,NICE JOKE THOUGH
Jokes EtcRe: Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by toygod2: 11:07pm On May 07, 2012
r: Quote Post

Its not funny when you check other things
Armed Robber - life expectancy 30yrs
Politicians - Public disgrace eg.13yrs Ibori
Yahoo Yahoo - Visit Kiri Kiri b4 u choose this career
Graduate - peace of mind if free from d above
So choose your career again
Jokes EtcRe: Slangssssssssss by toygod2(op): 10:54pm On May 07, 2012
Oh yeah.........its grtly wlcm. Bring it on now
Jokes EtcRe: Colourful Telecom Yarns by toygod2(op): 10:51pm On May 07, 2012
water
Jokes EtcRe: Foolish Man by toygod2: 10:47pm On May 07, 2012
First klass mumu man
Jokes EtcSlangssssssssss by toygod2(op): 10:39pm On May 07, 2012
This might not be what u really expected,but u can make it waooooh.
Its simple! U rememba those days slangs/sayings?..........and some present once like
1. JOOR O
2. BABA GOD NANI
3. CHURCH FINX
4. READING ON MY MIND etc..........

grin cool


NOW,D RULE IS PEEP ONCE, AND DROP YOURS.
Jokes EtcRe: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by toygod2: 9:56pm On May 07, 2012
@OP, Oboi , na true o. D joke dry pass wetin i no know shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Meet! by toygod2: 1:29am On May 06, 2012
ITS ME YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR..........NOW,IM AROUND.
oya, start.lol,no yab me o

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